`007-Pick Up Lines

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hime-chan started a conversation with tiggerlover, leadermon, princessjindda, youngsterjae, cheesecakeu, minsuga, tae-oppa, ihaveabs, jhosoek, iamzelo, goldenmaknae and jonguppie


jonguppie: hi hyung ^^
cheesecakeu: I’m hungry :c
youngsterjae: you’re always hungry -.-
tiggerlover: sup
cheesecakeu: whatever
tiggerlover:whut
cheesecakeu: @youngsterjae
tiggerlover: oh
iamzelo:where’s himchan hyung
leadermon: are we really supposed to be in here?
tiggerlover: dunno
ihaveabs: chilling with my abzz
jhosoek:can someone pls kick jimin out of this conversation
goldenmaknae: I will (°◡°♡).:。
ihaveabs: jealous hopey again *sighs*
ihaveabs: and don’t you dare jeon jungkook
goldenmaknae: ok

goldenmaknae kicked ihaveabs out of the conversation

goldenmaknae: >:D
tae-oppa: ^bad maknae
goldenmaknae: ^retarded alien
jhosoek: lmfao


princessjindda added ihaveabs into the conversation


princessjindda: stop bullying just for today pls
goldenmaknae: ^kill joy
leadermon: lol
jhosoek: rofl
princessjindda: ‎(ノಥ益ಥ)ノ ┻━┻
tae-oppa: someone really needs to punish that maknae
ihaveabs: someone has to kill him
minsuga: I will
cheesecakeu: well some group needs to shut up
leadermon:
princessjindda:
minsuga:
jhosoek:
ihaveabs:
tae-oppa:
goldenmaknae:
cheesecakeu: great
hime-chan: ◉‿◉
hime-chan: hi my name is himchan
iamzelo: uhm we know that hyung…
jonguppie: I didn’t know ^^
tiggerlover: well that’s
hime-chan: and you are gorgeous!
tiggerlover:
iamzelo:
jonguppie: punny
youngsterjae: (╯▅╰)
cheesecakeu: something’s wrong with him
tae-oppa: whew I thought I was the only one retarded here
princessjindda: that’s awkward
jhoseok: I don’t know what to say
minsuga: ┐( ̄ー ̄)┌
leadermon: I’m having a mental breakdown
ihaveabs: I’m thankful I’m not in his group
hime-chan: I know I’m a guy but I want to be Alice
ihaveabs: uhm?
tiggerlover: himchan stop this
hime-chan: coz your body’s a wonderland ;)
youngsterjae: (-‸ლ)
ihaveabs: uhm teinks
goldenmaknae: ^stupid
iamzelo: what is happening to hyung
cheesecakeu: this is an embarrassment to our group pls shut him up
tae-oppa: he’s cool haha 8)
hime-chan: was your dad an alien?
tae-opppa: ……
tae-oppa: no, but they said I’m an alien. Why?
hime-chan: because there’s nothing else like you on planet Earth!
leadermon: (̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄
tiggerlover: HIMCHAN STOP THIS PLEASE
tae-oppa: more! More!
hime-chan: how many letters are in the alphabet?
youngsterjae: there’s 26 -.-
hime-chan: I thought there was 21?
hime-chan: oh!
hime-chan: I must’ve forgotten the letters “U R A Q T”
tiggerlover: I’m done
cheesecakeu: so am I
princessjindda: …….
youngsterjae: I didn’t’ see that coming..
goldenmaknae: you’re the man!
jonguppie: I can’t comprehend what’s going on
jonguppie: can someone explain it to me? ^^
cheesecakeu: leave this conversation jongup and you’ll know
jonguppie: uh okay ^^

jonguppie left the conversation

iamzelo: can I leave too? I can’t stand himchan hyung’s state right now ._.

iamzelo left the conversation

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KimAlien
#1
Chapter 9: I love all the pick up line ! Seriously !
uranus13xxx
#2
Chapter 6: Waoh.... its hyung family ^^
ayechanlay
#3
Chapter 3: lol thi is so funny XD
SungrinBF
#4
Chapter 11: Gosh this is so funny xD The randomness of other groups entering as well xD I miss hunksooman :PP
just_trashxx
#5
Chapter 5: i laughed way too hard when kai suddenly entered their conversation like wtf, where he came from? xD I have fun with your cracks xD
DumaTrz #6
Chapter 11: It IS really funny! CCC:
EternalElf1
#7
Chapter 11: New subby! And I love this fic it's so funny lol cx
TaeTaeKookKook
#8
Chapter 11: Kyaaa!!! Authornim!!! You answered my question!!! Hihi... Gomawo authornim n bts... Mani Mani saranghaeyo!!! ^_^
Haruka-kun #9
Chapter 4: I can just imagine Zelo and Jimin with a jealous Jungkook on the side. #maknaefight. Anyhoo, loving your story, it's hilarious c: