`002-Random ft. Suho, D.O, Kai & Chanyeol

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princessjindda started a conversation with hime-chan


princessjindda: hey hime
hime-chan: hey
princessjindda: so what are your members going to eat for dinner tonight?
hime-chan: everyone said they wanted so we ordered pizza
princessjindda: *scoffs*
hime-chan: what
hime-chan: why
princessjindda: that is so unhealthy
hime-chan: excuse me?
hime-chan: that’s what the kids wanted so me and yongguk both agreed
princessjindda: you should’ve at least cooked a healthy delicious dinner for them not just foods from fast foods
hime-chan: we just do this once or twice a month
hime-chan: wait
hime-chan: what’s the point you’re making??????????
princessjindda: you’re the mother of B.A.P right? You should know what’s best for them
hime-chan: I know what’s best for them…
princessjindda: then you shouldn’t let them eat only pizza for dinner
hime-chan: why?
princessjindda: unhealthy
hime-chan: it’s okay, it’s not everyday
hime-chan: are you lecturing me or something?
princessjindda: no
princessjindda: just some parental advice for your younger members ;)
princessjindda: and I just wanted to know what kind of mother you are to B.A.P
princessjindda: can you cook?
hime-chan: of course. I can cook better than you know
princessjindda: do you like Disney princesses?
hime-chan: ?
hime-chan: ..no
princessjindda: oh no
princessjindda: I meant
princessjindda: dougie prices
hime-chan: dougie prices?
princessjindda: nvm
princessjindda: I feel like I wanted to eat kimchi
hime-chan: this is so random can I leave the conversation now?
--dyo: did anybody say kimchi? Have you heard of my kimchi spaghetti before?
hime-chan: ……
princessjindda: …..how did that peasant—
--dyo: hi there! I’m D.O from EXO and I’m the mother of EXO :)
joonmama: excuse you
--dyo: I am the mother you are the grandpa
joonmama: NO. It already says in my username that I’m the mama
joonmama: I have a son. Tao is my son
princessjindda: *coughs*
joonmama: hi
joonmama: who’s this princess?
princessjindda: I’m Jin from BTS
hime-chan: how did they enter our conversation??? O_O
--dyo: hey there are you mocking me?
hime-chan: no
joonmama: I am Suho of EXO. The leader and the mother :-)
--dyo: excuse your arthritis and scoliosis grandpa I’m the mother of EXO
joonmama: oh shut up. I’m the leader and I’m obviously the mother
--dyo: no one even treats you as the leader so you, shut up
joonmama: e

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KimAlien
#1
Chapter 9: I love all the pick up line ! Seriously !
uranus13xxx
#2
Chapter 6: Waoh.... its hyung family ^^
ayechanlay
#3
Chapter 3: lol thi is so funny XD
SungrinBF
#4
Chapter 11: Gosh this is so funny xD The randomness of other groups entering as well xD I miss hunksooman :PP
just_trashxx
#5
Chapter 5: i laughed way too hard when kai suddenly entered their conversation like wtf, where he came from? xD I have fun with your cracks xD
DumaTrz #6
Chapter 11: It IS really funny! CCC:
EternalElf1
#7
Chapter 11: New subby! And I love this fic it's so funny lol cx
TaeTaeKookKook
#8
Chapter 11: Kyaaa!!! Authornim!!! You answered my question!!! Hihi... Gomawo authornim n bts... Mani Mani saranghaeyo!!! ^_^
Haruka-kun #9
Chapter 4: I can just imagine Zelo and Jimin with a jealous Jungkook on the side. #maknaefight. Anyhoo, loving your story, it's hilarious c: