06

Bus Crush.

Taeyeon stared at Yuri's gloved hand with wide eyes.

"YOU FREAKING DUCK TAPED MY BABY INTO THAT FILTHY GLOVE OF YOURS?"

Yuri wiggled out of the blanket roll and looked at her friend.

"DUH. ARE YOU BLIND?"

Taeyeon didnt think twice.

Taeyeon jumped and made sure her elbow landed right where she wanted it to land.

In Yuri's blanket covered stomach.

"ARGHHH."

"YOU RUINED MY BABY'S BEAUTIFUL APPEARANCE."

Taeyeon stood up and grabbed a pillow and hit Yuri continuously with it.

"YOU EVEN WOKE ME UP FROM THAT BEAUTIFUL DREAM OF MINE."

"YAH YAH! STOP!"

Yuri forcibly pushed taeyeon away and again wiggled her way out of the blanket roll and went to the open window and threatened to remove the glove.

"DONT YOU DARE. DONT YOU FOCKEN DARE."

"OH HIIIIIIIIIILLL YIS I DARE."

Yuri's glove was half way removed from her hand.

"YOU'LL REGRET IT."

Yuri smiled.

"I NEVER REGRET ANYTHING I DO IN MY WHOLE LIFE."

Yuri then removed her glove.

Taeyeon lunged forward, dramatically reaching out for the glove that has landed flat on the grass in their backyard.

"N-NOOOOO"

Yuri quickly ran away from the midget and safely got out of Taeyeon's house.

Taeyeon quickly went to their backyard and took the poor Dookong back inside her house, not forgetting to momentarily go to the kitchen and cut of the glove that was duck daped to it.

"What has that black monster done to you.."

Taeyeon carefully placed the dookong on her bed, she then put a blanket on it.

"There there..Mommy will get her next time."

Taeyeon then left her room and went downstairs to the living room.

"No one's home?.."

She noticed only one key to be there , meaning her parents were out.

"Now I regret giving Yuri a spare key for the house."

Taeyeon then went to the window and noticed something.

"What? What time is it?"

She looked at the clock.

1:25PM.

"Crap I slept the whole morning.."

*Growl~*

"I better feed the monster living inside my tummy.."

Taeyeon went to the kitchen and made herself something to eat.

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After eating, she then went back to her room and turned her laptop on.

after letting the laptop set itself up, she then opened a browser and automatically went to facebook and logged her account in.

"hmm~…"

Taryeon checked her notifs, after seeing no interesting notifications, she turned her chat on.

Her eyes widened as she saw all the people who was online right now.

Kyuhyun Cho

Jessica Jung

STEPHANY HWANG

Sooyoung Choi

Sunny Lee

and so on and so forth, but no matter how many people are online, Taeyeon can only notice one person.

Dugeun Dugeun.

"..S-She's on.."

She immediately took her phone and texted Yuri.

To : Black Yul.

She's on dude, along with Sica.

Taeyeon sent it, not long after she felt her phone vibrate.

From : Black Yul

will online in a sec.

 

Taeyeon put her phone down and looked at her laptop again.

Dugeun Dugeun.

Taeyeon took deep breaths and cluched her chest where her heart loudly thumped.

"what..is this?.."

Taeyeon cluched harder until she saw her bestfriend's name in the convo list.

Taeyeon let go of her shirt and started typing a message to the tan girl.

 

She's on. wat to do dood? 2:09PM.

Taeyeon waited patiently for Yuri to reply.

*FB msg alert*

go chat her dood. woman up you little coward sheet. 2:11PM.

Taeyeon's eyebrow twitched.

says the focken girl who HAS THE GIRLS NUMBER, FB, TWITTAH AND INSTA AND STILL HASNT EVEN MADE A MOVE YET. 2:12PM.

Taeyeon waited for her friend's protest.

*FB msg alert*

MY LOVELIFE HAS NO CONNECTION TO YOURS OK. LEAVE IT OUT OK. SHH. SHHH. HUSH LITTLE COWARD BYUNTAE. 2:14PM.

Taeyeon snickered at Yuri's reply. 

but srsly dood wat do i do with this chic. 2:16PM.

Taeyeon glanced at Stephany's screen name.

*Fb msg alert*

WAT DID I TELL U? I SED CHAT THE FREAKING CHIC MAN. CHAT HER. CHAT HER LIKE HOW YO MOMMA AND POPPA WANTS YOU TO.2:16PM.

Taeyeon bit her lip, hesitating if she should or shouldnt.

no. i dont want to.2:17PM.

taeyeon glanced again and sighed.

*fb msg alert*

you dishonored me. you dishonored your parents. you dishonored your stupid dookong. you dishonored stephany. you dishonored all of your friends. you dishonored Korea. You dishonored the world. you dishonored your stash. you little coward sheet.2:18PM.

Taeyeon swore, if they were talking face-to-face, she wouldve hit Yuri already.

Im telling sica you're a big cucumber lover.2:19PM.

 

*msgalert*

sowat. huh. huh. HUH.2:20PM.

 

Taeyeon scoffed.

Jessica turns down cucumber-lover suitors.2:21PM.

 

*fbmsgalert*

i told you dont cht her. omg teyown oppa yu so brave pls have my bbys omg.2:23PM.

 

Too late. 2:24PM.

 

*fbmsgalert*

NOOOOOOOOOOOO.2:26PM.

 

Taeyeon closed her convo with Yuri and clicked on stephany's.

Taeyeon stared at it.

hesitating whether sheshould start a convo or not.

"....better not."

Taeyeon then closed Stephany's convo box.

but...

Dugeun Dugeun.

Taeyeon looked down on her chest.

"WHAT IS THIIIIIS."

Taeyeon's heart still continued to thump fast.

Taeyeon clicked on Yuri's convo box as she typed something.

YUL. CALL AN AMBULANCE. IDK WHATS HAPPENING TO MY HEART.2:31PM.

seconds past and Yuri finally replied.

HAHAHAHA LOL. SERVES YOU RIGHT YOU EVIL AHJUMMA. 2:31PM.

Taeyeon's fingers curled in annoyance as she read Yuri's reply.

Fock You. Kwon Yul. Fock You.2:32PM.

Taeyeon closed Yuri's convo box again as she quickly looked for a much more sane peep to tell what's happening to her.

Taeyeon found one and clicked on it.

SOO.2:35PM.

not long after.

jfc tae wat. Im trying to eat my 9th meal for today... omg. OMG. TAE. ARE YOU PREGGERS? OMG TAE WHYYYY. WHO'S THE FATHER? ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS BECAUSE..B-BECAUSE IM THE FATHER? OH HILL NAW. ANDWAE MADA FAKA. ANDWAE.2:36PM

Taeyeon facepalmed on her friend's reply.

jfc soo. WILL YOU LET ME EXPLAIN? 2:37PM.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'LL EXPLAIN? YOU DRUGGED ME DIDNT YOU?! SO THAT YOU COULD ME? HUH? HUH?! OMFG TAE EW.2:37PM.

Taeyeon groaned as she double facepalmed herself.

soo. SOO. TWO GIRLS CANNOT MAKE NOR HAVE A BEBEY UNLESS THEY ADOPT ONE. SOO. DO YOU EVEN KNOW THAT. HUH SOO. HUH.2:39PM.

...Wait what? so you're not preggers? 2:40PM.

Taeyeon raised her hands in the air as she thanked the heavens.

JFC SOO. FINALLY. YOU STUPID BAMBOO POLE.(emsarreh soo. ;A; i have to entertain my readers3)2:41PM.

Then..Why did you chat me? 2:42PM.

My gad soo. just. nvm. nvm soo. nvm. NVM. 2:43PM.

Taeyeon surrendered.

Taeyeon closed Sooyoung's convo box and stared at her news page.

Something caught her attention.

 

Hyukjae Lee

That small hardcore breakdance that your HEART does when you see the love of your life. :> — feeling In love.

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Taeyeon's eyes widened.

'When you see the love of your life.'

'See the love of your life.'

'The love of your life.'

'Love of your life.'

'Love.'

'Of your life.'

'Stephany Hwang.'

Taeyeon's heart began to thump hard again.

"Ohhhh crap."

Taeyeon made group chat with Sooyoung , Sunny , Yuri , Jessica and Donghae.

Taeyeon then quickly typed something.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

OMFG GUYS HALP. SOMEONE HALP. IM FEELING. OMG. IM FEELING. 2:59PM

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Here's chapter 6. :D

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didnt reread it for errors. :<

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SeoKyu_LOVER
#1
Chapter 10: Update more author ^W^
tipco09 #2
Chapter 10: Oh they're stepping up the game. Good! I'm glad I discovered this fic because its so entertaining.

BTW I'm not digging the color codes. I could hardly read the red and green.
Anshal007
#3
Chapter 9: Oww! How I wish I could have friends like them :D
Anshal007
#4
Chapter 8: ASDFGHJKL Chinita ! XDD
taeny_locksmith12
#5
Chapter 8: Nice chapter here author... :-). Keep updating
coolintot #6
Chapter 7: Update soon author
BananaLychee999
#7
Im sorry if I just started replying to your comments just now.
;A;)
BananaLychee999
#8
Thank you for reading, subscribing and commenting on my story. ;7;)/
Author-nim is very happy and motivated.

I'll start writing chapter 8 now.
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BananaLychee999
#9
motivate me with comments please ;AA;