Bad Breath

VIXX CHAT ROOM

Kenjuma started a chat with R_R_RAVI, Hyukie, BaNaNa and 2 others

 

Kenjuma: hey

Kenjuma: um

Kenjuma: guys...

Kenjuma: are any of you near the dorms?

BaNaNa: I'm at the company

Polker_Face: what did you do?

Kenjuma: well

Kenjuma: please don't get mad at me

Hyukie: hyung just spit it out

Kenjuma: hongbin and ravi are kinda unconscious

Kenjuma: and it's kinda my fault...

Hyukie: NOT MY EVIL MAKNAE LINE!

BaNaNa: KEN!!!

Kenjuma: I'M SORRY T^T

Polker_Face: how did you manage?

Polker_Face: I'm kinda curious

Kenjuma: well...

Kenjuma: I don't think I should say

Hyukie: if you don't tell I'll kill you for killing my evil maknae team

Kenjuma: I DIDN'T KILL THEM!

Kenjuma: they're just unconscious...

BaNaNa: spill

BaNaNa: right now

Kenjuma: well we were just playing around because we had the house to ourselves with no schedule

Kenjuma: and ravi wanted to stop playing games because he kept losing

Kenjuma: he complained about his arm hurting, but he deserved it because he

Polker_Face: is this going anywhere?

Kenjuma: >:|

Kenjuma: anyway

Kenjuma: we decided to ask questions

Kenjuma: and we wouldn't ask another question until we had figured out an answer

Kenjuma: so bing bong asked if there was a good breath smell that wasn't mint

Kenjuma: and we couldn't decide

Kenjuma: so I asked what their favourite breath smell was

Kenjuma: and after they said that they both liked mint

Kenjuma: I told them I had a mint and they should check it

Kenjuma: but I forgot that I had food with garlics and onions after my mint

Kenjuma: along with a coffee

Kenjuma: and when I breathed on them they fainted

Kenjuma: and they won't wake up

Polker_Face: that's actually hilarious

Polker_Face: now I know how to shut those two up

BaNaNa: don't you dare

BaNaNa: Ken!

Kenjuma: hmm?

BaNaNa: did you lay them down and splash water on them?

Kenjuma: yeah,

Kenjuma: Leo hyung told me that when you're out you need blood to go to your head

Kenjuma: so they're sitting with their feet on the couches and laying on cushoins on the floor

Kenjuma: and I sprayed them with the spray bottle

Kenjuma: they wont move!

Hyukie: don't want to alarm you

Hyukie: but I'm coming back with manager hyung now...

Kenjuma: OH MY GOD

BaNaNa: don't panic!

Polker_Face: he has every right to panic

BaNaNa: why?

Polker_Face: remember when I knocked him out because he was being weird?

Hyukie: haha yeah I remember

Polker_Face: well I got in a lot of trouble even though I nursed him

Polker_Face: if manager hyung finds out he knocked two out he probably won't be able to breathe anymore

Kenjuma: I'M SCARED HYUNG!

Kenjuma: HEEEELLPP

Polker_Face: I'm in the elevator up there now

Polker_Face: I'm only helping because Hongbin promised something for later this afternoon

Kenjuma: THANK YOU HYUUNNNG!

Polker_Face: you still can't use caps lock without shouting can you?

Polker_Face: I can hear you from here...

Kenjuma: T^T

Kenjuma: I'm so scared...

BaNaNa: I'll drop by the drug store on the way back and get some pain killers

Hyukie: we're about five minutes away hyung!

Polker_Face: can you distract him a few minutes?

Hyukie: I'll try

BaNaNa: good luck hyukkie

Polker_Face: oh god!

BaNaNa: what!?

BaNaNa: tell me!

Polker_Face: he's practically drowned them in water

Polker_Face: and they look so weird hanging off the couch like that

Polker_Face: hahah

BaNaNa: >.<

BaNaNa: it's not really funny

Kenjuma: what do we do?

BaNaNa: just dry them off a bit and put them to bed

BaNaNa: tell the manager they weren't feeling well so they took a shower and went to bed

Polker_Face: did you say you were getting medicines?

BaNaNa: yeah

BaNaNa: need anything?

Polker_Face: can you get stomach pills and muscle relaxants too?

Polker_Face: we're out

Hyukie: oh hyung!

Hyukie: get some headache pills too please

BaNaNa: ok

BaNaNa: anything else?

Polker_Face: no that should do for now

Polker_Face: unless the vitamins are on sale

BaNaNa: if they're cheap I'll get them

Kenjuma: I put the two in their beds and dried their heads

Kenjuma: they don't look that good

Polker_Face: I'm making some tea for them

Polker_Face: we'll just feed this to them while they're out to help them

Hyukie: we're here

Polker_Face: Ken, go explain to him that they've got a fever

Polker_Face: I don't trust you to give them the tea

Kenjuma: ok!

BaNaNa: I'm just walking home from the drug store now

Hyukie: don't worry too much

Hyukie: Ken's just explaining the 'illness' that they have

BaNaNa: haha ok

29 minutes inactivity

R_R_RAVI: hyung?

R_R_RAVI: I woke up in the bedroom and it was dark

R_R_RAVI: and my legs are numb

BaNaNa: you and bean fainted when you played games with Ken

R_R_RAVI: oh?

Polker_Face: yeah, you were out for a while

Hyukie: we told the managers you two had fevers

R_R_RAVI: ok...

Polker_Face: just don't come out of your room for a while

Polker_Face: I'll come in with food and medicinces  often

R_R_RAVI: aww thanks hyung!

Kenjuma: I'm so sorry Ravi!

R_R_RAVI: I don't mind that much

R_R_RAVI: I get to sleep for a while

R_R_RAVI: and I don't even have to go out to get food

BaNaNa: we put muscle relaxant on your legs

R_R_RAVI: why?

Polker_Face: we laid you down with your legs up so you could wake up

Polker_Face: N didn't want your legs to hurt while the blood goes back after you wake up

R_R_RAVI: oh ok

R_R_RAVI: thanks!

R_R_RAVI: how's bean doing?

Kenjuma: he knocked his head when he fainted

Kenjuma: he hasn't woken yet

Polker_Face: I'm just feeding the last of some medicines to him

Polker_Face: after he's good I'll bring some food in for you

R_R_RAVI: thanks hyung!

Hyukie: Ken

Kenjuma: yeah?

Hyukie: you're really lucky you didn't kill the evil maknae line

Hyukie: but you're still on thin ice until bing bong wakes up

Kenjuma: D:

Kenjuma: I'm sorry...

Kenjuma: I guess there's no hope for me to join now

R_R_RAVI: you guessed right

Hyukie: *highfives you

Hyukie: damn straight!

R_R_RAVI: hahhaaha

 

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Silly chap lol! I had too much fun writing this one, Ken had better bribe his way into Hyuk's good books after this! >.<

It's been 10 days since I last updated, time flies so fast and I don't have enough of it :((

But, the view count is almost at 2000, I dunno about you but this is really exciting for me!

Lovee to hear from you guys in the comments as always :)

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CravatSabotage
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Chapter 31: Really enjoyed this <3
CravatSabotage
#2
Chapter 27: Wow, I think Beanie had to much cactus juice.
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#3
Chapter 24: That's scary.

O.O
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#4
Chapter 7: A teensy bit of Leobin <3, also Ken is just wow. How could no one ask what he was discussing with the dogs?
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#5
Chapter 5: I can't breathe so funny :)
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#6
Chapter 2: Lol poor Leo
dianatommy15 #7
Chapter 31: Wow i just finished reading this and ahh im so sad it has ended >.< This fic was so hilarious and amazing xD Loved it ^~^
jjongkeylover
#8
Chapter 30: wowwww I've been missing this a LOT... and I;m sorry I'm not active on aff anymore but I will only tell you this, I will always love this fic..
leadervibes
#9
Chapter 31: ;-; wow I'm gonna miss this. Sorry I'm not an active commenter anymore since I'm hardly on aff but I love this story it's been so hilarious <3
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#10
Chapter 31: Thanks for the story <33