The Aventures Of Kim Taehyung

BTC - BANGTAN CHAT

AlienV just signed in*

Golden_Maknae: oh hey Tae Tae hyung~!!

AlienV: hello ㅋㅋㅋ

Golden_Maknae: umm.. Hyung, I have something to tell you.

AlienV: what is it? :>

Golden_Maknae: well.. I like--

AlienV has been pulled out of the conversation*

Golden_Maknae: WTF WHAT JUST HAPPENED? 

Golden_Maknae: HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?!

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AlienV has joined Jikook_is_real's conversation*

Jikook_is_real: AH! finally! That was a bit hard pulling you out of that conversation

AlienV: but you're just laying in bed doing nothing

Jikook_is_real: I mean that it was hard hacking into the website to pull you out you idiot!!

AlienV: so? Why did jiminnie call me? :>

Jikook_is_real: all I wanted to say was....

Jikook_is_real: ....stay away from my kookie. >:(

AlienV: Why didn't you just pull jungkook out of the conversation instead of me?

Jikook_is_real: ......

Jikook_is_real has kicked AlienV out of the conversation*

Jikook_is_real: that smart idiot..

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AlienV has joined $uga$weg's conversation*

$uga$weg: nuh-uh I ain't putting up with your sh** again

$uga$weg has kicked AlienV out of the conversation*

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AlienV has been lost and flown into Wu YiFan's Galaxy*

FanFan_Galaxy: so, we meet again.

AlienV: YASS! WE MEET AGAI--

AlienV has lost connection*

FanFan_Galaxy: ....

FanFan_Galaxy: well back to business. *continues drawing*

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AlienV has joined BTC - BANGTAN CHAT*

Hobi_Horse: ah!! Finally someone is online! Everyone left me in the dorm ;;

AlienV: maybe because of you silent but deadly farts! :>

Hobi_Horse: WHAT? NO. YOUR FARTS ARE WORSE THAN MINE

AlienV: aliens.dont.fart

Hobi_Horse: pfft.. you probably think that because you only fart in your sleep.

AlienV: no comment...

AlienV: oh yeah!! I need to tell you something really important

Hobi_Horse: Hmm? What is it?

AlienV: I......

Hobi_Horse: you?

AlienV: I think I.....

Hobi_Horse: you think you?

AlienV: I.....

Hobi_Horse: YOU?!

AlienV: ...........

AlienV: I think I sat on your hay

Hobi_Horse: HEY MY HAY

AlienV: hey hey hey! What to hear a joke? :D

Hobi_Horse: umm. Sure

AlienV: what does a gay horse say?

Hobi_Horse: what?

AlienV: HAAAAAAAAYYYYY~

Hobi_Horse: HEEEYYY YOU IDIOT!

AlienV: HAHAHAHAHA YOURE THE GAY HORSE

Hobi_Horse: NOT EVEN! YOUR THE GAY TAE!!

AlienV: GAY HORSE

Hobi_Horse: GAY TAE

AlienV: GAY HORSE

Hobi_Horse: GAY TAE

AlienV: GAY HORSE

Hobi_Horse: GAY T--

Jikook_is_real: you guys are clearly flirting with each other..

Golden_Maknae: which makes you both gay.

AlienV: WHAAAAAAT

Hobi_Horse: WHAAAAAAT

JinJinJinJinJin2: Awww they even have couple expressions~

King_RapMon: wtf

$uga$weg: all I need is sweg

JinJinJinJinJin2: wait.. IM SHIPPING MY OWN SONS WITH EACH OTHER

JinJinJinJinJin2: OMG THIS IS SO WRONG

Golden_Maknae: we aren't your really sons you know

JinJinJinJinJin2: DONT RUIN MY DREAMS MAKNAE!!

King_RapMon: I am now son-zoned ;;

AlienV and Hobi_Horse just signed out*

Jikook_is_real: they're so gay xD

 

 

(A/N: does this count as vhope? LOL 

thb the 'GayTae' and 'GayHorse' actually came from me and my friends conversation xD I called her Gay Horse and she called me Gay Tae LOL

Also, I'm sorry abou the fart thing xD I saw a picture that said "if bap were farts" or somthing lol

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trash101 #1
Chapter 16: this is awesome xD more vhope AYE
parvitasari #2
Chapter 16: This is so hilarious.. update soon..
KimchiCupcakes #3
Chapter 16: Happy belated birthday. Lol I was laughing throughout the chap lol
KpopLoser #4
Chapter 16: I'M BACK IN THE COMMENTS. TBH HOW WOULD YOU END THIS FANFIC?? WOULDN'T thIS FANFIC GO ON FOREVER???
kpopsavedme
#5
Chapter 16: HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOR LAST WEEK!
and damn they just shouldn't go on this website again... lol but great one, I missed this
pearlgrey
#6
Chapter 15: Poor Namjoon. He is helpless when it come to his beloved Jincess.
I enjoyed this Bangtan chat.^^
KpopLoser #7
Chapter 15: Maknae shOWER LINE. Hold up let me just subscribe again *Subs*.
jikookminkook
#8
Chapter 15: HAHA Maknae line shower. XD
KimchiCupcakes #9
Chapter 15: lol Jin was silent throughout the last part and the maknae line.
Mette2127
#10
Chapter 15: Sounds good. Look forward to read more. :)