The Big Three-Oh

VIXX CHAT ROOM

Hyukie started a chat with R_R_RAVI, BaNaNa, Hyo_Shin_4_Life and 2 others

 

Hyukie: so uh

Hyukie: have we got time today??

BaNaNa: yeah I think so

R_R_RAVI: why?

Hyukie: just thought it's been a while since that llama thing showed up

Kenjuma: yeah

Kenjuma: I wanna hear the answers to my questions

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: so uh,

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: do we summon it?

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: the llama thing??

llama: no need

Polker_Face: hey

llama: sup

BaNaNa: you got time to talk?

llama: yea

llama: wanna hear the questions and answers??

Kenjuma: YES!!

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: fOr THe LovE oF gOD

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: YoU dO NoT NeEd To sHOut

Kenjuma: shut up dongle berry

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: >>>>:(

Polker_Face: anyway lets just hear the answers to our questions

Hyukie: yeah I wanna hear the answers!!

llama: alright

llama: first up are the toothbrush colours for Ken

Kenjuma: >U<

llama: we've got a white one with blue lines around it and a yellow tip, and a white and blue one quoted generic toothbrushes are generic, we also got a turquoise one and an orange one, a black and pink one that's mostly black, a pink one that was glittered by their baby cousin, and a red and a yellow one

Kenjuma: what a plethora or colourful toothbrushes

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: question is

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: can I add them to my collection

Kenjuma: what the hell is with you and your weird collections??

Kenjuma: you already have 27 toothbrushes just lying around our bathroom in random places

Kenjuma: why do you need more??

Hyukie: just don't question it

Hyukie: he'll probs bite someone again

llama: ...

R_R_RAVI: what's the next answer??

llama: Leo's worm question

Polker_Face: oh no

BaNaNa: I actually really wanna hear this

llama: there were some really interesting answers to this

llama: there were a few that didn't know how to answer the question, one that said their length was non-existent, a 'wtaf is that question,' a dead one cause they got eaten first, a slightly over average worm, another one that died cause they wouldn't stand for very long, and Leo I think you love this last one

Polker_Face: ...

llama: I want to be the worm that you care for

Polker_Face: I regret every decision I have ever made

R_R_RAVI: that was actually so beautiful

llama: I know right

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: wait my questions next!!

Hyukie: this'll be really interesting

llama: favourite words are: shoot and aish,아니 along with  kelp and cerulean, savage, Dinamarca and baklajan, a not-exactly-their-favourite-but-still-says-it-a-lot , wolfy, cute/gwiyeowo and Hongbin!!

BaNaNa: which one of you is swearing??

Hyukie: dude there's a flirter in there

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: dude that's so cool

llama: remember that flirt they have some interesting questions for you guys later

llama: there's actually so many interesting questions who am I kidding??

R_R_RAVI: oh oh me next

R_R_RAVI: I wanna hear the nicknames!!

llama: There's an Alex, one wants to be Jae but they're just called by their birth name or Em, we've got Joker, this thing had like four ready: Rodanov de Banana, Petroescova, Shakira Petroiva and Zinaida, next we got a Nicy but pronounce it like Nikki, next is a thing with three: Sonya, Icy Snowflake and Rebbeca, and lastly a Suzy!!

BaNaNa: wow

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: there's so many interesting names

llama: yeah it's so cool

Polker_Face: if those are the nicknames I wonder how the catchphrases will go

BaNaNa: oohhh yes!!!

llama: righto

llama: bruh

llama: there's no point in growing up if you can' be childish sometimes, and dickheads will be dickheads regardless of religion or ethnicity

llama: que horror!

llama: be yourself or your not cute

llama: without forgiveness there can't be growth

llama: and biadap

BaNaNa: that's so cool

R_R_RAVI: I wanna adopt all the catchphrases

R_R_RAVI: mine now

Kenjuma: no don't!!

Hyukie: do mine!!!!

Hyukie: based on the nicknames and catchphrases this'll be very interesting

llama: well we got meow, bathroom, omg or que horror, night, cutie, there is no sauce T.T and oh yes Hongbin :3

R_R_RAVI: oh dude the flirt

Hyukie: why are they only flirting with you??

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: must just be blessed

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: *hair flip

BaNaNa: did anyone ask any questions for us?

llama: you bet

Kenjuma: do me first!!!

llama: ok

llama: when will you stop being cute

Kenjuma: NEVAR

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: I SWEAR TO GOD

BaNaNa: just...

BaNaNa: both of you stop

llama: the real question was what kind of new heart sign do you want to invent?

Kenjuma: !!!

Kenjuma: I have thought about this

Kenjuma: let me draw it real quick

Kenjuma:

Hyukie: wow...

Kenjuma: it's like 'ok I love you~~

R_R_RAVI: won't you only be able to see the heart from your side??

Kenjuma: ??

R_R_RAVI: like

R_R_RAVI: the other side is just a weird ok sign

Polker_Face: I have a better one

BaNaNa: really??

BaNaNa: show!

Polker_Face:

llama: OMG

llama: THAT IS BEAUTIFUL

BaNaNa:  REALLY LEO

BaNaNa: NO WONDER THE LITTLE ONES SWEAR SO MUCH

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: HEY

Hyukie: IM ING BIGGER THAN YOU

BaNaNa: YOU WOT M8

Hyukie: FITE ME

llama: next question??

R_R_RAVI: ya

llama: HONG

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: WHAT

llama: if you were a girl and got preggers with Hyuk's baby what would you call it?

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: OH

Hyukie: MY

Hyo_Shin_4_Life:

BaNaNa: ArE YoU kIdDiNG mE!!!

Polker_Face: no this is a valid reason to swear

Polker_Face: what the actual

Kenjuma: call it hyukarina

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: wtf no

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: I would not want such bad name to taint my child

Hyukie: its mine too

Hyukie: I'm the father

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: piss off

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: you shouldn't have been allowed to even breathe near me

Hyukie: what is that supposed to mean

R_R_RAVI: is this a divorce?

Hyukie: yes

Kenjuma: if your breaking up

Kenjuma: which one is taking care of Hyukarina

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: neither of us

Hyukie: wot

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: obviously I need to sacrifice her to the shoes so she can grow up to be a beautiful vegetable

Hyukie: wtaf?????

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: everyone knows you put vegetables in your shoes

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: it all starts with the feet ;)

R_R_RAVI: can we move to the next question?

llama: yeah

llama: for Leo

Polker_Face: ok

llama: are you my dad?

Polker_Face: are your my child?

llama: uh, I'm not asking this question

llama: but I am your child

Polker_Face: oh

Polker_Face: ok

BaNaNa: what

BaNaNa: what is going on

llama: next question

llama: Ravi

R_R_RAVI: yeah

llama: what made you afraid of bugs

R_R_RAVI: well

R_R_RAVI: it all started with that incident

R_R_RAVI: I was in middle school

R_R_RAVI: trying to learn to use some new music software on my computer

R_R_RAVI: and I left the window wide open

R_R_RAVI: and all these bugs came in but I didn't notice

R_R_RAVI: and some of them had crawled into my drink

R_R_RAVI: so when there were lumps in my water

R_R_RAVI: I almost died

R_R_RAVI: my lil sister and mum came running in cause they thought someone stabbed me

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: oh jeez thats awful

R_R_RAVI: it was just me crying and yelling at the bugs

BaNaNa: do you want us to move on to the next question?

llama: this is for Kennie

Kenjuma: yaay!!

llama: how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

Kenjuma: chuck norris

Hyukie: what??

Kenjuma: ~~~~~

llama: hyukkie

Hyukie: ...

llama: how are you feeling now that you're the strong evil maknae? did you bully leo??

Polker_Face: yes he needs to stop

Hyukie: hey!

Hyukie: my question!

Hyukie: rood

BaNaNa: but it's true

BaNaNa: you bully him a lot :/

llama: well that sorta ties us into the next question

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: really? cool

llama: hey I love you and you are comfortably smiling on camera now, I'm proud but is there any members that teased you for that?

Hyukie: yeah, we all tease

Polker_Face: -_-

R_R_RAVI: it's cause we love you hyuuuuuuuuuuuuungie!!

BaNaNa: yeah,

BaNaNa: and we're pretty proud too

llama: nice

llama: hey N!

BaNaNa: ??

llama: remember that rainbow thing??

BaNaNa: yeah...??

llama: 'can you be my Mr. Rainbow? ;)'

BaNaNa: OMG YES

BaNaNa: I'M SO HAPPY

BaNaNa: OF COURSE YES

BaNaNa: MY CALLING

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: hahahaha

llama: Ravi, up for another question?

R_R_RAVI: maybe

llama: the same rainbow thing wants a nickname!

R_R_RAVI: RAVEhHhhhHHHhh

Polker_Face: not your nickname

R_R_RAVI: then ravioli

Hyukie: be a bit more original

R_R_RAVI: fineeee

R_R_RAVI: ravioli is pasta pie

R_R_RAVI: lasagna is pasta cake

R_R_RAVI: so you can be las

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: kinda catchy

Kenjuma: still up to them if they want it though lol

llama: one for Hyuk again

llama: even though I'm younger, can you call me noona?

BaNaNa: oooooooooohhh!

Hyukie: uhm

Hyukie: no

R_R_RAVI: hahahahaha

llama: leo, one for you

Polker_Face: k

llama: how do you deal with vixx, I have friends similar to them?

Polker_Face: well

Polker_Face: recently they haven't been too bad

Kenjuma: awww

Polker_Face: ..

Polker_Face: but I went out to buy lots of bread

Polker_Face: one for each member

Polker_Face: and I ate them

R_R_RAVI: lmao what

BaNaNa: that's rude

Polker_Face: but they were delicious

Kenjuma: you should just do what Leo does and make it clear when you really don't like something

Kenjuma: maybe don't hit your friends

BaNaNa: neck chopping is fine though

Kenjuma: -_-

llama: second last question!!

llama: give a good catchphrase!

R_R_RAVI: hmm

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: use some of our lyrics?

Kenjuma: learn from the mistakes of others, life's too short to make them all yourself

Hyukie: hahahah^^

Hyukie: nice one

BaNaNa: wait

BaNaNa: the next one is the last one

llama: yup

llama: saved a really special one

llama: for Hongbin

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: oh

llama: remember that flirt?

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: yeah

llama: they're also the rainbow thing

BaNaNa: ooooooh

llama: the big question is

llama: *gets down on one knee* my sweet Lee Hongbin, will you take my hand in marriage? I will treat you like a king and treat you with Park Hyoshin for the many loving years to come

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: woah

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: well

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: uh

Hyukie: no

R_R_RAVI: ????

Kenjuma: that was a beautiful proposal??

llama: yeah??

llama: I was gonna be the maid of honour alongside your rainbow bride??

BaNaNa: I'll even be Mr. Rainbow the Godfather of your children???

Polker_Face: no I'm gonna be the godfather

BaNaNa: ok

BaNaNa: but why no??

Hyukie: he's not allowed to

Hyukie: I can't allow his ing weird things pass onto an unsuspecting person

Hyukie: there's the toothbrushes, the vegetables in shoes

Hyukie: that CACTI

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: but

Hyukie: no

Hyukie: it's my duty as evil maknae leader to stop you

Hyukie: the evilness is only for our hyungs

llama: that's so cute hyuk

BaNaNa: BUt HE sWORe!!!

llama: yeahhh

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: I wouldn't do that stuff with them though

R_R_RAVI: nah, you're so weird you'd forget to not do that stuff

Kenjuma: you'd probably annoy them to death

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: T.T

BaNaNa: anyway, we've got to go practice

BaNaNa: so bye!!

Polker_Face: bye

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: bye T.T

R_R_RAVI: bye

Kenjuma: see ya

Hyukie: later

llama: bye everyone

 

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Hello my lovely things!

That's it! The big three-oh, 30 chapters on this fic

Honestly it's weird that it's lasted to 30 chapters, I still remember when it originally stopped at 4 chapters and I'd forgotten about it, but then for some reason you guys were subscribing even though it had been months since I had updated it so I continued.

At around the 10th chapter I was really excited that this story was steadily becoming my most successful story, and I wanted it to go on forever because I loved interacting with you guys so much, and it really touched me when I'd get comments from a few of you saying that the chapter made you laugh or brightened your mood, it was a strange and new feeling but I was happy that this dumb fic managed to do that.

Now we're here, at 30.

Even though I love this fic so much and it's been so fun getting to know you things and making these chapters for you guys, to put it simply, I've run out of ideas for this fic. At around the 20th chapter I was scraping the bottom of the barrel, and I just don't know what to do. I'm going to tag this story as completed and I'm not going to put away so much time trying to write more for this, I'm just not able to keep up the funny and interesting plot I have been doing for this fic and I don't wanna fill it with unfunny stuff and ruin it. I might not update this after this chapter, but if I find a really good idea for a chapter I will try to update it.

This is really hard, I'm really torn between keeping up with this fic, but I've abandoned so many other fics that I really wanted to finish. I'm just gonna put this one aside and get back onto my other fics. If you want to go read some of them, your more than welcome to go stalk my profile and see if any other of my fics catch your interest, or if you just wanna talk for whatever reason don't even hesitate to hit up my inbox!

I might disappear from this fic, and although it's sad, it's kinda like a coming of age thing I guess? This fic is nearly two years old, but if it's age was measured in chapters it'd be 30, and I think it's time to kick my 30 year old child out of my basement so that it can go out and explore the world or get hit by a truck or whatever, cause it's time for mama to pay attention to her other children.

But on this subject of other fics, I've got so many other ideas cooking, so this won't be the last you hear of me. I don't think I have any other VIXX fics up yet, but I've got two or three cooking along with heaps of other groups!

And to finish off, I wanna ask you guys a few questions!!

Firstly, what the hell made you all subscribe?? You came out of nowhere lmao, I just wanna know what drew you all in and made you stay?

And also, what's your favourite group/otp to read fics about? Do you have any fics you've read that have just completely changed your life?

As always, I love hearing from all you things, and thank you for reading such a long authors note! >.<

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CravatSabotage
#1
Chapter 31: Really enjoyed this <3
CravatSabotage
#2
Chapter 27: Wow, I think Beanie had to much cactus juice.
CravatSabotage
#3
Chapter 24: That's scary.

O.O
CravatSabotage
#4
Chapter 7: A teensy bit of Leobin <3, also Ken is just wow. How could no one ask what he was discussing with the dogs?
CravatSabotage
#5
Chapter 5: I can't breathe so funny :)
CravatSabotage
#6
Chapter 2: Lol poor Leo
dianatommy15 #7
Chapter 31: Wow i just finished reading this and ahh im so sad it has ended >.< This fic was so hilarious and amazing xD Loved it ^~^
jjongkeylover
#8
Chapter 30: wowwww I've been missing this a LOT... and I;m sorry I'm not active on aff anymore but I will only tell you this, I will always love this fic..
leadervibes
#9
Chapter 31: ;-; wow I'm gonna miss this. Sorry I'm not an active commenter anymore since I'm hardly on aff but I love this story it's been so hilarious <3
Beartastic13
#10
Chapter 31: Thanks for the story <33