>> suho_is_cool is online

>> suho_is_cool created a chat and added baoxiu, lullipop, galaxy_kris, xingxinglay, baekedpotatoes, fabuchen, pcy_thecool,
 d.o.nut, wushupanda, chocolateabskai, and yehetsehun

>> yehetsehun named the chat Ohorat

suho_is_cool: You all must be wondering why I have gathered you here.

galaxy_kris: No, not really. You told us yesterday you would be starting a chatroom for us.

suho_is_cool: LET ME HAVE MY MOMENT DAMMIT

yehetsehun: you should change your name to suho_is_lame

xingxinglay: did you guys hear him gasp?

baekedpotatoes: WAIT WHY IS THERE SMOKE IN THE LIVING ROOM

suho_is_cool: What did you just say about my mama?

pcy_thecool: ...guys I think I broke the waffle maker...

galaxy_kris: YOU DID WHAT???

suho_is_cool: Am I just being ignored here?

wushupanda: Gasp, did Kris just use all caps on us?

galaxy_kris: Don't sass me, boy.

d.o.nut: No worries, I just checked the kitchen and nothing is burning but whatever's in the oven ^ - ^

pcy_thecool: whoo, okay I'm safe.

suho_is_cool: Did I go to sleep human and wake up chopped liver? Is anyone listening?

baoxiu: It's ok, Suho, I'm listening.

lullipop: OH SHOOT I FORGOT I WAS BAKING MY CLAY FIGURINES.

fabuchen: The little clay poops that you spent all night painting?

baekedpotatoes: OH SHOOT THE WAFFLE MAKER IS ON FIRE.

pcy_thecool: DON'T LIE TO ME

lullipop: :(

fabuchen: It's okay, hyung, they still look great!

lullipop: they look like charcoal bits :(

pcy_thecool: BYUN BAEKHYUN YOU LITTLE I AM GOING TO GET YOU. YOU MADE RUN TO THE KITCHEN FOR NO REASON.

galaxy_kris: Guys, I just saw Suho run down the hall furiously typing away at his phone.

suho_is_cool: I started this day very happy. I had my coffee, had scrambled eggs, looked at the dumbbells on my floor, laughed, ate a big tub of yogurt, and watched three episodes of The Heirs (Kim Tan = life goals). Still in my good mood I started a chatroom with all of you to tell you how happy I am. But then I am treated like a dog biscuit in a pile of Scooby Snacks.

suho_is_cool: I am going to throw out all of your shoes.

galaxy_kris: wtf no suho are you insane

pcy_thecool: wtf suho no

wushupanda: wtf suho no 

d.o.nut: why is suho stuffing all our shoes into a garbage bag

d.o.nut: OH MY GOD HE DID NOT JUST THROW MY FAVORITE SHOES IN THERE LIKE THAT

xingxinglay: D.O. just attacked Suho. I repeat. D.O. JUST ATTACKED SUHO.

baoxiu: It's okay I just gave Suho the vitamins he forgot to take this morning. I think he's okay right now.

suho_is_cool: Okay, that aside. How is everyone today?

yehetsehun: I need to pee.

>> yehetsehun left the chat

baekedpotatoes: Who wants to grab frozen yogurt with me?

lullipop: I do!!

pcy_thecool: this guy

galaxy_kris: do they have bursting bubbles

d.o.nut: yes

galaxy_kris:

pcy_thecool: ooh ooh I want

>> galaxy_kris left the chat

>> baekedpotatoes, lullipop, pcy_thecool, d.o.nut, and wushupanda left the chat

suho_is_cool: okay, so how are the rest of you guys?

baoxiu: I want frozen yogurt, too!

>> baoxiu left the chat

>> fabuchen renamed the chat Frozen Yogurt Party!

>> fabuchen left the chat

chocolateabskai: what did I miss?

>> suho_is_cool left the chat

Author's Note

I hope you enjoyed the first chapter!