R_R_RAVI started a chat with Kenjuma, Hyukie, BaNaNa and 2 others

 

R_R_RAVI: hey

R_R_RAVI: llama thing

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: get on

Kenjuma: we want quesitons

Hyukie: yeah, it's been ages....

BaNaNa: what happened?

llama: hey guys

llama: I started at a new school a little while ago, I didn't have much time

Polker_Face: ok cool

Polker_Face: I told you she'd be fine Ken

Kenjuma: but I thought YOU DIED

llama: hahahah

Hyukie: do you have questions?

llama: yup

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: gogogogogogogogogogogogogoggogogogo

llama: N!

BaNaNa: yes!

llama: N, I have a challenge for you... If Leo does a sudden aegyo at you, can you not faint or fanboying?

BaNaNa: ...

BaNaNa: oh god...

BaNaNa: if he was willingly doing aegyo at me...

BaNaNa: what could describe the feeling in my chest?

Polker_Face: probably the knife I put there

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: aww you ruined it hyung

Polker_Face: deal with it

BaNaNa: T.T

Hyukie: hey N!

BaNaNa: yeah??

Hyukie:

llama: hahah awww that's cute

Polker_Face: NO!

BaNaNa: OH MY FRIDGING GAWD

llama: no fanboying!

BaNaNa: >.<

BaNaNa: he's soooo adorable...

Polker_Face: can you change the topic

llama: alright Leo

llama: Leo, if N tells you a ghost story, what will you feel? And do you like snakes? 
Polker_Face: depends

Polker_Face: if it's one of N's half assed ghost stories, meh

llama: what about this??

llama:

Polker_Face: UGH

Polker_Face: no

Hyukie: HAHAHAHAHAHA

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: HoW dID yOu eVEn???

llama: ...

llama: fandom secrets

llama: top secret...

BaNaNa: I want to cry

R_R_RAVI: I'LL COLLECT YOUR TEARS IN A JAR!!

R_R_RAVI: LET IT RAIN!!

BaNaNa: now I really don't know what is going on

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: that is a little weird ravi...

R_R_RAVI: SHUT IT BEANSTALK

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: ...

R_R_RAVI: I'll collect your tears instead

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: h-hyungs...

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: HELP

llama: NEXT QUESTION!!

llama: HYUKKIE!

Hyukie: you aren't allowed to call me that :/

llama: why??

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: simple

ravi: you haven't unlocked that level of friendship

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: try again after you have completed some more side quests

llama: you gotta give me detail on those side quests btw

llama: but Hyuk

Hyukie: yes?

llama: what is the worst artificial flavour?

Hyukie: are you kidding me?

Hyukie:

Polker_Face: that is disgraceful

BaNaNa: are those even real?

llama: you'll never know~~

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: >.<

llama: hey ravioli

R_R_RAVI: RAVEH

R_R_RAVI: OLIII

llama: England or American spelling?

R_R_RAVI: whut?

llama: like color or colour

llama: donut or doughnut?

R_R_RAVI: ohmygod

R_R_RAVI: honestly I don't care?

llama: In Aus we use the England spelling but I actually like American cause it's less letters

R_R_RAVI: lol same

llama: rabadabingledingle

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: ...

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: do you mean me??

llama: yeah bud

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: uhh...

llama: what's the best type of real-life romance? Ex. Cliché, tragedy, love-hate?

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: hmmm

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: well

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: I reckon comedy

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: cause for real life you'd want to have fun right?

Kenjuma: I'm still laughing at the new name

Kenjuma: but I like your thinking bingbongbang

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: >:|

Hyukie: I'll just warn you guys

Hyukie: that is the face of passive aggression

llama: noted.

llama: CHA CHA

BaNaNa: HOLLER AT MEH

llama: Would you rather nail, tack, staple, or tape something to a wall?
BaNaNa: what am I putting on the wall??

llama: irrelevant

llama: how do you put it up?

BaNaNa: I guess tack it????

BaNaNa: I mean there's no real damage if I tack it...

llama: lets say you had to hang each member on the wall...

BaNaNa: I'll melt you all onto the wall

Polker_Face: that'll be messy

BaNaNa: wow ok

BaNaNa: I'll just tape ya

BaNaNa: and it'll be funny

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: nice

Hyukie: ravi write that down for later

Kenjuma: omg

Kenjuma: N HYUNG THEY'RE UP TO SOMETHING

llama: speaking of up to something...

llama: LEO

Polker_Face: ...

llama: Favourite murder/killing method?

Polker_Face: am I even allowed to answer this?

BaNaNa: I'm kinda curious

Kenjuma: I feel like you have killed people before

Kenjuma: and no one caught you

Hyukie: well duh

Hyukie: he's not going to kill someone and get caught

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: but I'm kinda curious

R_R_RAVI: yeah how would you kill someone?

Polker_Face: like someone I knew or just a psychotic murder?

llama: well apparently you're more likely to be murdered by someone you know

Polker_Face: ...

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: say you were told by the government that you had to murder a target but not to leave evidence

Polker_Face: why are you all so interested in this??

R_R_RAVI: we wanna know

llama: just tell~~

Polker_Face: fine...

Polker_Face: well...

Polker_Face: I would take them out to eat something and lightly poison their food

Hyukie: why does it sound like you're on a cooking show?

 Hyukie: lightly poison their food

Polker_Face: shut up

Polker_Face: that should get them feeling under the weather, and then I can come and visit them to 'nurse them' again when I ask how they're feeling

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: this sounds so scary

Polker_Face: while they're sick I can give them sleeping pills so that they are knocked out, and while they're out I can start the real stuff

Polker_Face: firstly, I'll be wearing a hair net and hat to keep my hair from going anywhere, then gloves and long sleeves so that there is no evidence. I'll inject a lethal poison into them and snap their neck for good measure, then I'll wash the victim so that they don't have anything that could give me away under their nails or skin or hair or whatever, then when they're clean I'll roll them up so that I can fit them in the boot of an old car I'd borrowed previously. I'd drive out to a very remote place to burn and bury the body. I'd dig a hole, a long vertical one cause horizontal is suspicious, and start a fire next to it. Burn the body for a bit to speed up decomposition and when he's mostly ashes I'll start shovelling him into the hole and bury it, and put my clothes I was wearing into the fire and change into a different pair before putting out the fire and making it look as natural as possible before leaving and getting on with whatever else happens in life...

BaNaNa: HOLY

BaNaNa: IS IT SAFE TO BE WITH YOU

R_R_RAVI: at least he didn't torture the guy

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: that's not the most comforting thing you could say though

llama: that was pretty interesting

Polker_Face: not that I'd do it

llama: but it's good to have a plan, heh?

Polker_Face: sure...

llama: well a question for everyone!

llama: favourite pattern and why? Like stripes or polka dot or whatever

BaNaNa: I like wearing the striped stuff for dynamite

R_R_RAVI: I like simple stuff as long as it matches

Kenjuma: I like EVERYTHING

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: he seriously does

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: like he will try wear stuff even when it doesn't match

Hyukie: I don't mind plaid

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: solid is nice I reckon

Polker_Face: I like the gradient stuff, like where it fades into a second colour

Polker_Face: it's cool having a white turn into black and then wear black pants

llama: nice

llama: ravioli again

llama: sweet and sour or sweet and salty?

R_R_RAVI: I really don't care

R_R_RAVI: just don't mix them up in the wrong food

llama: that was incredibly simple

llama: but fair enough

llama: do you guys have any ghost/supernatural stories?

Hyukie: N

R_R_RAVI: N

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: N

llama: N doesn't count

Kenjuma: OH!

Kenjuma: when I was on that story website I saw some stories with tags for VIXX and supernatural

Kenjuma: I'll link them!

BaNaNa: DO NOT

llama: N IS RIGHT DON'T

Kenjuma: >.<

llama: bingledingle

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: plz stop

llama: nah

llama: favourite type of jelly bean?

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: red and blue

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: they're the sweetest

Kenjuma: the blue one tastes like the sky

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: ???

Kenjuma: the white ones are clouds

Kenjuma: black is death

Polker_Face: you just don't like black liquorice

llama: hahahah

llama: hey Hyukadoodledoo

Hyukie: why are you targeting me like this?

llama: because I can

llama: if you could cheat on something, but only one thing, and get off scot-free with no catches or anything, would you??

Hyukie: hmm....

Hyukie: well maybe

Hyukie: I don't really know

Hyukie: but probably

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: ahahhhahah

llama: hey Leo

llama: most deadly cocktail you can think of?

llama: with nothing thick or solid in it

Polker_Face: multiple poisons and bleach mixed with laxatives

Kenjuma: jeez

Kenjuma: no one let him make us drinks after we may have annoyed him

BaNaNa: I'm not keeping bleach in the dorm anymore

BaNaNa: safety reasons

Polker_Face: guys I thought we had established that I won't kill you guys cause it's such a hassle to do broadcasts alone...

Kenjuma: buT STILL

llama: well mr pasta

llama: got another one for you

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: who are you even referring to?

R_R_RAVI: do you mean me?

llama: yeah you R-dish

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: this is horrible

R_R_RAVI: I'm starting to understand you brongledongle

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: }:|

llama: if you could travel back in time, where when and why?

R_R_RAVI: maybe when I first met VIXX members, or our first win, or one of our holidays

BaNaNa: awwwwwwww

Hyukie: why?

R_R_RAVI: to play more pranks

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: hahaha

Hyukie: bring me with you

R_R_RAVI: sure thing ;)

llama: well ok

llama: another question for everyone!!

llama: If you had a magic piece of paper, what would it do? How would you use it? (Only one sheet, wide ruled) (Ex. Write question on it, have the question answered; draw an object and have it become real (no living organisms); Wish for something, have it come true (One wish per line, wishes can be reversed but it takes up another line); fold into origami, have it turn into a living, breathing organism; tear it into pieces, or save it for emergencies/for when you need it most)

Kenjuma: I'd get really good at writing really small and have all my questions answered and then publish a book based on my findings and become rich and famous

BaNaNa: you're already famous

Kenjuma: but I'd get more rich

BaNaNa: fair enough

Polker_Face: I'd probably make the wish of convenience

Kenjuma: how does that work?

Polker_Face: just everything in convenient, always have the right amount of change in your pocket, clean clothes that match, balanced meals and treats in your pantry, no awkward situations; convenience

llama: that's actually so cool

R_R_RAVI: I'd draw the most comfortable bed that had good blankets and pillows and can be folded up into my pocket so I can just whip it out and sleep when I need to

Hyukie: draw spares

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: I'd like to tear it into pieces for emergencies

BaNaNa: I'd make a y butler with the origami so he can do our chores and everything for us and give us tips on how to be even ier

llama: if that happened all of STARLIGHT would die and you'd have no fan base anymore

BaNaNa: the y butler is all we need

Hyukie: I'd probably put it somewhere safe and forget about it and then do something stupid and waste the paper

llama: hahahaha

Hyukie: how much have we got to go?

llama: only a few

Kenjuma: aww

Kenjuma: I want it to be never ending

llama: yeah

llama: but I'll end it with some questions for you about the universe Ken! :)

Kenjuma: :DDDDDDDDDDDD

llama: Leo, can you teach us how to ignore people? Seriously

Polker_Face: just pretend that they're imaginary friends you can turn off

BaNaNa: !!!

BaNaNa: you can't just turn us off

Polker_Face: well you made a wish that they would never turn off and now you're stuck with them

Hyukie: well considering we came out of Leo's imagination we're pretty freaking awesome

Polker_Face: but you don't shut up

llama: N, CAN you TAKE CARE of yourself? -_- I feel like I'm going to explode because of that

BaNaNa: I CAN'T HELP IT THESE GUYS ARE MEAN

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: you're just such an easy target

R_R_RAVI: we're only having fun

BaNaNa: :'(

llama: Hongbin, can I hate you?

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: only if you love me ;)

Kenjuma: that doesn't even make sense

llama: Hyuk, how evil are you? Can the hyungs fight you? If yes, can I defeat you?

Hyukie: I'm the evil maknae leader for a reason

BaNaNa: he's so mean

Polker_Face: I respect him for how evil he is, but not while he's being evil

Kenjuma: and he beats us A LOT

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: ohmsigoawd stop shouting in CAPS ITS ANNOYING

Kenjuma: :P

Hyukie: and no one can defeat me

Hyukie: it's the law

llama: Ravi, do a diss rap for Hyuk... 3:) I want to see you suffer 3:)

R_R_RAVI: eh hem

R_R_RAVI: ...

R_R_RAVI: you know what this is, the ultimate roast

I'm like ravioli, your just a can of cheap soupioli

like cheese you'll melt, and before you showered you always smelt

I don't wanna boast, but my raps so fire you'll be toast

get the ice and butter cause you just got BURNED

I don't know where to go from here

you're just salty and annoying like a guy who had too much beer

I'm hungry

Hyukie: I wasn't even offended!

Hyukie: MWAHAHAHA

BaNaNa: what just happened?

Kenjuma: I dunno but that was great

llama: all right

llama: ready for the last question?

Kenjuma: WHAT?

Kenjuma: NO

llama: well there are actually a few but they're all aimed at you and your philosophical side Ken

Kenjuma: I don't want it to end...

llama: well Ken, let me ask you this... what will you do when the world ends??

Kenjuma: get VIXX and STARLIGHT and hide in the awesome lair of the evil makane team, I know they have a basement hideout

Hyukie: HEY!

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: HOw dID yOU knNOw??

R_R_RAVI: O.O

llama: Ok, I'm gonna like mix two questions in one ok??

BaNaNa: sounds intense

llama: Does the universe have a limit, or will it eventually seem to loop around and turn out to be almost like a planet, spherical and part of a larger solar system which is part of a larger galaxy which is part of a larger universe, and theoretically, would it be possible to see galaxies away? Even though I know some light in the night sky is from the past, only just now reaching us, I wonder how far away it is, and how amazing it is that we see that far. Or is it the light going to us?

Kenjuma: WOW

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: get ready

R_R_RAVI: brace yourselves

Kenjuma: well, if the universe has a limit I wouldn't believe it. Some say that Earth is the result of the big bang, so if the stars we see galaxies away are from the past dying, that might just be the birth of a new solar system, and when our system goes supernova, those galaxies we watched being born without realising it would watch us die and be reborn again, right?

Polker_Face: holy

Polker_Face: that somehow makes some sense

R_R_RAVI: that hurt my brain

Kenjuma: no but seriously, think about it

Kenjuma: we could be watching the birth of new galaxies and not even know, and they could be watching us explode and start again millions of years too late to save us

Hyukie: but how?? I mean the time???

Kenjuma: this really makes you think huh

llama: well it certainly does

Kenjuma: this is so fascinating

Kenjuma has logged off

R_R_RAVI: uh

R_R_RAVI: he's lying down on the laundry and isn't moving

BaNaNa: just leave him

Hyukie: actually my brain is pretty broken so I might sleep too

Hyukie: bye

Hyukie logged off

llama: I'll head off too then :)

Hyo_Shin_4_Life: byeeeeee

 

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OK SO

that was like over 2,500 words, that's so freaking long! it's like 2 and a half chapters rolled into one tbh

BUT ALSO

OVER 3000 VIEWS

I DUNNO I"M JUST EXCITED THAT PEOPLE LOOKED AT SOME OF THIS WITH THIER EYES!!

 

And just cause I was listening to like NU'EST's whole discograpy and feeling emo about it, especially face and good bye bye, 

was wondering if there are any songs from other groups that make you feel emo lol

 

UNTIL NEXT TIME MAI THINGS!!!