Spilled Milk

Description

The saying goes: "Don't cry over spilled milk." Chanyeol, of course, would never cry. Or love. Or feel. He is apathetic and has been since a young age when something traumatic caused him to shut out his emotions in a way to keep himself sane. A coping method. 

The only emotion he allows himself is amusement. That's something he gets every day at work. No one really thinks of what it would be like to be the 'background character' in someone else's story; the waiter that has to deal with people hiding under tables because they don't want to see someone. Chanyeol is that waiter. He has made it his personal goal to make as many people's lives as complicated or embarassing as possible; of course without being caught by his boss. 

One thing Chanyeol has to deal with on an almost daily basis is famous people that think they're all that and more. When Kris, the famous film star and model, shows up at the relatively popular resturant where Chanyeol works, he is completely astounded when someone doesn't only not know who he is, but could also care less about his existance.

Add on that Chanyeol's life purpose is to make everyone elses' lives as awkward as possible, and Kris's massive ego and pride, and there's a whole lot of fun for the main character of this background story.

Foreword

Yeah..... I have nothing to say.

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sujuELFsarang
#1
Chapter 3: God. This is perfection for a sassy Chanyeol !
secretshhhh #2
Chapter 4: Sassy Chanyeol = best thing ever
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Oh, and, what if Kris would just kiss him (on the lips) out of nowhere, whenever he wants (even if paparazzi are watching) out of desperation and hopes that with each time they kiss, Chanyeol would remember him and slowly fall for him. Kris would frequent the restaurant Chanyeol's working out, he would sometimes force him to go on a date with him whether he likes it or not, Taeyeon is this supporting character of Krisyeol and contributes to Kris's 'plans' to make Chanyeol fall in love with him, though Chanyeol is still sassy and would still embarrass Kris (or anyone really) occasionally but Kris is a tough cookie so he won't give up easily. Kris would eventually know about Chanyeol's past (though I don't know how this would happen so I'm sorry /sobs) and then they become closer and Chanyeol becomes less sassy (tho he's still sassy asf) and then... I don't know .-.

Lol this is so vague and crappy (why did I even bother). This is just a suggestion tho, I'm completely alright with it if you don't use this.

I'm okay with but if you don't want to than you don't have to. But if you ever do, oh gosh, please no bottom Kris. I cringe at bottom Kris. But if you decide otherwise then I respect that.

:)))
cnkoi5 #3
Chapter 4: ch. 4: kris sees chanyeol's act w/ the customers and starts to ruin chanyeol's plans
chanyeol gets fed up and angry and makes a deal with kris to act as his boyfriend
swizzle #4
Chapter 4: Since chanyeol is so sassy here so maybe it'd be better if kris is also being so stubborn and tough toward chanyeol, what about kris keeps chasing after him, tailing him everywhere and makes chanyeol so annoyed. I also think it might be good if some cliche scenes happen, like kris helps chanyeol from dangerous situation and because of it, chanyeol stops on pushing kris away and slowly accepts him. Funny scenes where a lot papparazzis in front of them both, and they both are pretending to be such a lovely couple and kris trying to do any skinship while chanyeol trying his best to stop Kris from doing it. And please no bottom kris.. i cant handle bottom kris, its def a big no no for me
InSaneIus #5
Chapter 3: Sassy Chanyeol is honestly the best thing that's ever happened to the world of fanfiction. Sassy Tao too but that's a whole 'nother thing.
I hope Kris bottoms, it's rare and if seems to be going that way (as in it would be appropriate (in my opinion) for this story due to the characteristics and personalities of both of them). But you never know, might just be the bottom Kris lover in me speaking with hope.
I don't know what you're doing either but I love if anyways! Please update soon. ;)
Sekitani #6
Chapter 3: "I'm not nice. " I'm totally fine with Chanyeol being like sassy and if Kris is bottoming I'm totally okay with that !

I love this story I'll wait impatiently for the next update ! ^-^
aisysam94
#7
Chapter 3: Hahaha...Chanyeol love to trick people... :-D
Ayangyeng #8
Chapter 3: Really curious whose gonna bottom??
fienyeol #9
Chapter 3: Bottom chanyeol,, please authornim....