`001-Black Underwear

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goldenmaknae started a conversation with minsuga and jonguppie


goldenmaknae: hyung
minsuga: whut
goldenmaknae: 3 words
minsuga: ?
goldenmaknae: my
goldenmaknae: black
goldenmaknae: underwear
minsuga: whut
minsuga: I’m not wearing it
jonguppie: uhm excuse me
jonguppie: but can I ask
goldenmaknae: what
jonguppie: why am I in this conversation? Do I have something to do with your black underwear too??
goldenmaknae: nope

goldenmaknae kicked jonguppie out of the conversation

minsuga: that’s rude
goldenmaknae: I know. But stealing underwear is way ruder. Am I right hyung?
minsuga: hey stop accusing me I didn’t steal it this time. I swear
minsuga: and you already had your revenge right?
goldenmaknae: then who could it be???!!!
minsuga: chill
minsuga: let's ask the others

 

minsuga added leadermon, ihaveabs, tae-oppa, princessjindda and jhosoek into the conversation


leadermon: sup
ihaveabs: somebody my abs
jhosoek: /cringes
ihaveabs: you’re just jelly
jhosoek: plz I have abs too
ihaveabs: but mine is better and the best
princessjindda: jimin, you said I have the best body?
ihaveabs: you aren’t manly enough you like princesses
ihaveabs: BURRRNNN!!
minsuga: enough
ihaveabs: hyung can you pls my abs
minsuga: shut up jimin we’re going to have a serious talk here
leadermon: so what is this all about
minsuga: our maknae lost his black underwear again and it’s not me this time so who could it be
jhosoek: not me
princessjindda: definitely not me too
ihaveabs: yes yes definitely not jin hyung cause he likes t-backs not black manly underwears
ihaveabs: btw, not me three
princessjindda: that’s too much jimin! I don’t like t-backs!!! /feeling overly mad/
princessjindda: only princesses okay?!
ihaveabs: whatever hyung whatever w(-_-)w
princessjindda: I hate you
princessjindda: no dinner for you tonight
ihaveabs: that’s okay I can just look at my abs I’ll already feel full because my abs is yummy
minsuga: guys pls
goldenmaknae: MY BLACK UNDERWEAR!!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!
leadermon: I don’t steal underwears so not me. I’m out. I’m busy bye

leadermon left the conversation.

minsuga: hmm
ihaveabs: where’s V?
jhosoek: inside my butthole
goldenmaknae: eww
jhosoek: lololol just kidding I don’t know where that idiotic poop is tho
princessjindda: guys I’ll be going too. I still need to make dinner.

princessjindda left the conversation.

 

princessjindda posted NO DINNER FOR PARK JIMIN. IF YOU EVER GOT HUNGRY I DON’T CARE. JUST STARVE TO DEATH YOU DISREPECTFUL LITTLE .


jhosoek: you made jin hyung mad
ihaveabs: lol
minsuga: go and apologize
ihaveabs: hmmmmm
go

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KimAlien
#1
Chapter 9: I love all the pick up line ! Seriously !
uranus13xxx
#2
Chapter 6: Waoh.... its hyung family ^^
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#3
Chapter 3: lol thi is so funny XD
SungrinBF
#4
Chapter 11: Gosh this is so funny xD The randomness of other groups entering as well xD I miss hunksooman :PP
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#5
Chapter 5: i laughed way too hard when kai suddenly entered their conversation like wtf, where he came from? xD I have fun with your cracks xD
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Chapter 11: It IS really funny! CCC:
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#7
Chapter 11: New subby! And I love this fic it's so funny lol cx
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#8
Chapter 11: Kyaaa!!! Authornim!!! You answered my question!!! Hihi... Gomawo authornim n bts... Mani Mani saranghaeyo!!! ^_^
Haruka-kun #9
Chapter 4: I can just imagine Zelo and Jimin with a jealous Jungkook on the side. #maknaefight. Anyhoo, loving your story, it's hilarious c: