"And my name's Luhan, " the last of the boys, 'Luhan', introduced with a friendly grin. "Nice to meet you." He held his hand out and Suho hesitantly shook it. 

Suho had a confused, grim expression on his face as he released his hand. He turned to face Kris. "I though this dorm was all males," Suho whispered. "You didn't tell me there was a girl here." Kris snorted. Luhan stopped smiling. 

Chen burst into a fit of laughter and resulted in being smacked on the back oh his head by Luhan. 

"Um. Is something wrong?" Suho questioned cautiously. Luhan frowned, breathing out in a loud sigh. 

"Suho, just to clarify things, I am a m-" Luhan tried. 

"Girl." Tao interrupted, snickering. "Luhan is clarifying she's a girl." 

"Tao, I don't give a if you know wushu, I will hit you." Luhan growled. Tao, about to retaliate, opened his mouth only to have Yixing's hand clamp over his face. "Thank you, Yixing." Luhan beamed. "Anyways, I am a m-" 

Suho squealed. "Tao's on the floor! He unconscious!" He whipped out his phone. "Someone call the doctor!" 

"Chill... It's chloroform." Yixing lazily states. 

"Chloroform?" Suho shrieked even louder. "Why do you have chloroform?!" 

"ATTENTION TARDS." Luhan hollered. "I AM A MAN. GOT IT SUHO? I AM A MAN. MALE. NON-FEMALE. HUSBAND. GRANDFATHER." 

"Alright, you could've said so earlier..." Suho chimed. 

"Wait, you have a wife?" Kai demanded. "Since when?" 

"You have grandchildren?!" Chanyeol asked, his face contorted into a expression of disbelief. "Do they look like you? Awh I want to meet them. Where do you keep them?" 

Luhan was silent. His sanity had been mercilessly stripped from him. 

"I think he meant what a male could be. Its a metaphor." Xiumin reasoned. 

"What's a medaphor? Can I eat it?" Sehun mumbles, still on the ground. "I'm hungry..." He whispered loudly after a few moments of complete silence. 

Kyungsoo, seemingly being the only sane individual in the room, facepalmed. 

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yey short update :D

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- Jie