BTS grocery shopping

Jin: okay who has the list?

Jungkook: /in the cart/

Jimin: /in the baby/ seat alien hyung has it!

V: HOLD UP IM GETTING SIGNALS

Rapmon: /whispering to J-Hope/ cmon let’s blow this popsicle stand. These people got no jams

J-hope: okok meet me where the food is

Rapmon: nigga tf we’re at a grocery store

Rapmon: whatever

Jin: ok guise srsly wheres the grocery list

Suga: WHO NEEDS A LIST WHEN YOU HAVE SWAG

Jungkook: YOU

Jimin: HAHAHAHHAAHHAAHA

Suga: SHUT UP YOU’LL WAKE UP AMERICA FACE

Jungkook: lol what’s a face

Jimin: OOOOOOOHHH!!! Jin umma!!! SUGA IS TEACHING THE CHILDREN BAD WORDS!

Jin: /slaps jungkook, jimin and suga/ GUYS SHUT UP IM GUNNA DIE EARLY BECAUSE OF YOU

J-hope: you’re hair’s hasnt even gone white yet

Jimin: YEAH BUT NAMJOON HYUNGS HAS LOLOLOL

J-hope: TROLOLOLOL

Rapmon: /slaps jimin/

Jimin: OW WTF WHERE DID YOU COME FROM

Rapmon: MY JAMS

Jin: oh dear lord help me

Suga: I GOT SUGAR TURN UP TURN UP

J-hope: stfu my gawd.

Jimin: omg i just want some ing food

Jin: /headcounting/ 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6… Wait guys, where’s Taehyung?

Everyone: what

Taehyung: /getting into alien portal/ goodbye guys

J-hope: woah

Jimin: zayum

Jungkook: …

Jin: /crying/ my bby

Rapmon: …woah he got jams

Suga: .........SWAG.

wot.