llama started a chat with R_R_RAVI, BaNaNa, Hyo_Shin_4_Life and 2 others

 

llama: ...

llama: hello...??

Hyukie: looky here~

Hyukie: the llama starts a convo for a change

llama: yupp

R_R_RAVI: what's up?

llama: well, there were a few questions left over from the last chapter that I feel bad for not getting in on time, so there's that

Kenjuma: yay!!

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: something else??

llama: yeahhh

llama: big news, but I'll do that after the questions, ok?

R_R_RAVI: sure, I'll go get the hyungs

llama: thanks ^^

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: so

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: how many questions??

llama: one each, plus one from me to all of you

Kenjuma: oooh!!! sounds exciting!

llama: hmm

Hyukie: it feels kinda weird that you started this chat

Hyukie: feels kinda ominous

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: shut up

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: you just don't like her

llama: lol

Hyukie: she said there was big news

Hyukie: she's probably gonna do something really creepy

BaNaNa: have a lil trust??

Hyukie: why??

Hyukie: she HACKED

Polker_Face: not exactly, it was sorta N's fault for not checking this

llama: it was in the terms and conditions ^^

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: but still

R_R_RAVI: kinda see where Hyukkie's coming from

R_R_RAVI: she did post these for anyone to see

llama: it's just for other things~~

llama: I took out all the boring stuff and double checked to take out personal information

BaNaNa: see ^^

Hyukie: still

Hyukie: everything we say is blackmail material

Polker_Face: like it's any different from a broadcast

Polker_Face: remember when you tried to barbeque me on a fire??

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: hahah that was funny

R_R_RAVI: this chat is sorta the same

BaNaNa: just more SWEARING!!

BaNaNa: >.<

llama: haha yeah,

llama: I understand you don't really like me but at least it's been good asking and answering questions, right??

Kenjuma: yeah that has been fun

Kenjuma: and speaking of!!

R_R_RAVI: yeah we came for these questions!!

llama: OK~~

llama: First up, N

BaNaNa: YES

llama: what is the most dramatic thing you can come up with off the top of your head?

BaNaNa: Leo's tragic love triangle, where he has to choose between the hyung and love of his life, me, or freshly baked bread!!!

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: sounds like something that would actually happen tbh

Polker_Face: cause it did

Polker_Face: and you're not the love of my life you're just hyung

BaNaNa: >o<

llama: Leo!!

Polker_Face: yea

llama: who do you think is the most likely to change gender?

Polker_Face: Ken or N tbh

Polker_Face: have you seen how dramatic they get

Kenjuma: HEY!

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: don't yell -_-

R_R_RAVI: they'd turn into little grandmas that complain about everything and make it so dramatic

Hyukie: true

Hyukie: but they already do that

llama: lololol

llama: Ken, if you're in a car, and you're going the speed of light (pretend it's possible) what happens if you turn your headlights on? (Also keep in mind that the speed of l ight is SUPPOSEDLY the fastest you can go. Let's keep it theoretical)

Kenjuma: ...

Kenjuma: if you turned them on, by the time you've shone them they'd be behind you... and then everything breaks and...

Kenjuma: actually

Kenjuma: you know what

Kenjuma: they probably wouldn't even work tbh

Kenjuma: T.T

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: hahahah

llama: Ravi, has there ever been a legitimate fight for power between the maknae line and the hyung line??

R_R_RAVI: we don't talk about that

BaNaNa: ^^

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: swore that day to secrecy

Hyukie: didn't even happen

Polker_Face: I don't even know what you're talking about

Kenjuma: I don't remember anything

Kenjuma: when was this???

Hyukie: SSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Kenjuma: but seriously I'd remember to keep a secret like this

Kenjuma: why don't I?

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: Seriously no

Polker_Face: there's a reason why you don't remember

BaNaNa: no Leo don't

Polker_Face: you weren't even awake when everything went to hell

Kenjuma: 0_0

BaNaNa: GODDAMNIT LEO

R_R_RAVI: if you hyungs could even work together properly that issue wouldn't have even happened in the first place

BaNaNa: shut up

Hyukie: no seriously you guys only won that time cause we hurt the manager on mistake

Hyukie: you guys weren't even try tbh

Polker_Face: well N shouldn't have tried to move the cactus

BaNaNa: why did you trip over in the first place Leo!?

Kenjuma: I am so confused

llama: so am I buddy

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: if you guys just respected the toaster nothing bad would've even happened to Ken anyway

Kenjuma: WHAT!?

R_R_RAVI: yeah it wasn't our fault he got hit with the toaster

Hyukie: or slipped over the rolling pin N dropped when he heard Leo fall

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: or have the washing collapse on him...

BaNaNa: ok I get it

BaNaNa: I messed up a little

BaNaNa: but why the hell was there a cactus in the washing rack

Kenjuma: is that why my skin was irritated a while ago?

Hyukie: it wouldn't have mattered if you didn't try to move my comics

Hyukie: because of that you pissed off ravi

R_R_RAVI: yeah and you wouldn't stop so I had to throw the toothbrushes at you to get you to stop

BaNaNa: WHY THE HELL DOES THROWING THE TOOTHBRUSHES HELP YOU IN ANY WAY

R_R_RAVI: YOU STOPPED TOUCHING THE COMICS DIDNT YOU

BaNaNa: WHY WAS IT SUCH A BIG DEAL

BaNaNa: I NEEDED TO MAKE ROOM TO PUT KENS MATRESS THERE SO WE DIDNT HAVE TO DRAG HIM AGAIN

Kenjuma: AGAIN?

R_R_RAVI: YOU WERE MESSING UP THE ORDER

R_R_RAVI: THERE WAS A CREASE IN HYUKS FAVOURITE

Hyukie: and Hong got really upset when he saw the toothbrushes on the floor

Hyukie: so at least we were a TEAM and went over to help calm him

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: yeah you and Leo just kept wandering around like lost sims

Polker_Face: well while we were wandering we were trying to get things to help Ken you know

BaNaNa: yeah

BaNaNa: you didn't have to throw the washing rack

R_R_RAVI: look

R_R_RAVI: the washing rack was a bit far

R_R_RAVI: but you guys hurt Ken hyung and Hongbin was upset

Hyukie: see?

Hyukie: he's mature enough to admit mistakes

Polker_Face: but throwing the rack ended up hitting the manager as he walked in with a box

Polker_Face: he fell back cause of that and tore a muscle in his leg cause of you

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: THEN WHY THE HELL DID YOU THROW THE TOASTER

Polker_Face: MY TOAST WAS ON FIRE

Polker_Face: I WASNT WEARING GLOVES

Polker_Face: IT BURNT ME

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: AT LEAST GIVE IT THE DIGNITY OF SMASHING ON THE FLOOR AND NOT AGAINST KENS HEAD

Kenjuma: this is out of hand

R_R_RAVI: ^^

R_R_RAVI: as we said

R_R_RAVI: we don't talk about this

llama: that doesn't really have anything to do with rising to power though??

Hyukie: yes it did

Hyukie: our assets and our dignity were damaged

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: it honestly would've been fine to leave that catastrophe as is

R_R_RAVI: but you thought that cause we surrendered after hurting the manager that you could rub it in

R_R_RAVI: your just posers

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: filthy no good posers

Kenjuma: that was wild

Kenjuma: explains the irritation though

llama: riiight...

llama: well...

llama: hongbin,

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: ^.^

llama: can you come up with replacement insults for Hyuk to use instead of cussing, and see how long he can use them without actually cussing? (Hyuk plz coorperate gdi)

Hyukie: I don't consent

BaNaNa: no this will be good

BaNaNa: lets see what alternatives cook up in his weird head

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: microwaved sock

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: shrivelled lettuce

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: crusty onion

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: soggy towel

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: expired coupon

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: or just add an adjective to a food

Kenjuma: that's actually pretty cool

Hyukie: ...

Hyukie: look, if I tried I probably could

Hyukie: what about sticking up the finger

R_R_RAVI: yeah ^^

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: when someone pisses you off just give them a thumbs down

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: it'll hurt more

Hyukie: you know what

Hyukie: I think I could

Kenjuma: but you swear so much won't you run out of creative insults

Hyukie: shut up you dry muffin

BaNaNa: you know

BaNaNa: I think I could tolerate this a lot better than the swearing

Hyukie: yeah you would you mushy apple

BaNaNa: hey!

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: already he is a master

Hyukie: thank you, Bin of Hongs, for your wonderful input

Hyukie: it shall be noted in the evil maknae committee

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: :D

R_R_RAVI: congrats!!

llama: well

llama: I think I'll ruin the mood with this next question for Hyuk.

BaNaNa: no T.T

llama: Hyukkie, what would you describe as borderline torture for each of your hyungs, ally or otherwise. (Humane, of course. I ain't talking blood and gore)

Hyukie: hmmmm

Hyukie: I'll go in ascending order

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: oh no

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: HYUK

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: HAVE MERCY

Hyukie: you're literally the simplest

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: ;_;

Hyukie: put the toaster in the microwave, put all the shoe-vegetables in the toilet and just leave them there without flushing, turn the shoes so that the soul is facing upwards and put all of the cacti in front of N's room

BaNaNa: hey!

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Hyukie: ravi next

Hyukie: you remember the hat you wore in error??

R_R_RAVI: oh god

Hyukie: and the makeup we wore for hyde??

R_R_RAVI: OH GOD

Hyukie: and I 'accidentally' installed a virus on your laptop

R_R_RAVI: OH GOD NO

Hyukie: ken...

Kenjuma: >_<

Hyukie: I would rapid fire questions about the universe that have no known answer and cause an existential crisis!

Kenjuma: >;;;;;;<

Kenjuma: noooo....

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: you already broke him!!

Hyukie: L

Hyukie: E

hyuk: O

Polker_Face: ...

Hyukie: 

Hyukie: how's married life treatin ya?

Polker_Face: I'm gonna log off

llama: no you can't!!

Polker_Face: -_-

Polker_Face: I don't have to put up with this

Hyukie: and lastly

Hyukie: n

BaNaNa: >w<

Hyukie: this is difficult

Hyukie: there are so many options

Hyukie: but I think I'll go easy on you

Hyukie: you know

Hyukie: cause you're the hyung after all

BaNaNa: ?_?

Hyukie: we'll just leave you alone

BaNaNa: what

BaNaNa: hyuk

BaNaNa: come on

BaNaNa: answer the question properly

BaNaNa: ...

BaNaNa: hyuk

BaNaNa: hyuk?

BaNaNa: ...

BaNaNa: hyuk!

BaNaNa: answer me

BaNaNa: hyuk!

BaNaNa: anyone...?

BaNaNa: hello??

BaNaNa: llama??

BaNaNa: where are you all

BaNaNa: ...

BaNaNa: none of you are in the dorm anymore

BaNaNa: where did you all go?

BaNaNa: where are you

BaNaNa: hyuk stop it

BaNaNa: I'm serious

BaNaNa: cut it out

BaNaNa: HYUK

BaNaNa: PLEASE

BaNaNa: I'M SERIOUS

BaNaNa: WHY DID YOU GO

BaNaNa: I'm gonna hit you when you get back

BaNaNa: you can't get away with this

BaNaNa: be nice cause I'm the hyung my

BaNaNa: hyuk seriously come back

BaNaNa: anyone

BaNaNa: come back

BaNaNa: this is annoying

BaNaNa: god

BaNaNa: hurry up

BaNaNa: I don't want to have to deal with this

BaNaNa: ...

BaNaNa: guys...

BaNaNa: seriously

BaNaNa: anybody

BaNaNa: why did you go??

BaNaNa: ...

BaNaNa: ...

BaNaNa: ...

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BaNaNa: ...

R_R_RAVI: omg he's actually crying

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: omo really!?

Hyukie: ha got a picture

BaNaNa: YOU GUYS

Hyukie: LANGUAGE

Hyukie: I AM SO OFFENDED

Polker_Face: ...

Polker_Face: do you want some bread??

BaNaNa: yes

BaNaNa: I'll throw it at that turd

Polker_Face: then I ain't giving

Hyukie: thanks for playing along llama

llama: that was pretty mean tho

R_R_RAVI: eh

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: at least he didn't  D E S T R O Y   E V E R Y T H I N G

Hyukie: ^^

BaNaNa: >:|

Polker_Face: didn't you say you had some big news

llama: oh yeah

llama: well the last chat I posted was the 30th

llama: but the two year anniversary was coming up

llama: so I was going back through it

llama: and one of the posts wasn't an actual post so there's only 29 chats up

llama: and since there were a few left over questions that didn't make it in time last time

llama: here I am

BaNaNa: I feel like there's more you're wanting to say

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: ^^

llama: well...

llama: I really have enjoyed chatting with you and sharing questions and answers with the other things...

llama: but this is the two year anniversary and I think I should leave you guys alone now

Hyukie: finally

R_R_RAVI: oi

Hyukie: what

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: so you're not coming back??

llama: yup

BaNaNa: no more q&a's?

llama: no more

Polker_Face: privacy in our chat??

llama: after this chatroom is closed you won't hear from me again

llama: I'm not going to post anymore and I'm going to let you guys be

llama: I'm sorry if you get in trouble for this with your managers

R_R_RAVI: nah don't worry ^^

R_R_RAVI: we've had fun!!

Hyukie: so you're going to leave us alone?

Hyukie: forever

llama: yup

llama: I'll log out for the first and last time

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: we'll miss this though

llama: I will too, but I think it's enough

llama: 2 years

Polker_Face: fair enough

BaNaNa: so this is goodbye??

llama: yup

Kenjuma: oh...

llama: can I ask a question?

Kenjuma: YES!!

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: GOD DAMN IT STOP SHOTING

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: YOU RUINED THE MOOD YOU MOULDY BUISCIT

Kenjuma: T.T

llama: can you guys promise to keep putting out amazing music, but stay healthy and happy too??

Hyukie: hmmmm

Hyukie: tricky

Polker_Face: don't be a hyuk

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: yeah llama we can

llama: great~~

Kenjuma: well

Kenjuma: this is it then

Kenjuma: goodbye

Kenjuma: I enjoyed breaking my brain with you

Polker_Face: I did actually enjoy the q&a's until they got out of hand

Polker_Face: bye

Hyukie: don't hack us or anyone else again

Hyukie: but look after yourself too

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: I guess you know about the toaster

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: put offerings of bread in it often to keep it happy

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: and put vegetables in your shoes!!

R_R_RAVI: well

R_R_RAVI: it was fun while it lasted

R_R_RAVI: I did enjoy myself a lot

BaNaNa: me too^^

BaNaNa: thanks for not spreading personal stuff then

BaNaNa: bye

llama: BYE :D

llama logged off

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: well

R_R_RAVI: that's it then

Polker_Face: hmm

BaNaNa: hey, we've got a schedule soon

BaNaNa: we should get to the company to warm up

Hyukie: let's go!

 

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*casually slides into your subscription box

Um, hey! It's the 2 year anniversary of this fic... It doesn't quite feel like two years of this fic, more like two years between chapters am I right?? haha~

So I was going back through and checking the fic for nostalgia's sake and I realised that it was technically 29 chapters, crazy right!? There is one chapter that was just an authors note to tell you I wasn't dead and the chapter was coming, so this is technically the 30th chapter ^.^

And I felt a little bad at not saying goodbye to VIXX properly in the chat, so here is some hopefully decent closure for everyone. I think this is the point where I will say goodbye to the fic properly and not ruin it further. Just go back to the last chapter and read the long a/n again and I'll be on my way~

And again, I'm still going to be writing other fics so you'll see me soon, I've got so many planned out that I'm working on so stalk me if you wanna read them when they come out!! And also again, feel free to hit up my inbox I absolutely love talking to you things, I'm gonna miss the long threads of comments we shared under this fic...

And sorta exciting news?? I've been working on a Neo fic so check it out if you could??? Pls, it would mean a lot to me, even though it's not exactly crack I've worked hard haha, I'd love to see your familiar usernames over there~~

This is getting too long again, after a shameless self promo, I hope you all enjoyed this garbage heap for what it was and that you continue to enjoy reading every fanfic you stumble upon!!