>> lullipop is online

>> baoxiu started a chat with lullipop

baoxiu: Guess what?

lullipop: You're pregnant.

baoxiu:...

lullipop: I'm just kidding. What?

baoxiu: I'm actually pregnant.

lullipop: ...what?

baoxiu: Just kidding! I was actually reading this thing called a "fanfic" and we were a couple and I got pregnant?

lullipop: I think we should start a campaign to get better ual education classes for schools.

baoxiu: I completely agree.

lullipop: Who do we speak to about this?

>> baoxiu invited suho_is_cool to the chat

>> suho_is_cool accepted the invitation

suho_is_cool: What's up guys?

lullipop: I want to campaign for better ual education classes for our high schoolers and middle schoolers.

baoxiu: Wait, what about elementary school?

lullipop: That's too young to be learning about peepees.

suho_is_cool: I think that's a great idea! But it doesn't fit with our image sadly :/

lullipop: What is this face anyway. What does it mean? :/

baoxiu: Maybe the person suffered injuries to the face and now the face is just permanently :/

suho_is_cool: We can definitely bring this conversation up at our next meeting.

suho_is_cool: Why are you thinking about this now anyway?

lullipop: Xiumin is pregnant.

suho_is_cool: Oh that's cool.

baoxiu:

suho_is_cool: Wait...what?!?!?!

lullipop: I have apparently impregnated Xiumin.

baoxiu: Wait thinking about this, wouldn't it make more sense that I have impregnated you?

lullipop: Why?

baoxiu: because you're...you know...girlier?

lullipop: Excuse me, I can be manly.

lullipop: Barbecues

lullipop: Basketball

lullipop: Beer

baoxiu: You're just naming things.

lullipop: hamburger

lullipop: Socks

baoxiu: These are just random things

lullipop: Cheese

lullipop: Punk Metal Rock music under a full moon while eating a 3 pound steak

baoxiu: THESE ARE JUST THINGS

lullipop: MANLY THINGS

baoxiu: Wait what happened to Suho?

lullipop: Bulldogs

lullipop: Peacocks

lullipop: Wolves

suho_is_cool: A-woo! Saranghaeyo~

lullipop: Suho, am I manly?

suho_is_cool: Very manly!

lullipop: See, Xiumin? I could definitely be the one that impregnates.

>> suho_is_cool left the chat

baoxiu: NO YOU CAN'T YOU'RE A MAN AND I'M A MAN

lullipop: Oh right. But still I'm manly right?

baoxiu: You're still not manly.

lullipop: American football

lullipop: Chicken

lullipop: Blue

>> baoxiu left the chat

>> This chat is now offline

lullipop :(

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