King_RapMon signed in*

JinJinJinJinJin2: namjoon-ah?

King_RapMon is currently trying to sign out* 

JinJinJinJinJin2: please don't have a heart attack on me anymore and let me ask you something

King_RapMon: so what is it hyung?

JinJinJinJinJin2: how did I get drunk?

JinJinJinJinJin2: because jungkook told me that you know the reason why and how I got drunk.

King_RapMon: ....

JinJinJinJinJin2: TELL ME OR ELSE NO DINNER FOR YOU--

King_RapMon: OKAY OKAY FINE ILL TELL YOU

JinJinJinJinJin2: YES- explain

King_RapMon: eeeehh,,

JinJinJinJinJin2: keep going

King_RapMon: you...

JinJinJinJinJin2: GET SPIT IT OUT ALREADY IM THE UMMA HERE AND YOU ARE THE SON YOU CANT MAKE THE UMMA WAIT UGH NO DINNER FOR YOU

King_RapMon: I'm son-zoned great..

JinJinJinJinJin2: just get to the point namjoon-ah

King_RapMon: FINE

King_RapMon: you came into my room to ask me if there were anything to drink then I said no then you asked the other members if there were a drink anywhere and they all said no except for hoseok. hoseok said he gave you a bottle of iced tea and that you drank it all then it turned out to be me and yoongi's bottle of alcohol. blah blah blah we stashed most of our alcohol somewhere in yoongi's room and somehow you found a few more and drank two of them and gave one to taehyung but he didn't drink it because he ended up dropping the bottle and it shattered on the floor and--

Golden_Maknae signed in*

Golden_Maknae: YOU LIAR 

King_RapMon: IM NOT LYING YOU FETUS CHILD

$uga$weg signed in*

$uga$weg: YOU STUPID PIECE OF CRAP WHY DID YOU TELL JIN THAT WE HIDE ALCOHOL IN MY ROOM? THAT WAS OUR SECRET IM DONE WITH YOUR $H!T

$uga$weg signed out*

JinJinJinJinJin2: YOU GUYS HAD ALCOHOL IN THE DORM?!

King_RapMon: crap

King_RapMon signed out and ran to yoongi*

JinJinJinJinJin2: YAH GET YOUR UGLY A.S.S BACK HERE

JinJinJinJinJin2 signed out to beat the crap out of sugamon*

Golden_Maknae: wtf how do they do that?

~hours later~

JinJinJinJinJin2 signed in*

JinJinJinJinJin2: omfg

King_RapMon: now you remember?

JinJinJinJinJin2: yes. I can't believe I did that 

JinJinJinJinJin2: I'm sorry namjoon-ah

King_RapMon: it's okay 

King_RapMon: maybe we could do it again

JinJinJinJinJin2: WHAT

King_RapMon: ..

King_RapMon: TO INFINITY AND BEYOND

King_RapMon signed out*

JinJinJinJinJin2: wtf you're starting to sound like taehyung

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$uga$weg signed in*

$uga$weg: jimin

Jikook_is_real: hm?

$uga$weg: I'm sleeping in your room tonight

Jikook_is_real: oh so you wanna do what jin and namjoon hyung did last night? ;)

$uga$weg: what-- ew no

Jikook_is_real: aww c'mon hyung

Jikook_is_real: I know you wanna~

$uga$weg: .....

Jikook_is_real: yoongi hyuuung~

$uga$weg: ugh fine. prepare yourself.

$uga$weg signed out*

Jikook_is_real signed out*

Golden_Maknae: ........

Golden_Maknae: ew ew EW EEEWW

Hobi_Horse: pfft that's not ew

Hobi_Horse: I'll show you what's ew

Hobi_Horse is currently trying to send a video*

Golden_Maknae: I DONT WANNA SEE IT 

Golden_Maknae signed out*

Hobi_Horse: awww

Hobi_Horse: that maknae really doesn't want to see a hippo fart wtf

AlienV signed in*

AlienV: I'll watch the video with you hyung!!

Hobi_Horse: sure! 

Golden_Maknae signed in*

Hobi_Horse: come to my room then taehyung-ah~

Hobi_Horse signed out*

AlienV: for once I get to spend time with you in your room :'>

AlienV signed out*

Golden_Maknae: WHY IS EVERYONE DOING WHAT JIN AND NAMJOON HYUNG DID IN YOONGI HYUNGS ROOM?!

Golden_Maknae signed out*

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A/N: it seems weird to make jungkook the innocent one lolol

btw, could you guys request some other bts otps? I'm already running out of ideas for new chapters ;_; so sad