chapter seven

           ENTER THE GRANDFATHER

Ryeowook : WOOKIE’S BACKKKKKKKKKKKK

Donghae : Eeeeeeurgh it repulses mee... you CANNOT devotee yourself to TWO marriages.. it just doesn’t work.

Eunhyuk : Donghae it’s our wonderful son!

Donghae : Son?! yeahh I’m confused about that.. I thought he was my brother!

Ryeowook : Oh dear, things need to be cleared up here

Eunhyuk : Okay according to something...Shindong said he was your brother to not tarnish the family’s name

Ryeowook : You'll have to ask him for specifics

Hankyung : Teenage pregnancy - but we're still discussing who the father is - but both son and father insists it's Hyuk – that’s the story :P

Donghae : WHATTTT     I THOUGHT HE WAS MY BIOLOGICAL LITTLE BROTHER :O

Eunhyuk : ‎....erm... wifey darling ♥ he’s our son (Heechul wants him as a grandson too) ~ I think Shindong hypnotised you TT_TT

Donghae : Oh my days.. so he’s gone from my brother to my son.... strange.
BUT OKKKKAYYY :)
whatt a wonderful son we have ♥
ooooooooooooooooo so I’m an only child now :D

Ryeowook : spoilt brat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Eunhyuk : Yup it seems so~ he’s wonderful right! ♥ ♥

Donghae : Hahahahah.....andd we will spoil you as our only son ♥ let's go on a lovely family holidayyyy :)

Ryeowook : OMG PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Eunhyuk : YES WE SHOULD! we're would you like to go?

Ryeowook : OMG ABROADDDDDDD PLEASE :D :D :D :D

Eunhyuk : Haha! wifey? ♥ how about you

Donghae : Ooooooh :)  shalllll we lettt our amazing son choose hubbby?  xxxxxxxxxxx

Eunhyuk : Wellll~ I don't mind going abroad? wifey? ♥

Donghae : I'd LOVEEE to go abroad. In fact, I don’t mindd where I go as long as it’s with my husband and son, I’m happy. Wookie andd I don't mind where we go as long as there's lots of food and I get to buy lots of things

Eunhyuk : Awwww~ wifey you're so adorable ♥ okay then its settled~ we'll go abroad for our holiday :)

Donghae : Welll..... that shouldn’t be a problemm :)

Donghae : Excellllllllllllllent :)  something to look forward to me thinks :D

Ryeowook : AGREED

Eunhyuk :   ‎:) As long as my darling family is happy so am I.

Donghae :  ‎:) I don’t think the rest of the family are as happpy as we are :D especialllly someone by the name of... Cho Kyuhyun.

Ryeowook : Yes yes ~ "it"

Eunhyuk : Well Cho Kyuhyun has created his own mess.

Donghae : Totally. andd WE'RE not gonna help him get out it.

Eunhyuk : Of course!!! He’s a bother. wifey I'll keep him away from you. He’s a crafty git, >.> ♥

Donghae : Oh THANK YOU hubby :)  whatt would I dooooo without you ♥

Eunhyuk : Ahhh its nothing~ ♥ ♥

Heechul : You people sicken me.

Leeteuk : HI, JUST WANTED TO SAY, I LOVE WOOKIE :D

Ryeowook : I LOVE YOU TOO GRANDMA TEUKIE ;)

Kangin : Seeing as I'm am King of this family, I think you lot should be trembling in your sleep, if any of you step out of line, I shall deal with you!!!!!

Hankyung : Nice of you to take some notice after such a long time gramps :XD

Eunhyuk : Holy crap grand-dad. took you time…

Leeteuk : YAH ~ KANGIN ~ WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING ONLINE ~ YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE ARMY!  YOU SLACKING OFF AGAIN??

Kangin : Teuk ah ~ calm down I’m off duty now ~ can’t I check up on this family of mine to make sure our family name is still protected! Heechul ah ~ stop with this nonsense NOW! ~ Stop bringing grief to your Umma!

Leeteuk : Aww ~ Kanginnie ~ I miss you T_T

Leeteuk : I miss you too ~ we’ll see each other very soon don’t worry ~ got to go now ~ EVERYONE BEHAVE! Kyuhyun and Eunhyuk stop arguing before I come at you with a bamboo stick! Hannie stop helping Heechul create drama! Wookie stop lending your creatively to Heechul’s mess! Donghae stop pouring oil onto the fire! 

Donghae : Sorry Appa…

Hankyung : Mianheyo… but it’s Heechul’s fault!

Ryeowook : I didn’t do anything appa… It’s all Heenim hyung…

Eunhyuk : YEH ~ BLAME HEECHUL HYUNG

Kyuhyun : HEECHUL!!!!

Heechul : YAH! ~ WHY ARE YOU BLAMING ME?! ~ YOU'RE THE ONES WHO PLAYED ALONG! ~ AND YAH! CHO KYUHYUN ~ WHERE DID YOUR HONORIFICS GO??!!!!!

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Heechul : … Hah! Nothing to say now.. see ~ I’m ALWAYS correct!

Leeteuk : … are you sure Heechul?

Heechul : ... What?!

*Donghae is now offline*

*Eunhyuk is now offline*

*Hankyung is now offline*

*Ryeowook is now offline*

*Kyuhyun is now offline*

Heechul : Why do I have a bad feeling about this…

Heechul : AHHHHHHHH TEUKIE!!!!!!!!! SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Leeteuk is now offline*

Heechul : YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Heechul is now offline*

~Couple of hours later~

 Yesung : Hey guys I was looking for Dangkoma ~ what did I miss?

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Yesung : Er guys..? anyone?

author's note

FINISHED!! =D

Here's the complete chart

I just realised Henry doesn't show up at all in this.... Zhou mi was at least mentioned...

Wonder where their respective people were when this conversation was taking place....

Anyways I hope I haven't totally confused you XD 

It's all good fun =D

Thanks for reading =D