Special Chapter

Best Absolute Bulletproof Dumbs' Chatroom
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hime-chan started a conversation with tiggerlover, cheesecakeu, leadermon, princessjindda, minsuga, goldenmaknae, iamzelo, jonguppie, youngsterjae, ihaveabs, tae-oppa, and jhosoek.

 

princessjindda: wtf do you need
hime-chan: I’m the host for today’s Q&A
minsuga: how much swag will I earn if I participate in this ?
hime-chan: like how many claps would I get if I slap you right now?
goldenmaknae: daz right slap the out of him
tiggerlover: LOL what is this Q&A all about tho
cheesecakeu: if this isn’t about food then I’m outta here
youngsterjae: such a pig
cheesecakeu: says the man who just gained weight
youngsterjae:
cheesecakeu:
hime-chan: stfu guys I’m the host here I’m the star the spotlight is mine
princessjindda: wow
princessjindda: why am I not the host of this
princessjindda: I obviously deserve it more than u
hime-chan: off peasant I deserve everything I get
hime-chan: okay, before everything gets out of hand, let’s start, if everyone is present pls say ‘himchan is fabulous’
princessjindda:
cheesecakeu:
goldenmaknae:
ihaveabs:
jhosoek:
tae-oppa: himchan is fabulous
iamzelo:
tiggerlover:
leadermon:
youngsterjae:
minsuga:
jonguppie: himchan is fabulous
cheesecakeu: wtf srsly
youngsterjae: 95 liners are ing idiots
ihaveabs: I’M NOT AN IDIOT
goldenmaknae: yes u are
hime-chan: where is everyone else
iamzelo: himchan hyung is not fabulous
hime-chan: wow zelo are you saying something
iamzelo: yes :-)
tiggerlover: I taught you well
leadermon: are we not gonna start yet
minsuga: my swag is slowly tearing away
jhosoek: u don’t even have any swag
minsuga: excuse me
jonguppie: deo nopi, oh! Ollaga let’s do it do it
hime-chan:
tiggerlover:
iamzelo:
cheesecakeu:
youngsterjae:
jonguppie: :D
iamzelo: shut up for once hyung
jonguppie: okay :D
princessjindda: a group full of
tae-oppa: but you’re a too have you forgotten already
goldenmaknae: ^but you’re the of the most
goldenmaknae: and jimin
ihaveabs: wow kookie how many times have you hurt my feelings?
ihaveabs: and you are supposed to call me HYUNG
hime-chan: a group full of more dumbs
hime-chan: let’s start now ez
hime-chan: here’s the first question from TaeTaeKookKook
hime-chan: and it really fits the situation just now
goldenmaknae: say it now
hime-chan: this is for u disrespectful brat, it says “Kookie, when are you going to stop being mean to Taetae? I know you love Taetae!!! Just admit it Kookie yahhh!!!”
leadermon: that should be, "when are you going to stop being mean to everyone else"
ihaveabs: agree
goldenmaknae: I say NEVER
tae-oppa: why never
tae-oppa: I’m so good to u
goldenmaknae: just stop speaking
tae-oppa: I know you love me
goldenmaknae: srsly just shut up
tae-oppa: I know you care
goldenmaknae:
tae-oppa: and we will never ever ever be apart
goldenmaknae:
leadermon:
princessjindda:
ihaveabs:
jhosoek:
cheesecakeu: …is that justin bieber’s song?
minsuga: did someone say justin bieber?
minsuga: I love justin bieber man~!
leadermon: yonggi says what
iamzelo: who is yonggi
princessjindda:
ihaveabs:
jhosoek: yoongi what is swag
minsuga: BABY BABY BABY OOOHHH~ LIKE BABY BABY BABY NOOO
jonguppie: dope hyung!! :D
minsuga: thanks man!
cheesecakeu: pls control jongup
hime-chan: OK! let’s move to the next question
hime-chan: it’s from alylim
hime-chan: wait I can see my name
tiggerlover: what is it
hime-chan: it’s for B.A.P, do u guys think u can do without himchan’s pick up lines
hime-chan: and that’s a NO
hime-chan: B.A.P is nothing without my pick up lines
youngsterjae: NO
cheesecakeu: we can definitely do without your embarrassing pick up lines
princessjindda: that was the most embarrassing thing that you’re group has ever been up to
tiggerlover: that nightmare is
goldenmaknae: I still have the screencap of that
iamzelo: I wasn’t there until the end but based from your reactions I can say that it’s indeed
jonguppie: everything that hyung does is dope tho :D
hime-chan: I raised u well jongup
jonguppie: :D
youngsterjae: can we just move to next question pls bcs if not I’m gonna slam jongup’s head on the wall 10 times so that he would
wake up to the reality
tiggerlover: daz right
hime-chan: come on why don’t u just guys admit that my pick up lines were too good
hime-chan: lyk, I’ve lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with u?
tae-oppa: yes sunbaenim you are so amazing
cheesecakeu: let’s just move to the next question PLEASE
tae-oppa: ^but this guy kicked me out
cheesecakeu: I’m not just a guy I’m your father remember
tae-oppa: not anymore
youngsterjae: wow traitor
hime-chan: hey yongguk, you must be a thief bcs you stole my heart ;-)
jhosoek: he’s at it again
tiggerlover: that ing wink
hime-chan: your dad must be a terrorist bcs you da bomb!
tae-oppa: himchansunbaenim4lyf
ihaveabs: how stupid are u taehyung
hime-chan: you must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot ;)
ihaveabs: teinks
goldenmaknae: I knew it you’re just as stupid as taehyung
iamzelo: am I experiencing the nightmare right now?
tiggerlover: YES SON
princessjindda: can we jus

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KimAlien
#1
Chapter 9: I love all the pick up line ! Seriously !
uranus13xxx
#2
Chapter 6: Waoh.... its hyung family ^^
ayechanlay
#3
Chapter 3: lol thi is so funny XD
SungrinBF
#4
Chapter 11: Gosh this is so funny xD The randomness of other groups entering as well xD I miss hunksooman :PP
just_trashxx
#5
Chapter 5: i laughed way too hard when kai suddenly entered their conversation like wtf, where he came from? xD I have fun with your cracks xD
DumaTrz #6
Chapter 11: It IS really funny! CCC:
EternalElf1
#7
Chapter 11: New subby! And I love this fic it's so funny lol cx
TaeTaeKookKook
#8
Chapter 11: Kyaaa!!! Authornim!!! You answered my question!!! Hihi... Gomawo authornim n bts... Mani Mani saranghaeyo!!! ^_^
Haruka-kun #9
Chapter 4: I can just imagine Zelo and Jimin with a jealous Jungkook on the side. #maknaefight. Anyhoo, loving your story, it's hilarious c: