I have an early class tomorrow! I need to sleep! What is this, Trollim, why do this to me?!? I was waiting around for a teaser to be released at a proper time, and you basically Bora’d me!

How dare you drop this lusciousness on me right before bedtime!

I…I…

This is infinite levels of…I don’t even know, I don’t  have the proper vocabulary to explain just what I am feeling. I think I need one of those therapy dolls where I can point to the places where the emotions are boiling over in me. Since I don’t have one of those, I suppose Gyu gifs will have to do. Let’s just say when the teaser started (like actually started, not the mean callous Woollim logo), and we see our dearest leader running hamster-trotting through a parking garage, I was like:

Then, there was a girl. And Lordy, noona has been saying it’s way past time for Infinite to be getting some XX chromosome-bearers of the non-sister variety in their videos. Praise be to Gyu!

Then there was a whole lotta flashiness, which I had to look away from because I’m old, and that stuff is seizure-inducing, but did I see Bambi’s papa on one of them walls?!? (Also, whoever dressed that mirror set is in for seven years of bad luck.) Still, the Infinite Hotness was in full force.

So, Battle Royale theme? Or a “I am my own worst enemy” deal? Or, and this would be awesome, a The Most Dangerous Game kinda affair? Oh. My. Gyu.

You have made bedtime into Bad Time…you happy now, Trollim? ARE YOU HAPPY WITH THIS REALITY? JUST WHO IS RUNNING YOU THESE DAYS? WHO IS THE HEARTLESS, WONDERFUL, CRUEL, AMAZING, MERCILESS, DARLING PERSON WHO DECIDED TO DROP THIS TEASER RIGHT HERE AND NOW WHEN NOONA NEEDS TO GO TO BED?!?

I should have known.

This post approved by Kim “This is how I really run” Sunggyu.

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