"BAEKHYUN, SHUT THE UP."

We Promise We're Straight

"Hello?" Suho asked, knocking gently on the glossy, white door. He looked at his small suitcase of clothes and belongings and sighed softly. With no response, apart from a snort and a following snore, Suho tried the metal door handle. The door clicked and swung open to reveal a neat, modern dorm, complete with eleven boys sleeping soundly. 

Suho checked his watch. "I'm pretty sure that I was supposed to come at 10am," he mumbled. "Nope, , it's seven." He found an empty bed, with clean, crisp sheets and lays there. Honestly, Suho couldn't be bothered taking the train ride back and a rest was exactly what he needed right this moment. 

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A sharp clang followed suit by an erractic series of metallic ringing from pots and pans woke him up. "Who are you?" a voice grunted. It came from a head that was hanging upside down. Suho was speechless as they all looked onto him expectantly. "S-suho." he muttered. "You might want to flip back the right way, the blood's rushing to your head and you might fai-". 

A body fell from the bed above his. "Yes, you might faint." 

Nobody bothered to help the poor boy up. 

"You sleep like a ing log." Eyeliner Boy blatantly states, holding up a pot to furthur prove his point. 

Before Suho could reply, the tall one with the strong eyebrow game spoke up. "Baekhyun, shut the up." he interjects. "We're trying to be nice here." 

"Um, yeah, sorry... bout that." Suho rubbed the nape of his neck. "I'm Suho."

"So. You're Suho, and I'm Kris. Welcome to our humble dorm." Kris, the one with the strong eyebrow game introduces. 

"Kris..." Suho dumbly repeated. 

"Yes, Kris." he confirmed awkwardly. "Anyways, here, I'll show you around our dorm." 

Suho nodded, helping himself up and carefully stepping over the floored boy. 

"That's Sehun." Kris pointed out with a turn of his head. "He's the youngest." Sehun gave a slight wave from the floor. "Yo. Everyone come introduce themselves. I beg of you, please don't frighten him." 

"Yes Duizhang!" a chorus of voices responded. They sounded way too ing cheery in the morning. 

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So, so, sorry for the long, long wait. I'll try to update more often but school's a . 

anYwAYs, enjoy :) 

- Jie

 

 

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KingKagura
#1
Chapter 4: LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!! OMG I can't stop laughing at this! I can't wait for your next update, please update soon! xD
marmalody
#2
Chapter 3: Hahahaha cx lololol Chanyeol got knocked out though cx and Lulu's outburst hahahahaha
CharmaineKong99 #3
Chapter 3: OMG AUTHOR-NIMs , I LAUGHED SO MUCH TILL I CAN FEEL ABS WHEN I WAS RE-READING AGAIN AND AGAIN ABOUT THE PART WHERE XIUMIN (UALLY)LATCHED ON A WALL WHILE PRAISING CHEN AND THE PART WHERE TAO USED CHANYEOL'S HEAD TO CRACK OPEN THE DURIAN AND FAILED AT IT ... KRIS YOU MOOD SPOILER , JUST JOIN THE FUN WILL YA ... Anyhow , a giant thumbs up and thanks to both author-nims and please keep on writing funny updates such as this to keep us fans entertained and love EXO more ... I would love to read more from both author-nims and I really appreciate the effort and time spent for both author-nims to write this fanfic ... Hope to see another update soon from both author-nims :D ... EXO-L , Saranghaja(Let's Love) and please update soon author-nims ... :D <3
masked-bunnies
#4
Chapter 2: Very funny so far :)
Kaigirl
#5
Chapter 2: Omg too funny xD!!

Update soon :3
SehunnieBun
#6
Chapter 2: Lol funny xD
smile5everr
#7
Chapter 2: Omg this is funny! Update soon!!
SehunnieBun
#8
Chapter 1: Short update but okay:)
Love_ZEA #9
Chapter 1: nice story.. cant wait for your update.. i'm waiting..
marmalody
#10
Hello!
Can't wait to read the rest c:
EXO fighting!
-Momo