For all his heart-stopping hotness, it’s hard to remember sometimes that Kim Sunggyu is just an ordinary hamster man, and not an angel descended down to Earth to teach us all how to resist the temptations of the flesh. No matter how hard impossible that may be…

I mean, you’d be forgiven for mistaking him for a supernatural being.

He is, however, quite a normal human, with normal human urges. I mean, if the dongsaengs are feeling those twinges, the hyung must be as well!

In fact, our salamander general is pretty much telegraphing his unquenchable needs to us!

As a Gyustan, all I can think of is how to please my supreme Gyuness great it would be if he could somehow meet those needs, if only just cursorily. I mean, it’s all well and good to make use of your members…

…but variety is the spice of life. So you can imagine how happy I’ve been recently seeing that our dearest leader is now getting some non-member skinship on! With ladies, nonetheless!

(I don’t give a hard dingle about his actual uality, but as a lady myself, it’s sometimes nice to see him interact with the opposite just so I can superimpose my own face onto their photos and pretend it’s totally me and ugly cry that it’s not because Gyu’s pretty much been forsaken in that department when it comes to his and Infinite’s MVs. Seriously, Woollim, would it kill you to produce a music video where Gyu gets the girl, and not just a girl—namely, his sister?).

So I’m glad we’ve got him awkwardly holding the cutie actress Lee Seyoung’s hand at CN Blue Jonghyun’s We Got Married wedding…

(Seriously, who holds a girl's hand that way?!? Has he forgotten how to do it?)

…then being surprise-recruited as her maypole.

(I ship it.)

And he’s seated next to AOA’s Choa at the reception. You know what they say about single people at weddings, right?

(Besides the fact that they’re sad and monopolizing the open bar…)

(I shIp it.)

Then, because he’s doing a musical and he has a loveline with her, f(x)’s Luna gets some of that Sunggyuliciousness, as well.  And Gyu? Gyu gets more chances to touch some bearers of the XX chromosome.

I envy her entire upper torso (more so than I normally would).

(And I ship it.)

Gyu and girls? Yes, please!

Yes, indeed, I'm so happy our SlothGyu now has more places to hang off of/onto than just random pillars and Jongie.

Not that I don’t ship those combinations. Cause I do. In fact, I ship Gyu with everyone. And I mean, EVERYONE. The members of Infinite. All of South Korea. The population of THE WORLD, male and female, animal, vegetable, or mineral.

Gyu is thirsty, but the world is thirstier, people. THE WORLD IS THIRSTY FOR OUR GYU.

This post approved by Kim “Ladies’ man, man’s man” Sunggyu.

*Pictures credited to their rightful owners.