So, I wake up and go about my early morning ritual, minding my own business, stalking Kpop news sites going over my lesson plans for the day, when IT happened.

What was it, you asked? (Or rather, I’m asking for you.) Very good question. Was it another bout of the Gyu-dness?

Well, in a fashion, because OMGYU, that butterscotch hair. And those red triangles in such…strategic…places…um, wait, I think I had a point.

Ah, yes, something happened. Something immense. Something that had an infinitely intense effect on noona’s sanity early in the morn. Something that shook her reality.

That’s right, y’all. Infinite. Comeback. IMMINENT.

This is indeed the reality I wanted. Even if it will realistically deplete my minimal finances. (And my ovaries.) Which you can tell are a concern of Sunggyu’s Bermuda shorts.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have half an hour before I try to not mess up impart some knowledge on my students, and I still need to gather myself.

This post approved by Infinite and their leader Kim “Weekly Idol’s Most Valuable/Bullied Guest” Sunggyu.

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