You're probably wondering why the chapter title is called 'boat & hamjoon' lol.

(Maybe you're not... and probably I just made you think about now LOL) 

In my language, "Jimin" means "boat" and I once spelt Namjoon's name as "Hamjoon" LOL 

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Jikook_is_real invited King_RapMon to a private chat*

King_RapMon just joined the conversation*

King_RapMon: what do you what now?

Jikook_is_real: where's the jams?

King_RapMon: -_-' 

King_RapMon just signed out*

Jikook_is_real: D:

-next try-

King_RapMon just signed in*

Jikook_is_real: NAMJOON! SOMEONE ROBBED ME! I HAD A BUNCH OF JAMS IN MY BEDROOM AND NOW THEYRE GONE!!

King_RapMon: maybe they hate you because you have no jams

King_RapMon just signed out*

Jikook_is_real: PABO!!!

-next try-

King_RapMon just signed in*

Jikook_is_real: hey do you have any money? I wanna buy some j-

King_RapMon: I ain't letting you buy jams, Jamless Jimin.. 

Jikook_is_real: I was about to say 'jeans'.. 

King_RapMon: yeah right, You're lying.

-next try-

Jikook_is_real: HEY NAMJOON!!!

King_RapMon: stop asking me to give you jams -_- I'm not a miracle worker you know..

Jikook_is_real: =_= let's make a deal. If you give me jams I'll ask jin to love you..

King_RapMon: e_e' HOW DID YOU KNOW I LIKE JIN?!!

Jikook_is_real: I DIDNT ^^ LLOL >:D

King_RapMon: JIIMIIN!!!

Jikook_is_real: okay but I was serious! So is it a deal? :D

King_RapMon: hmmm... Aish I can't believe I'm gonna do this ~_~ fine..

Jikook_is_real: YEAAAAAH!!!! :'D I FINALLY HAVE JAMS!!!

King_RapMon: the jar is in the kitchen.

King_RapMon just signed out*

Jikook_is_real: AH! THANK YOU HYUNG!!! :'D

-few minutes later-

Jikook_is_real: …

Jikook_is_real: THERES NO JAMS IN THE JAR!!! THERES ONLY A NOTE THAT SAYS "JIMIN YOU GOT NO JAMS"!!!!! YOU PABO!!!!1!1!

-next try-

King_RapMon just signed in*

Jikook_is_real: I baked some mini pie tarts with Jin! But I need some jams to go with it!

King_RapMon: -_-' don't bring jin into this..

King_RapMon just signed out*

Jikook_is_real: I was serious about this one tho.. Aish~

-next try-

JinJinJinJinJin2: KIM NAMJOON!

King_RapMon: yes my lady?

JinJinJinJinJin2: wtf.. 

JinJinJinJinJin2: WHY DIDNT YOU GIVE JIMIN THE JAMS WHEN WE WERE MAKING TARTS??!

King_RapMon: he wasn't lying?! e_e

JinJinJinJinJin2: YES!! HE WASNT LYING

King_RapMon: okay.. I'll bring it now

JinJinJinJinJin2: YEAAAAH! THANK YOU HYUNG!! 

King_RapMon: "HYUNG"?

JinJinJinJinJin2: D: ONEW!!! (Oh-no)

JinJinJinJinJin2: IVE BEEN DISCOVERED!!!

JinJinJinJinJin2 just signed out*

King_RapMon: JIMIN!! GET YOUR BACK HEREE!!!!!1!"

King_RapMon just signed out*

(A/N: I'm trying to update as much as I can before I start training >_< wish me luck!!

and I'm sorry if this chapter is short ;-;/