So, I’ve done some math (well, I found a website to do it for me, since I am utterly unable to manipulate numbers without feeling the need to rip out my hair; there’s a reason I went into a non-math field!), and discovered that I was born exactly 2,214 days before my beloved bibimbaby, Kim Sunggyu.

So, what does that mean?

(Aside from the fact that I am way too old to be a fangirl, which, let’s be real, that ship has circumnavigated the globe several times already.)

(And beyond the need for me to be doing more “constructive(?)” things with my life than stanning a man-child with the iest gaze in possibly all of Kpop.)

Uh, I forgot where I was going with this…

Oh, right, it means I have an excuse to do a blog post based loosely on the time period between when I rushed into this world (I was born a week early) and when our dearest leader graced it.

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Two ice cones courtesy of our cutie commander

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Two pictures showing the evolution of Gyu from YAMO Homme (Yucky, Absolutely Mortifyingly Offensive Hair) to YUM (Yeah, Uber-Mouthwatering)

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One of the most recent noona-heart-stopping photos of our salamander general

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Four snaps of the iest hamster/grandpa in all of Kpop with cake

(because at my age, this is the closest I should get to it!)

And there you have it. Although we may have been born 2,214 days (and be 3,372 kilometers) apart, my wallet heart belongs wholly to you, Kim Sunggyu of the Infinite Sassy Aegyu.

Happy birthday in advance, leader-nim!

This post approved by Kim “I’d eat that cake despite it being sprinkled liberally with 4/7 of Infinite’s spit” Sunggyu.

*Pictures credited to their owners