chapter five

           THE SON THEY NEVER KNEW EXISTED

Heechul : Wookie can’t be my child...my three children are corrupt and need different form of rehab to be sent to....
1. Eunhyuk...fertility rehab/mental rehab/wife rehab/monkey rehab/meerkat rehab/the king of rehab and rehab rehab.

2. Kyuhyun...mormon rehab

3. Hankyung … single parent rehab …and a dating site

Eunhyuk : Umma XDDDD LOL

Ryeowook : I'm not your child sillyy :) there's more to it than that

Hankyung : Or just phone numbers would be nice ( and a gift of fluent korean :P)

Eunhyuk : I need to discuss this with my wife.

Hankyung : Oooo - was that what Kyuhyun was telling Donghae to admit to...?

Heechul : I’m looking at the chart and trying to see where Ryeowook can move...so that it’s beneficial for me. and. only. me.

Hankyung : Donghae's gonna have a fit when he sees this :P

Eunhyuk : Oh my god.

Ryeowook : I'm touched :'')

Eunhyuk : DONGHAE I'LL STILL LOVE YOU WIFEY!!!!! CHO KYUHYUN YOU HAVE GOT A LOT TO ANSWER FOR. GRRRRRRRR.

Ryeowook :  Haha he's not here to answer :P

Eunhyuk : Grrrrrrrrr.

Ryeowook : ‎:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Eunhyuk : Ryeowook. you are my son.

Heechul : HERE WE GO! I GOT IT!!
1. KIBUM AND SUNGMIN SWAPS!
2. SO SHINDONG AND SUNGMIN ONLY HAVE ONE CHILD
3. RYEOWOOK IS NOW DONGHAE’S CHILD
COMPRENDO!?
lol Kyuhyun is married to Kibum

Ryeowook : And it’s my job to make your life a misery

Eunhyuk : Nah I don’t think the other child will approve.  Just have Wookie as my child.

Hankyung : Hmmm - I prefer Wookie’s idea - the drama is more interesting :P - it's a bit like temptation of the wife - WE'RE TURNING INTO A KOREAN DRAMA!!

Ryeowook : YES HEENIM HYUNG! THEN YOU CAN BE MY GRANDMAAAAA

Heechul : Hmmm...true...ok then. Wookie is now your child.

Heechul : YAY!!!! I’m happy now. We’ve passed drama we're now something waaay more than drama....it’s now a documentary...

Eunhyuk :  ‎...

Hankyung : soo...
1) hidden teenage pregnancy
2) father???
3) what's going to happen............
DUN DUN DUNNNNNN!!

Ryeowook : It's because Shindong and Kibum wants to keep up appearances for this family

Eunhyuk : ‎...~dark evil aura~

Heechul : Ooo...I’m excited...who’s cheated?!?!? dun dun DUNNNNNN

Ryeowook : Practically everyoneee ~ there's lies everywhereeeeeeee

Eunhyuk : I'M THE FATHER!

Heechul : NAH...I’ve had enough drama in my life...in practically out of drama's now...

Eunhyuk : I’M THE FREAKIN FATHER ~dark aura~

Ryeowook : INDEED YOU ARE

Heechul :  Ahh...you’re the frisky one....MAN HOE.

Eunhyuk : Wookie I’m your appa okay ^^ no-one else. Donghae’s your delightful umma and we're a beautiful happy family ^^

Heechul : Kyuhyun will have a say about that...lool.
 

Eunhyuk : I know.

Ryeowook : I don't understand..Kyuhyun has two wives

Ryeowook : He can hardly talk

Eunhyuk : YOUR UNCLE IS A POLYGAMIST AND A DISGRACE.

Ryeowook : Omgg do Sungmin hyung and Mimi ge knowwwww ??

Eunhyuk : Probably. If not Cho Kyuhyun has made life a hell of a lot worse. own fault.

Heechul : Actually...do they?

Ryeowook : Silly man ~ 

Hankyung : Well they're not here - I've never really seem them together - so maybe they don't know each other's existence - problem is - who came first??

Eunhyuk : Thing.

Ryeowook : Yeah that's much better

Eunhyuk : Sungmin. then Mimi

Heechul : Ahh...I’m happy...all my children are married with kids...Hannie...we'll find someone. I have succeeded as a mom.

Ryeowook : Ooh ohh no ~ "it"

Eunhyuk : LOL awww Wookie my brilliant son. He is truly my child!

Ryeowook :Hey my brilliantness is my own, not inherited :p

Heechul : Eh...no. village idiot.

Eunhyuk :  ‎....

Ryeowook : Some mother you are Heenim hyung…

Heechul : I’m a wonderful umma...I love all of them...especially you Eunhyuk...

Ryeowook : FAVOURITISMM :D

Eunhyuk : Hehe Kamsahamnida Umma~ :D

Eunhyuk : And you love my twin lots too!

Ryeowook :  Twin???

Heechul : And Hannie

Eunhyuk : Yeah. Hannie is my dancing twin!

Ryeowook : OMG I knew that..

Heechul : He likes to randomly pop up in chats...

Eunhyuk : Lol I was the abandoned/re-adopted one. I hold no grudge cause I have a wonderful umma and twin, a beautiful wife and darling son XD

Ryeowook : WE'RE SUCH A HAPPY FAMILY

Heechul : Lol...for now.

Eunhyuk : Yup there’s a couple of hitches but your uncle and I will sort them out.

Ryeowook : All in good time

Heechul : This picture has 260 comments...

Ryeowook : ‎263

Hankyung : ‎265

Heechul : Lol! best one ever...hopefully we don’t add any more people to the family or else we might as well get our own island.

Eunhyuk : IT GROWS XD

Ryeowook : Our family’s complete  

Hankyung : Oooo we should get an island!! - what shall we name it?

Heechul : Lol! I dunno! It’s like naming a child...

Ryeowook : It reallly is...needs to fit...
 

author's note

Update after a while ~

It's finals season in uni so busy busy busy ~

Thanks for reading =D