sHOWER TIME
BTC - BANGTAN CHATAlienV signed in*
AlienV: namjoon hyung
King_Rapmon: what
AlienV: let's take a shower together!!
King_Rapmon: ew no
AlienV: c'mon~ why do you always reject my offers and not seokjin hyung's?
King_Rapmon: eh because- yOu'rE too weird
AlienV: pfft you like him
King_Rapmon: WHAAAT NO PSSSHH
AlienV: you do
AlienV: oh well I'll ask someone else bYE MY OLD GAY FRIEND OF DESTRUCTION
AlienV left the conversation*
King_Rapmon: wTF WHAT DO YOU MEAN OLD GAY FRIEND OF DESTRUCTION
King_Rapmon: IM NOT OLD
King_Rapmon: idk how to respond to that second comment aND I OBVIOUSLY DONT CAUSE DESTRUCTION
King_Rapmon signed out due to 'accidentally' breaking his phone and causing a house fire*
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AlienV: yoongi hyung do you wanna-
$uga$weg: no
AlienV: you didn't even let me finish.. do you wan-
$uga$weg: no
AlienV: dO YOU WANT TO
$uga$weg: nO
AlienV: TAKE A
$uga$weg: NO
AlienV: SHOWER WITH ME
$uga$weg: oh alright
AlienV: oOH REALLY?
$uga$weg: no
$uga$weg signed out*
AlienV: you hyung
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AlienV: hobi hyung~
Hobi_Horse: what's up tAE
AlienV: eeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhh
AlienV: nvm
AlienV left the conversation*
Hobi_Horse: wut
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AlienV: jungkookie
Golden_Maknae: yes hyung
AlienV: take a shower with me
Golden_Maknae: hmmmmmm
AlienV: c'mon I know you want to
Golden_Maknae: yeah sure why not
Jikook_is_real signed in*
Jikook_is_real: iLL TAKE A SHOWER WITH YOU GUYS TOO
Golden_Maknae: nO
AlienV: oKAY
Golden_Maknae: ...
AlienV: now I don't have to worry about washing my back and my front hAHAH
AlienV signed out*
Jikook_is_real: aw kookie it'll be fun~
Golden_Maknae: not when you're around
Jikook_is_real: c'mon its only a shower mAN UP!
Golden_Maknae: fine just don't touch me- anywhere
Golden_Maknae signed out*
Jikook_is_real: oh I won't heheheh
Jikook_is_real signed out*
-an hour later/in the bangtan chat-
JinJinJinJinJin2: where are the maknaes?
King_Rapmon: taehyung probably asked jimin and jungkook to shower with him
JinJinJinJinJin2: aNd he didn't ask me?! pfft
King_Rapmon: …
Hobi_Horse: oHoHOHO NAMJOON IS JEALOUS
King_Rapmon: IM NOT JEALOUS TO STUPID HORSE CRAP
Hobi_Horse: how can I be horse crap when I'm already a horse
Hobi_Horse: btw yOURE A GOOD LOOKING MONSTER OF DESTRUCTION
King_Rapmon: WELL YOURE A- wait what
$uga$weg: oOOOOOOOO someone's gay for namjoon
Hobi_Horse: and that's you
$uga$weg: wHat no ew
Hobi_Horse: pfft don't deny it I saw all 1,398 photos of namjoon on your phone
King_Rapmon: wHAT
$uga$weg: HOSEOK YOU
$uga$weg signed out to smash his phone*
King_Rapmon: wut
King_Rapmon: okay now back to the maknae line
Hobi_Horse: where's seokjin hyung
King_Rapmon: oh where is he
Hobi_Horse: tHATS WHAT IM ASKING YOU- YOU STUPID MAMMAL
King_Rapmon: pfft mammal buT IM OBVIOUSLY SMARTER THAN YOU
Hobi_Horse: PROVE IT
King_Rapmon: wHATS 2+2
Hobi_Horse: fiSH
King_Rapmon: I'm done
King_Rapmon signed out*
Hobi_Horse: …
Hobi_Horse: why am I always the last one to log out
Hobi_Horse signed out*
a/n: I feel like my chapters are getting smaller >_>
meh at least I'm getting my motivation back lol
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