The Assassination of ynoona's Sanity by the Cutie Commander Kim Sunggyu

I’m almost sure Infinite is out to kill me, and believe me, it would not take 24 hours…

Clearly trying to slay me with them vocals and 90s-esque dance moves (even if I prefer their Korean releases more).

Or perhaps it’s just their aug(yu)st leader who’s set out to exegyute execute me…

Yup, yup, certain of it. Cutie commander’s out to assagyuinate assassinate me, and not just in teasers for 24 Hours. Just in general.

How dare he look so good in all his photos? How dare he go above and beyond just being gyutiful for fan-shots and inflict his self-taken adorkable Gyuness on the world? I mean how did Twitter not break with this amount of aegyu?!?

I can’t handle this. I can’t. Everything he does is magic, even the dumbest things, like holding a glass or breathing or existing…

(Yet strangely enough, he can’t do actual magic. Gyu Go figure.)

I can’t take it. My body can’t handle so much good gooey Gyutieness. I am well aware that I keep saying this and yet I keep on stanning the Gyu, so I suppose I am a Gl(yu)tton glutton for punishment.

Anyone know to turn my back on this bibimbaby, please let me know.

This post approved by Kim “Bye-bye noona’s sanity” Sunggyu.

 

P.S. I hope you  enjoyed this slew of Gyu-ie-ness. I’ll try to hold off on posting any more blogs until more substantial Infinite/Sunggyu stuff appears (which should be soon! Yay!). Thanks for dropping by! Have a Gyureat week!

 

*Pictures and video credited to their owners

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evangeline101 #1
the only solution for us (insanely crazy and masochistic fangurls) is a brain wash. or a brain transplant, whichever works. i would probably just it up and let myself drown in the agony called sunggyu (and i don't understand why twitter hasn't died either).
IforeverinspiritI #2
yet another brilliant post I can't
HOW DO YOU COME UP WITH SUCH PERFECT PUNS UNNIE YOU'RE AMAZING *applauds*
And yes omg those cutie selcas I died and the way he was like 'this is me pretending to be cute' like IS HE FOR REAL he couldn't not be cute even he wanted otl
and omg he looks so good lately and his hair is making me cry, doesn't he look like a prince charming in that suit and his hair styled like that??? I swear i'm starting a 'prince charmingyu' tag just for those pics ;;;;;
can't wait for more of these precious post from you unnie
:*****
stargazingshawol #3
I can't with your gyu puns ugh--

not even funny but you make me laugh so much idk lol

(Gyu's selca may not have ruined twitter but it ruined me HAHAHA <3)
xiaobae #4
cutie commander omfg haha <3
strawberrxes #5
you killed me with these photos and gifs. :, (
i can't handle it.
literally screamed-
suzizi #6
This man is planning world domination, turn your back is impossible. I have no words for his gyutiful selca.
NumberOneShawol #7
He does it all with a purpose; to ruin our lives, sanitys, and our ovaries lol. He has surely succeeded in his conquest.
princesshj #8
Your blog help me to loosen up you know. I really am stress right now because of my assingment. Thank you, I have fun reading it.. ^_^
mimilee #9
Your blog posts are LOVE.
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