chapter one

            MOTHER'S APPROVAL

Random person 1 : This is random lol

Random person 2 : LMAO

Donghae : HAAAAA LOVEE ITTTTT ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Siwon : OMGGG I LOVE THIS!!!

Random person 3 : Aw! Hannie's a single parent :P

Hankyung : Haha =D - me and Heechul umma both don't know who the father is :P - like mother like child ehh ~~ keke

Sungmin : I am Kyuhyun’s first wife :)

Kyuhyun : Haha of course you are wifey :)

Eunhyuk :ROFL! aw man good times guys.

Donghae : I have the best husband in the whole entire world ♥ ha.

Kyuhyun : I have the best wives in the world XD

Hankyung : Haha .. "wives" :P

Heechul : Ahhh...the mother of many generations...I was born to be leader.

Kyuhyun : Technically Leeteuk Umma is the mother of many generations, and anyways you're a pretty laid back/rubbish mum...you let me marry two guys for crying out loud :P

Heechul : You were the last child!!!...I spoilt you too much.

Hankyung : ‎:P - and you let me follow in your footsteps ... Saranghayeo Umma ♥

Kyuhyun : Which is how it should be :) so that would make you a great mum really, but it kills me to say that.

Heechul : WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE ALL THIS CRITICISM!?!?! I WORKED TO PAY FOR YOUR WELL-BEING!!...you wouldn’t be alive if I wasn’t laid back...APPRECIATE LIFE!!!

Hankyung : Ahhh .. Korean mother mode… - I want to watch some k-dramas now :p (youtube youtube youtube...)

Kyuhyun : WHERE IS MY DAD HUH??? CARE TO TELL ME?? yeah right you worked...you lounged around! the GOVERNMENT paid for me! benefits are my real parents!

Heechul : LOL!! addiction....
I'd like to think...I was a good mother therefore....I’m going to think that...I AM A GOOD MOTHER. *flicks hair and walks out the room*

Heechul : WHAT!!! BENEFITS....WHO CLAIMED IT HUH!!!..FINE GO MARRY A POLITICAIN THEN...GO MARRY MARGARET THATCHER!!!!!

Kyuhyun : Keep denying it....I’ll just cry myself to sleep at night, like I always do...

Eunhyuk : ROFL!!!!! Hae my wife! love you loads
UMMA’S KOREAN UMMA MODE!!!!! LMAO!!!! Where’s the drama?

Hankyung : on youtube =D

Kyuhyun : Eww...Margaret Thatcher...I’m pretty sure my spouses wont appreciate THAT XD

Heechul : I dunno...
I’m saddened...I feel like I’ve been criticised by my own children...*walks away and weeps*

Eunhyuk : Lol - Oh dear oh dear. It seems I’m the only good son. :D

Eunhyuk : UMMA SARANGHAEYO!!!!

Kyuhyun : Aww, not all of your children hate you...just the ones you remember/know about...are you still into alcohol and drugs?

Heechul :‎*sniffs*...I worked hard...I...I love you three..despite the fact that my children....
1. is alone...with children...
2. is weird and hasn’t married a rich person yet
3. is a polygamist.

Eunhyuk : ‎....holy crap bro

Heechul : my produce is legal...*cough* in most countries *cough*

Kyuhyun : LOL I’m obviously the most successful child...done pretty well for myself despite the fact that my mother shunned me from birth

Kyuhyun : LOL as if it’s legal! you bribed the police!

Heechul : I didn’t shun you....I spoilt you.

Eunhyuk : Ehhh! why does my wife have to be rich?! XD

Heechul : the police are good people...u were born in the back of a police car. =) keke...I didn’t have to pay for a taxi.

Eunhyuk :YEAH KYU. I WAS ABANDONED. AND THEN RE-ADOPTED. YOU THINK YOUUUU WEREN'T LOVED. grrrrr.

Heechul : err...let me think....err....errr....errrrr....I’m poor.....err…errr....I want money....errr....errrr....IM POOOOR...ERR DUH!

Eunhyuk : Ahh umma~ you're cruel.

Donghae : Haha - this is funny. I only just realised I’ve got 25 notifications and they're all from you lot commenting on thissssss :)
but I don’t mind, you're FAMILY ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Kyuhyun : HAHAAA ok ok ok...yay! I’m the favourite! this has never happened before....ok I suppose I feel a little bit of love for you, umma... and EUNHYUK, get over it! it happened AGES ago! and quit getting suspicious over me and your wife!

Eunhyuk : XD lol wifey~ my mother doesn’t approve of our marriage it seems ♥

Hankyung : This is why I just don't complain .. aish~~~ so much drama

Heechul : LOL...Donghae...I’m being criticised by my own children...
Eunhyuk you were abandoned for economic reasons...nothing personal whatsoever...yep!

Kyuhyun : Hahaaa...no one does XD jk jk

Eunhyuk : I’m keeping my wife well away from you...you polygamist.

Kyuhyun : LOL me? you have nothing to worry about :)

Kyuhyun : Haha Eunhyuk was rejected!

Heechul : This is why Hannie gets my approval....I’m going to write my will based on this....

Donghae : Don't worry hubby, I'm all yours :) hahaha 

author's note

Who can figure out who's who and what everyone's relationship is?

More characters to come later =D