Okay, it's not much of a poem

Don't come to me spouting your yellow fever nonsense

gwiyomi, kawaii, how about ni qu si

no orange chicken flied lice

I eat es like you at night.

I'm Chinese!

your ching chong

I don't wear a cheongsam

my hanfu's not a kimono

China's not copying Japan!

stop lumping us all together

and plastering us on your shirt

your aesthetic

so pathetic

that Google translate

and you laugh at our engrish.

no, I won't speak asian for you

no, I won't draw Chinese for you

no, you

I mean, no, I won't you.

off

I'm done.

And on the other side..

对，我是ABC

中文说的还行

发音有点怪怪

句子有点不通

但你们还是点赞。

会个“你好”

就表扬个不停

未免期望也太低。

我用筷子，吃中餐，搜百度，上淘宝

你们别那么惊讶，好不好？

我说我是中国人

你们偏强调海外来的

我说我是美国人

他们一看就知道不一样。

那么请告诉我，

我到底是什么鬼东西？