Hyo_Shin_4_Life started a chat with R_R_RAVI, Hyukie, BaNaNa and 2 others

 

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: why is no one talking to each other?

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: it's like a cold shoulder war

BaNaNa: thank god you're here

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: what the hell happened?

Kenjuma: I didn't even want to

Kenjuma: He MadE ME!

Hyukie: wow hyung

Hyukie: shut up

Kenjuma: YoU haVe No RiGhT tO Be tHIs RUdE

Hyukie: OH

Hyukie: MY

Hyukie: GAWD

Hyukie: I'll try to accept the fact that you yell out what you are typing when you type in caps

Hyukie: buT TYPING HALF CAPS AND YELLING EVERY SOUND OF THOSE HALF CAPITALISED WORDS IS GOING TO BE THE DEATH OF ME

Kenjuma: :((((

Kenjuma: why are you so mean to me?

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: I don't even understand what is wrong...

Polker_Face: basically

Polker_Face: Ken found tumblr

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: HAHAHAHAHA WHAT

Kenjuma: they are my people

Kenjuma: we really connect

Kenjuma: they ask the questions I never thought I'd imagine

BaNaNa: I don't know how much I can take of this

R_R_RAVI: I dunno it's pretty funny

BaNaNa: bing bong please help

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: what's so bad about him finding tumblr?

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: isn't it just weird midnight thoughts and pictures with gif sets now and then?

Kenjuma: oh but that's where you're wrong my boy

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: don't call me your boy

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: it's kind of unsettling

R_R_RAVI: are you going to fight bing bong too?

Hyukie: please don't

Hyukie: it's going to corrupt my evil maknae team

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: hey Ken

Kenjuma: yes bean?

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: what did you even do to get everyone like this?

BaNaNa: NO

Polker_Face: here we go

Kenjuma: well...

Kenjuma: I wanted to know if people had answersto my questions, so I searched them up oon the internet

Kenjuma: one of the results had more of my faourite kinds of questions and so I clicked on it

Kenjuma: IT WAS MAGICAL

Hyukie: stop freaking yelling

R_R_RAVI: shhh I wanna see bong's reaction

Kenjuma: so I scrolled through and saw heaps of questions, so I decided to make an account and follow these people who think of interesting questions too

Kenjuma: there were so many!

Kenjuma: it was amazing!

Kenjuma: so I started to post some of my own questions, and a few days later some people started to reblog them and add or answer my questions

Kenjuma: it wasa so cool

Kenjuma: then one day it was kinda quiet on tumblr

Kenjuma: so I searched up VIXX

Kenjuma: AND THERE ARE SO MANY THING OF US EVERYWHERE

Hyukie: I SEE YOUR FACE EVERY TIME I WAKE UP

Hyukie: I DON'T WANT YOU SHOVING YOUR PHONE IN MY FACE SHOWING ME YOURS AGAIN AND AGAIN

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: ...

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: hahAHhAAHhaahhahhhAHHAhah

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: that's awesome hyung

Hyukie: it's happened

Hyukie: the last one has fallen into the hands of the enemy

R_R_RAVI: eh-hem?

Hyukie: you were gone such a long time ago

R_R_RAVI: hey!

Hyukie: it's true

BaNaNa: oh god please don't you two fight

Polker_Face: what's the big deal

BaNaNa: excuse me?

BaNaNa: I don't want them fighting all the time

BaNaNa: it was good with the maknaes going off together and Ken floating between us and them

BaNaNa: you're easy to please and like to spend time alone

BaNaNa: although they're troublesome I still want the maknaes to be together

Kenjuma: HYUNG!

Polker_Face: what

Kenjuma: THERE IS SO  MUCH NEO ON HERE

BaNaNa: OMG LET ME SEE!

Polker_Face: delete it

Polker_Face: all of it

BaNaNa: LEO LOOK AT THIS!

Kenjuma: YOU GUYS ARE KITTIES!

Polker_Face: ...

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: hey Ken

Kenjuma: ?

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: what's your url?

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: I want to follow you

Hyukie: NO

Hyukie: MY BEST HAS GONE FOREVER

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: stop being dramatic

Hyukie: you've gone so far, you can't turn back now

Hyukie: I must say my goodbyes...

R_R_RAVI: again

R_R_RAVI: I'm right here

Hyukie: shut up worm

Polker_Face: nice

R_R_RAVI: did you

R_R_RAVI: did you just call me

R_R_RAVI: a worm?

Hyukie: read it

Hyukie: worm

Polker_Face: I'm beginning to see why you are the leader now

Hyukie: yeah!

R_R_RAVI: you are so mean to me

Hyukie: deal with it

R_R_RAVI: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

BaNaNa: why?

R_R_RAVI: Hyuk called me a worm

BaNaNa: you called bean a bean

R_R_RAVI: but that's different

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: how?

Kenjuma: HONGBIN

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: WHAT

Kenjuma: there is a master list of all your nicknames

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: oh god

Kenjuma: you wanna hear them?

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: no

Kenjuma: ok here goes

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: I said I don't

Kenjuma: ready...

Kenjuma:

• Blondebin
• Hongblonde
• Bingblonde
• Hingbons
• Hingbonbon
• Hongbon
• Hongbean
• Hingbean
• Red Bean
• Bongbean
• Kong
• Bean
• honglebop
• Bing bons
• Hongbikini
• Bean
• Artwork
• Antonio beanderas
• Satanbin
• McCringles
• BubbleButt
• Hongchim
• Beanedict Cumberbatch
• Hongdongle
• Bongdiggitydong
• Hong
• Doorknob

Hyukie: why doorknob?

R_R_RAVI: I dunno

Polker_Face: I'm using that one

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: DON'T YOU DARE CALL ME DOORKNOB

Polker_Face: shut up doorknob

Kenjuma: GuYs THerE ArE MorE

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: NO

Polker_Face: yeah I'm happy with doorknob for now

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: >:(

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: you all are so mean to me

BaNaNa: I liked the bongdiggitydong

Hyukie: sounds like BTS

Hyukie: bong bong digy bong bong

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: I wanna rip my hair out

R_R_RAVI: you shouldn't do that

R_R_RAVI: you'd be

R_R_RAVI: beald

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: ...

Hyo_Shin_4_Life logged out

BaNaNa: that was disgraceful

Polker_Face: you realise that he probably would've put up with the names

Polker_Face: but your awful 'pun' was what made him log out

Polker_Face: you have to live with that

Polker_Face: forever

R_R_RAVI: I...

Kenjuma: GUYS WE HAVE NICKNAMES TOO!

Hyukie: OH GOD

Kenjuma: Hyukkie! Great place to start

BaNaNa: how about you pick one nickname to tell us

Kenjuma: ...

Kenjuma: ok...

Kenjuma: hyukwaii

Kenjuma: it also says baby abs and I thought that was funny

Hyukie: WTF

Hyukie: I AM A MAN

Hyukie: DON'T CALL ME BABY

BaNaNa: >.<

BaNaNa: a cute baby

Hyukie: ING STOP

Kenjuma: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Polker_Face: SHUT THE UP

Kenjuma: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

BaNaNa: you'd better stop bloody squealing or I'll change your account password

Kenjuma: why are you all swearing

R_R_RAVI: and you don't?

Kenjuma: shut up ravioli

R_R_RAVI: hahaha what

R_R_RAVI: I like that

R_R_RAVI: ravioli

Hyukie: hey hyung

Hyukie: next song before you rap you should whisper ravioli

R_R_RAVI: I'M GONNA RECORD IT RIGHT NOW

R_R_RAVI logged out

Polker_Face: what is this coming to?

Kenjuma: you wanna know your name?

Polker_Face: no

Kenjuma: come on elegant lady

Polker_Face: don't you dare

Kenjuma: princess puffy cheeks?

Polker_Face: I'll kill you

Kenjuma: ...

Polker_Face: I'm not even kidding

Kenjuma: MOMYEON HELP

BaNaNa: nah

BaNaNa: that name doesn't bring out my best

Hyukie: do you know what name would?

BaNaNa: tell

Hyukie:

BaNaNa: LEO YOU HAVE A HITLIST NOW

Polker_Face: gladly

 

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*totally didn't get sidetracked and spend forever on tumblr instead of writing*

I'm so sorry but the ravioli is going to stay with me forever, I want to dress up as a ravioli and creep up behind people and whisper ravioli in their ears

This is pure crack from chocolate eggs, Happy few-days-late Easter everyone!