Hobi_Horse just signed in*

AlienV: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABE!!

Hobi_Horse: WHAT

AlienV: I MEAN HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU UGLY *whispers* but super handsome HORSE!!

Hobi_Horse: YAAH!! WHISPERING ON CHATROOMS DOESNT MEAN PEOPLE CANT SEE IT!!! 

AlienV: ......

AlienV: ALIEN AWAY!!!!!

AlienV flew off on his space ship*

Hobi_Horse: wtf..

King_RapMon just signed in*

King_RapMon: happy birthday man 

King_RapMon just signed out*

Hobi_Horse: wow you're just as boring as suga...

Hobi_Horse: BUT I STILL APPRECIATE IT!

JinJinJinJinJin2: I was online a long time ago but I lost my phone.. and I just found it in Namjoon's room ~_~'

JinJinJinJinJin2: btw happy birthday dongsaeng!! <3 I'll cook you supper :)

Hobi_Horse: make it a dinner for two!

JinJinJinJinJin2: awwww! Hoseok you're so nice. I'd love to eat dinner with you!

Hobi_Horse: no not you, you idiot. JIMIN! MY ONE AND ONLY JIMIN

JinJinJinJinJin2: pfft.. I thought so.

JinJinJinJinJin2 just signed out*

Hobi_Horse: JIN HYUNG!

Hobi_Horse: YOURE STILL MAKING ME THE DINNER FOR TWO RIGHT? 

Hobi_Horse: aishh..

Jikook_is_real just signed in*

Hobi_Horse: JIMINNIE!! HAI!!

Jikook_is_real: hey hyung..

Hobi_Horse: Jiminnie guess what day it is today! :D

Jikook_is_real: mmmm.. Tuesday?

Hobi_Horse: well yes but-- ITS MY BIRTHDAY!! 

Jikook_is_real: oh ok

Hobi_Horse: you gotta give me a present jimin

Jikook_is_real: what kind? Is it expensive?

Hobi_Horse: oh it's just a little (maybe big) present c; 

Jikook_is_real: am I thinking what you're thinking?

Hobi_Horse: probably c;

Jikook_is_real: e_e EW HYUNG NO

Hobi_Horse: C'MON~~~ I BET YOU'D DO IT FOR THE MAKNAE

Jikook_is_real: SHUT UP YOU HORSE! I AINT GONNA DO IT

Hobi_Horse: fine... I'll just tell jungkook that you want to take away his--

Jikook_is_real: I DONT WANNA TAKE AWAY HISVERSYEJFKV memckvkMFMVKXAS well maybe but WIIQKDMAMCNOASFFKK

Hobi_Horse: YOU DIDNT LET ME FINISH!!!!

Hobi_Horse: --that you want to take away his game console. He gets really mad if you take it away from him e_e trust me. I took it away once and he ended up giving me a black eye TT^TT 

Jikook_is_real: ...

Jikook_is_real: *starts rapping suddenly* CAUSE HES A TOUGH KOOKIE, TOUGH TOUGH KOOKIE--

Hobi_Horse: YOUR RAPPING IS HORRIBLE OMG JUST GO BACK TO WRAPPING PRESENTS-- preeeeeseent~ c; kekeke

Jikook_is_real: uuuggghhh this hyung.... 

Jikook_is_real just signed out*

Hobi_Horse: aish... I just wanted you to build a lego horse eating a burger while standing on a toilet ;-;

Hobi_Horse: plus how is that ew?

Golden_Maknae just signed in*

Golden_Maknae: Yoongi hyung told me to tell you he said happy horse day. 

Golden_Maknae just signed out*

Hobi_Horse: OMG YOONGI KNOWS ME SO WELL :'DD IM CRYING-- wait.. YAH MAKNAE! ARE YOU TOO SWAG TO SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME?! YOU MEANIE!! TT^TT

Jellymints: OMG HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY HOPE!! :'D

Hobi_Horse: WTF WHO ARE YOU?!

Jellymints: I'm a child... YOUR child.

Hobi_Horse: I DONT REMEMBER HAVING A CHILD! WAAT

Jellymints: HAHAHAHAH IM JUST KIDDING YOU PABO XD

Hobi_Horse: not funny TT^TT you made me get worried..

Jellymints: WAT WHY?

Hobi_Horse: how could I even give birth to a jellybean?

Jellymints: WHAT?! IM NOT A JELLYBEAN!! ITS JUST MY USERNAME--

Hong_Beanie has joined the conversation*

Hong_Beanie: HOSEOK'S MY FATHER?!

Jellymints: WHAT? NO ITS JUS--

Beautiful_Hakyeon has joined the conversation* 

Beautiful_Hakyeon: WHATS GOING ON? I JUST LEFT HYUK ON THE CRIB ALL ALONE

Hobi_Horse: WHATS GOING ON?!

Jellymints: omg..

Beautiful_Hakyeon: YAH THATS WHAT I JUST SAID

ManlyHyuk has joined the conversation* 

ManlyHyuk: ITS NOT A CRIB! ITS JUST A COUCH! A REGULAR COUCH! BTW IM NOT A BABY ANYMORE

Beautiful_Hakyeon: WELL YOURE STILL A LITTLE BABY TO ME!!!

Hobi_Horse: HOW DID YOU GUYS EVEN GET INTO BANGTANCHAT?!

Hong_Beanie: IDEK ASK JELLYMINTS!!!

Jellymints: IDK WHAT DAFUQ IS HAPPENING EITHER

Beautiful_Chan has joined the conversation* 

Beautiful_Chan: YAH!! DONT SWEAR!! YOURE STILL A YOUNG GIRL!!!

Jellymints: AISH SINCE WHEN WAS THIS ABOUT ME?

Beautiful_Hakyeon: HEY! YOU STOLE MY USERNAME IDEA!!!

Beautiful_Chan: WHAT? NO YOU GOT THIS ALL WRONG

Beautiful_Chan: I HAD THIS LONG AGO

Beautiful_Hakyeon: OKAY OKAY, I DONT WANT TO START IN FRONT OF THE KIDS

Jellymints: IM COMPLETELY FINE WITH THIS :>

ManlyHyuk: IM NOT A BABY!!

ManlyHyuk signed out to cry his eyes out*

Hong_Beanie: NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID! YOU MADE HYUK CRY

Beautiful_Hakyeon: OMG MY BABY!!

Beautiful_Hakyeon: I MEAN MY MANLY BABY!!

Beautiful_Hakyeon just signed out*

Hobi_Horse: wtf just happened?

Jellymints: well I came out of nowhere and then some of the vixx members came out of nowhere then himchan came out of nowh--

Beautiful_Chan: Okay!! We get it! Everyone came out of nowhere!

Jellymints: I'm still learning ya'know ;;

Hong_Beanie: LOOK WHAT YOU DID! YOU MADE THE AUTHOR CRY

Jellymints: IM NOT CRYING

Hong_Beanie: I MEAN YOU DIDNT MAKE THE AUTHOR CRY

Jellymints: WTF THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SHORT CHAPTER! 

Hobi_Horse: AND THIS CHAPTER WAS MEANT FOR ME

Jellymints: OKAY IM LEAVING

Jellymints just signed out*

Beautiful_Chan: YAH! I TOLD YOU NOT TO SWEAR!!

Jellymints: AISH FINE THEN

Hobi_Horse: HOW ARE YOU STILL SIGNED IN WHEN IT SAYS YOURE SIGNED OUT?

Jellymints: kekeke I'm the author and I see all~ *u*

Jellymints: even your conversation between you and jimin.. LOL

Hobi_Horse: e_e

Hobi_Horse just signed out*

Jellymints: HEY! THIS IS YOUR BIRTHDAY CHAPTER YOU CANT LEAVE!!

Jellymints officially signed out*

Beautiful_Chan: so I'm left with a bean?

Hong_Beanie just signed out*

Beautiful_Chan: AND THE FREAKIN BEAN LEFT ME TT^TT WOW

Beautiful_Chan just signed out*

(A/N: this was supposed to be updated on Hobi's birthday but I was too tired due to the 15 hour ride home ;_; 

btw this chapter is way off of what I expected xD and I'm sorry if I added myself in this chapter ;_; I ran out of ideas.

next chapter with be 'The Adventures Of Jeon Jungkook'!! :>