Massive Unexplainable Thing

VIXX CHAT ROOM

 

Kenjuma started a chat with R_R_RAVI, Hyukie, BaNaNa and 2 others

 

Kenjuma: so we've got this whole evening free right?

BaNaNa: yup!

Hyukie: when's that llama coming?

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: soon, hopefully

R_R_RAVI: I'm excited for these qusetions

Polker_Face: even I'm looking forward to it

BaNaNa: OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!

BaNaNa: THAT'S SO AWESOME LEEOOOOOOOOO

llama: HELLO!

Kenjuma: OHMIGAWHD!

llama: I think I heard that all the way over here...

Kenjuma: I'm sorry I'm just reaaaaaaally excited!

llama: haha

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: so how many questions do you have?

llama: a -load!

llama: but you'll never guess what

Hyukie: what?????????

llama: there are some more answers

Polker_Face: someone cover Ken's mouth

Kenjuma: eeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

R_R_RAVI: HE BIT ME!

Kenjuma: JUST LET ME SCREAM IN HAPPINESS!

llama: crazy

BaNaNa: hmmmmmmmm

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: so what are the answers??

hyuk: yeah I wanna know too!

llama: WELL

llama: one comment was; 'Ans for Ken- The world we are living could possibly be a simulation. There is a theory that we humans lived before, but we were wiped out and time reset, supposply it explains the colluseam. Modern day engineers and architects tried to rebuild the colluseam, but failed becuase they couldn't certain parts to hold up, even with modern day technology they couldn't, hence it's a mystery on the Romans did it, unless they built when they were ahead of us in technology before being wipped out. It also explains many other natural thenomomens, like stone hedge and the Easter island heads.'

Kenjuma: whoaaaahh

Kenjuma: so I could be a duplicate of my old self before I was wiped out?

Kenjuma: or just a different type of human living after the original humans were wiped out?

R_R_RAVI: jeeez Ken

R_R_RAVI: don't break our brains this early into the chat...

Hyukie: who gave that asnwer?

llama: Miss-Rainbow :)

BaNaNa: ooh I like that name

BaNaNa: can I be Mr-Rainbow?

Polker_Face: uh

Polker_Face: no

BaNaNa: :((((

llama: aw Leo

llama: so mean :(

Polker_Face: it's for all of our safety

Polker_Face: trust me

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: he's right

llama: well onto the next answer I guess

Kenjuma: OOOOOOOOHHHH YEEEEAH

llama: there were actually a few answers for the ice cube question

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: oh wow

R_R_RAVI: it'll be like a debate!

llama: ok so first there was 'I think for the ice cube qns technically they are cause when ice melts it becomes water and when water freezes it becomes ice so yes they are in fact "swimming"(cause they float and move around in water) in their own blood in which case is water.' That was from Inspirit_Xerneas btw....

llama: and then there was this one; ' Would ice cubes in water be swimming in their own blood... technically, no. If you melt ice cubes, you get water. So it would be the equivalent of putting humans in liquefied humans. Not exactly blood, but a mixture of everything. Granted, the human body is more complex than an ice cube, and ice only happens to have one main constituent, but technically they would be swimming in melted "themselves" instead of purely blood.' And that was from exocat15

Kenjuma: ...

Hyukie: hyung are you ok?

Kenjuma: this is just so damn beautiful...

R_R_RAVI: hahahahahah

Kenjuma: I love both of those answers

Kenjuma: that's amazing

BaNaNa: are there more answers?

llama: uh heck yess

Kenjuma: OHHH GOODIE!

llama: ok so

llama: remember Ailinh who answered last time?

Kenjuma: OMG YES

llama: they have OUTDONE THEMSELVES

llama: answered pretty much every question ever asked on here

BaNaNa: QUICK SOMEONE HOLD HIM DOWN

BaNaNa: KEEP HIM QUIET

Kenjuma: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Hyukie: holy that was loud

llama: I swear I definitely heard that one

llama: don't hurt yourself

Kenjuma: I'M JUST SO EXCTED

llama: ok, so

llama: ' PART 1

Since most of the questions are based on beliefs and faith and religion and all that wonderful other stuff, I'll answer what I can with logic.

synonyms to synonym (via Google): alternate, substitute, alternative, equivalent, euphemism
Since animals have different ranges of hearing, it's possible that what we perceive as a melody wouldn't even reach an animal's ears. They'd probably get a different type of song stuck in their head, but chances are, we wouldn't be able to tell. The animal's probably not about to start humming of tapping their foot. (Or paw or something) So, yea, but not the kind of song we listen to.
Numbers... Yeah... I'm just gonna assume they are based on relevance. Like, more, less, or equal, but gives certain values certain names in a system that doesn't involve completely new names for each addition value. (Think like this; you have cookies. More than someone else, and it's a definite amount. You count with you fingers, and the amount you have is ___ more than the other guy. Those fingers have a value, which have a name. Hence: numbers.)

Time is also based on relevance, but also convenience. Just imagine saying at a job interview; "I'm 8,047 sunrises old" Or just imagine telling someone; "meet me when the sun's about to set." Yeah, no. Without years or months, you're too specific, and without hours and minutes, you're too vague. As for relevance, it's like before, after, and during. Or I will, I have, and I am.

Humans are weird. We like to put names on EVERYTHING. Not lying. This "nothing" you speak of exists, I guess. No one's really told me otherwise so far, but there are small areas in space that have no molecules or atoms or dust or something like that in it. They are called "vacuums", areas with the lowest possible pressure. That's what I call nothing. Technically, you can consider the unknown as nothing, but only until we know what it is. It's like a void in knowledge.

You probably were thinking more along the lines of "Why does everything have a name?" which makes it something, so that's humans for you. Either it has a name, or global panic or something.

"Why are we the way we are?" - Every person is born unique and in a unique way. Even twins. Not only are we a combination of genes, but we are also born in unique circumstances. Different spots in space, different parents and people present, different beliefs and morals that can affect their upbringing. (You get my point)

"Can we really change ourselves?" - In a way, any change to yourself is done by yourself, whether you are aware of it or not. Even during a life changing event, it's your body that's reacting and responding. Think of it like this; others can change you, and you can change together with people, but you can also change yourself.

"How can we really know things?" - I'm not a neurologist or psychologist, but I think knowing things is simply retaining ideas and memories and making your own ideas. Essentially, the nerve cells in your brain are zapping for certain memories. Makes me wonder if there are people who can control their brain like they can control their facial features or ears. (Probably)'

BaNaNa: holy moly

R_R_RAVI: that's amazing

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: wait it said part one right?

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: is there more?

llama: you bet your there is

llama: ' Part 2
"What is right and wrong?" - Right and wrong is a question of morals, just like no one really knowing what evil is. It can be twisted, with loopholes and corruption. Depending on circumstance, there's never a crystal clear answer. All humans have judgement to help them differentiate "right" and "wrong". My definition of "right" is when everyone benefits, therefore it's impossible, because with every decision, someone's bound to lose something. My advice is not to worry about having a clear perception on it, since your internal moral compass should generally point you in the right direction. As long as you aren't making these decisions under the influence of drugs or heightened emotion, you should be able to make a decent decision.

"Is the butterfly effect valid?" - The Butterfly Effect is just cause and effect on a larger scale. I warn you though, don't think of it as traveling back in time (not only are paradoxes not my thing, it's just not legally possible. I say legally cause if it were, then the government would ban it.), but as a catalyst. For example, just look at the causes for both World Wars. If that ain't enough proof, then idk what is.

"What makes stuff beautiful or ugly?" - We've all heard that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I know in Korea, there's a standard for beauty. However, everyone has their own preferences. It's what you like versus what you dislike, on a visual level. Society has its standards, and us our own. You can choose between those for your definition.

"Why do elbows bend the way they do?" - Elbows are probably an adaptation (lol religious people probably are mentally stabbing me rn cuz evolution) passed down, since it was favorable. Or maybe it was already there from way back when. In modern day, that's how it is because of the way the bone and muscles around it are structured.'

Hyukie: this is actually so good omg

BaNaNa: I'm enjoying this

BaNaNa: now I understand why Ken wants us to answer his questions

BaNaNa: it's so satisfying hearing them answered

llama: you guys ready for part three?

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: YES GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO

llama: ' Part 3
"Why do our bodies contain chemicals that could actually kill us?" - When we eat, I'd personally be disgusted if when food came out, it looked exactly like it did going in. Without all these chemicals, that's what'd happen (if we even had the energy to poop). The chemicals in our body (I'm talking mostly digestive system) help us... digest. It breaks down the food we eat, taking nutrients and energy from the food. That's kinda why we have poop. (Btw if you're wondering why there isn't a hole in your stomach too, your cells reproduce quick enough to replace the lining. Same with your skin.)

"If I ate myself, would I be twice as big, or would I disappear?" - Depends on if you're eating a clone or your own body, or if you're eating the bones too. Even then, you wouldn't be twice as big. The food goes through you, and either you pooped a lot afterwards or peed or something because there's no way all that would fit and STAY in your stomach. It's also impossible to completely eat yourself, unless you decided to pour your own stomach acid all over yourself or something, but even then, your stomach lining would probably make it through. So uh... Good try?'

Polker_Face: well

Polker_Face: they answered all of it

Polker_Face: and it actually made sense

llama: ken?

llama: did he disappear?

llama: why isn't he answering now?

BaNaNa: I'll go check

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: no he's with me

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: I saw actual tears roll down his cheeks as he smiled

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: I think it's happy

Hyukie: or he's about to go absolute ape- crazy

BaNaNa: hey

BaNaNa: hyuk you need to stop with the swearing

Hyukie: off hyung

BaNaNa: :O

BaNaNa: >:(

Kenjuma: guys

R_R_RAVI: yeah hyung?

Kenjuma: this is like the best thing to ever happen

Kenjuma: there are so many answers

Kenjuma: I love this so much

Polker_Face: he's right

Polker_Face: even though your super creepy and post our conversations

Polker_Face: it's super cool to interact in some way like this with our STARLIGHT

llama: I'll take that as a full compliment!

llama: :D

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: are there any more?

llama: there are some questions

llama: but I think I'll let Ken recover and gain his crazy

llama: and let you all rest or whatever you need to do

Kenjuma: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Kenjuma: at least do some questions for us

llama: okkkkkkkk

llama: "Are other birds jealous that they can't glide underwater like penguins?" - I know N asked this, but lemme answer a question with a question. Do other birds even know penguins exist?

BaNaNa: uhhhh yeah they do

BaNaNa: how would the seagulls not notice penguins like????

BaNaNa: everyone is jealous of the penguins

llama: hahahahah you crack me up

llama: How does taekwoon survive living with the other members? XD

Polker_Face: I eat and sleep and breathe

Polker_Face: normal survival stuff

Polker_Face: and then I ignore everyone

Polker_Face: it's pretty simple

BaNaNa: why do you ignore us? T.T

Polker_Face: cause you're all annoying

Hyukie: so are you

Polker_Face: shut your mouth boy

llama: I'll go on to the next question

llama: Would you guys marry your international fans if you get the chance to?

BaNaNa: I would marry all fans if I had the chance to

R_R_RAVI: you know what

R_R_RAVI: I would too

Kenjuma: I think we all would

Hyukie: STARLIGHT are awesome

llama: would you guys like to come to Australia?

llama: (you have to say yes cause I live here and have to persuade you guys into coming)

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: are there many fans there?

llama: uh, yeah

llama: you need to come asap

Polker_Face: it might be fun

llama: it's pretty fun here

Hyukie: I wanna go to Australia

llama: good

BaNaNa: maybe we will come soon

llama: YAAAAAY

llama: How come Leo hasn't killed any of you guys yet?

Kenjuma: yeah Leo

Kenjuma: how come?

Polker_Face: it's such a hassle

Polker_Face: and then I'd have to do broadcasts by myself

Polker_Face: and that's even more of a hassle

llama: so it's not because you love them all deep down?

Polker_Face: ew no

llama: hahaha ok, we'll take your word for it

llama: Is the maknae team really evil and if so what is the most evil thing you have done?

Hyukie: of course we're evil

R_R_RAVI: why else would we be the evil maknaes?

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: it's our job to be evil

llama: so what was the most evil thing you guys have done?

BaNaNa: oh god don't ask

BaNaNa: they are so annoying

llama: how so?

Polker_Face: there was that one time they insisted on doing morning runs for a month to prepare for a comeback

Polker_Face: but they'd wake up at 4:30

Polker_Face: and they said they had to wake up by having their alarm be the eye of the tiger at full blast that early in the morning

R_R_RAVI: oh yeah hahahah

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: that was great

Hyukie: that was one time we were so close to being murdered by Leo

Polker_Face: and the time they memorised all the movies that we hated and got the voices perfect

Polker_Face: that was infuriating

BaNaNa: and that time you guys set up a webcam when I was staying at the dorm for a few days

BaNaNa: and you sent the link to my mum

BaNaNa: and she kept texting me and asking why I was doing things I was doing at that moment

BaNaNa: then you three started asking me why my socks weren't matching

BaNaNa: and my dad even asked me why I hadn't shaved that morning

BaNaNa: that was incredibly creepy

Hyukie: aahhh that was a good one

Kenjuma: what about when they tied a belt around the doorknobs to our room and bathroom together and I was in the bedroom and Leo was in the bathroom and we were stuck in there for like 5 hours

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: that was Ravi's idea

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: such a good one

R_R_RAVI: honestly a classic

Hyukie: what about the time when we bought a wig that was the same colour as N's hair at the time and every morning we would cut some of the wig and leave the hair on his pillow and he would scream like a girl every morning and start crying?

BaNaNa: THAT WASN'T FUNNY

Polker_Face: it totally was

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: OHH and that time when we drew a dot on N and every night we would make it bigger and he was freaking out because it kept getting bigger and bigger

BaNaNa: seriously guys, stop

Kenjuma: there was that time you called me a cannibal for eating some eggs

Hyukie: that's right!

Hyukie: we changed every photo in the house to chicken gradually and no one really questioned it but weenie beanie would scream and call people a cannibal every time you guys ate eggs

llama: you guys are committed

llama: I like it

Kenjuma: I remember when Honglebop bought a cactus a few years ago

Kenjuma: he'd come back with one like every weekend

Kenjuma: and we had like a million cacti all over our dorm

Kenjuma: the manager called us for a meeting and asked what we were

Kenjuma: when he tried to take them away HingleMcCringleBerries started growling

Kenjuma: and then Hyuk and Ravi started growling too

Kenjuma: then they told him off for insulting the cacti and no one has ever spoke of it again

R_R_RAVI: don't you dare try and change it

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: I will personally shove one up your if you try to move them

Polker_Face: I never understood why

Polker_Face: but the cacti are pretty so I like them

Hyukie: one hyung is safe

Hyukie: he has made the cacti happy

BaNaNa: eventually the cacti got into the bedrooms and sometimes in the middle of the night we'd hear Ravi throw a cactus at the wall and yell at it saying he couldn't like with it while it was like that, and doorknob would run in crying and screaming and saying that he'd murdered his child and then Ravi would cry too and then they'd just go to bed like nothing happened.

llama: that is actually amazing

llama: purely evil

Polker_Face: the manager refused to stay in the dorm for a month while that was happening

Hyukie: oh yeah that happened

R_R_RAVI: those were good times

BaNaNa: but you guys need to stop

Kenjuma: or at least let me join

Hyukie: no Ken

Hyukie: you're our next victim

Kenjuma: HYUUUNG

Kenjuma: I'M SCARED

llama: I might just leave it at that

llama: I'll be back another time with more questions for you guys

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: ok bye llama!

R_R_RAVI: byeeeeee

Hyukie: just come back here for the next round of questions

llama: will do! :D

 

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So this is HUUUUUGE chappy, it's like ove 3,000 words!

I haven't even answered all the questions I got last time T.T

But the next part is coming do't worry.

Thanks for reading, and I love you things! 

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CravatSabotage
#1
Chapter 31: Really enjoyed this <3
CravatSabotage
#2
Chapter 27: Wow, I think Beanie had to much cactus juice.
CravatSabotage
#3
Chapter 24: That's scary.

O.O
CravatSabotage
#4
Chapter 7: A teensy bit of Leobin <3, also Ken is just wow. How could no one ask what he was discussing with the dogs?
CravatSabotage
#5
Chapter 5: I can't breathe so funny :)
CravatSabotage
#6
Chapter 2: Lol poor Leo
dianatommy15 #7
Chapter 31: Wow i just finished reading this and ahh im so sad it has ended >.< This fic was so hilarious and amazing xD Loved it ^~^
jjongkeylover
#8
Chapter 30: wowwww I've been missing this a LOT... and I;m sorry I'm not active on aff anymore but I will only tell you this, I will always love this fic..
leadervibes
#9
Chapter 31: ;-; wow I'm gonna miss this. Sorry I'm not an active commenter anymore since I'm hardly on aff but I love this story it's been so hilarious <3
Beartastic13
#10
Chapter 31: Thanks for the story <33