Rejected
Description
Heechul is a girl disguised as a boy. Hankyung is a tough mafia heir, disguised as an innocent Chinese dancer. Kangin is a gay guy disguised as a striaght guy playing a gay guy. Leeteuk is a straight guy disguised as Kangin's boyfriend, Kyuhyun, as a non-criminal, Donghae, as a normal boy, Ryeowook, a cool princely type. Why all the façades? To make this awful idea of a boyband, Super Junior, stay afloat...even while everyone is rooting for its failure.
Pairings: Hanchul, Kangteuk, Kyumin, Eunhae, Sibum, Yewook
failed pairings: sichul, eunmin, kyuwook, kihae...ninja!hansung...
The Case File of SMent:
Name: Kim Heechul
Gender: Female
Birthday: July 10, 1983
Height: 172 cm
notes: a decent voice, but altogether not the right image. too boyish and arrogant to be in a girl group.
SJ profile: disguise as boy, put in boy band...problem solved.
Status: REJECTED
Fanservice partner: Siwon
Name: Hangeng, Hankyung
Gender: Male
Birthday: February 9, 1983
Height: 183 cm
Notes: had so much hopes for this guy...but arrogant, petulant, cusser, no respect for authority, doesn't want to be there, offensive, and rude.
SJ profile: innocent Chinese idol, with helplessly bad Korean....how to get him to agree to do that? Still a mystery.
Fanservice partner: his response: "go to hell, I have a girlfriend"
Status: REJECTED
Name: Park Jungsoo, Leeteuk
Gender: Male
Birthday: July 1, 1983
Height: 176 cm
Notes: good kid, but mediocre in all things...doesn't have that "star" factor
SJ profile: leader of the group...let's see how this works out.
Fanservice partner: Kangin...but he's totally straight.
Status: REJECTED
Name: Kim Youngwoon, Kangin
Gender: Male
Birthday: January 17, 1985
Height: 180
Notes: too manly to be a successful idol star.
SJ profile: Leeteuk's hubby and protector...a bumbling bear that has a sweet side.
Fanservice pairing: Leeteuk
Status: REJECTED
Name: Lee Sungmin
Gender: Male
Birthday: January 1, 1986
Height: 175 cm
Notes: incredibly talented, but very gay...was found making out with a man behind stage.
SJ Profile: aegyo pprince, with a strong manly MANLY side
Fanservice pairing: Eunhyuk
Status: REJECTED
Name: Cho Kyuhyun
Birthday: February 3, 1988
Height: 180 cm
Notes: EVIL. CRIMINAL. STAY AWAY. should be in prison for all the emotional damage he caused the company.
SJ profile: cute maknae
Fanservice partner: Kim Ryeowook
Status: REJECTED
Name: Choi Siwon
Birthday: February 10, 1987
Height: 185 cm
Notes: perfect. good kid, dedicated, nice face and body, all around success.
SJ profile: fanservice king. SHOULD NOT spend more than five minutes with his shirt on. this is a rule.
Fanservice pairing: Heechul
status: ACCEPTED
Name: Kim Kibum
Birthday: August 1, 1987
Height: 179 cm
Notes: normal, uninteresting...wait, who was he, again?
SJ profile: cool, levelheaded princely type.
Fanservice partner: Donghae
Status: REJECTED
Name: Lee Hyuk Jae, Eunhyuk
Birthday: April 4, 1986
Height: 176 cm
Notes: Awkward, middle schooler personality. doesn't have the 'cool vibe' an idol needs.
SJ profile: Cool, playboy, magnet
Fanservice partner: Sungmin
Status: REJECTED
Name: Lee Dong Hae
Birthday:October 16, 1986
Height: 176 cm
Notes: cute, but incredibly retarded and weird. In his own world. Always
SJ profile: Princely, gentlemanly, tender soul
Fanservice partner: Kibum
Name: Kim Jong Woon, Yesung
Birthday: August 24, 1984
Height: 178 cm
Notes: WEIRD. just really weird, and makes everyone want to stay away from him. far, far away.
SJ profile: 4d, dreamy...no one really was able to change him, so it basically stays the same.
Fanservice partner: Hankyung. (reaction: "fml I'm gonna die, and I don't even like him.")
Status: REJECTED
Note: some small details were changed (making a couple people just few cm shorter or taler, changing heechul's gender, birthdays, etc.)
Foreword
Yup, I'm back!!
Basically, we all know that Super Junior is a random band of misfits...but this story actually explores that a little bit more.
genre: comedy, romance, other stuff....
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