chapter three

           GET RICH QUICK PLAN

Heechul : I should write a novel about this.

Hankyung : I think selling this plot to a TV station would make more money :P

Eunhyuk : LOL Cho Kyuhyun stay the hell away. Twinnie~ come visit whenever you like we won't mind will we darling wife?

Eunhyuk : CHO KYUHYUN. YOU FREAKIN POLYGAMIST. YOU WERE A MISTAKE. :)

Donghae : You aree SO rudeeeee... eurghhhh. what do you mean 'we all know what’s going on' ... gosh I’m appallllled

Hankyung : Aish ~~~ brothers ~~ what can you really expect from them~~~

Eunhyuk : What you trying to say bro? c'mon tell the family.

Donghae : ANDD NO WE DON’T MIND AT ALL. ANYONE CAN COME AND VISIT EXCEPT THAT VILE 'OTHER' BROTHER IN LAW OF MINE.

Heechul : Hannie...we so should....we can take the profits too...

Kyuhyun : Nah I’ll let Donghae tell ya XD

Hankyung : Umma - (we can keep this a secret - those babos are too caught up in the marriage problem to realise :P)

Eunhyuk : DONGHAE HAS NOTHING TO HIDE YOU SON OF A.....

Kyuhyun : GUN

Donghae : WAIT.... are you talking about writing a book or something?!

Heechul : Definitely...where should we go with the money...wanna take a trip somewhere? I’m close to disowning them...well...re-disowning them...we can bring Siwon...

Donghae : WHATTTTTTTT?!

Eunhyuk : CHO KYUHYUN YOU MAN .
 

Kyuhyun : SHUT-UP YOU CAN'T EVEN HANDLE A SIMPLE MARRIAGE

Hankyung : Keke – let’s go to Hong Kong - shopping heaven ^_^

Donghae : MAN SLAGGGG :D

Donghae : MYSELFF AND MY HUSBAND ARE PERFECTLY HAPPY THANKS VERY MUCH. EVERYONE ELSE CAN STAY OUT OF IT. You’re just jealousss.

Heechul : Oh yeah! we should! we could find husbands....

Kyuhyun : Yeahhh I’m jealous....me with my TWO wives....

Hankyung : But we need to stay in Korea if you're thinking about husbands... :P

Heechul : Oh yeah! I’m finding it difficult between Jay and Hongki...

Donghae : THE FACT YOU'RE DIVORCED SHOWS YOU AREN’T COMMITTED TO ANY RELATIONSHIP.. UNLIKE MYSELF AND MY HUSBAND'S STRONG, DEDICATED MARRIAGE. NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT.

Hankyung : Hmm .. that is difficult  ... would it be weird if my hubby is older than your hubby?

Eunhyuk : AIIIGHT GO WIFEY. I don’t see any of your wives like that eh? YOU MAN SLAG.

Kyuhyun : EXCUSE ME but I am NOT divorced! I can hold TWO relationships that are worth WAY more than your poor excuse for a marriage! you were obviously a mistake Donghae...

Heechul : Hmmm...I approve...no rocky relationships...unlike the rest...THEY’RE ALL MANWHORES!!! GIGOLOS!!! AND MORMONS!!! so who do you think I should pick...Jay or Hongki?

Donghae : A MISTAKE??? HOWW WHEN I SAIDD THE WORDS.. FOR BETTER OR WORSE.. TILL DEATH DO US PART.. YOU’RE JUST A PLAYERR. I WOULDN’T BE SURPRISED IF YOU'RE CHEATING ON 'BOTH' OF THOSE 'WIVES' OF YOURS.. SLEEPING AROUND. you disgust me.

Hankyung : Hmm - new daddy - I would prefer Jay - he's got daddy potential – Hongki’s still a little boy

Eunhyuk : THE HELL CHO KYUHYUN?!

Kyuhyun : =P what are you trying to say? it wasn’t me who made the mistake! I love my wives! it was aaaaalllllll you Donghae!

Eunhyuk : If Jay becomes our dad...well that would be interesting. CHO KYUHYUN INMA! WHAT DID YOU TRY TO DO TO MY WIFE?!

Heechul : Hmmmm...true...but Hongki is more fun...it’s like a book
              me and Jay...romance and cuteness
              me and Hongki....romantic comedy/insanity....
              it’s like Eunhyuk picking between Donghae and Junsu

Eunhyuk : Oh man. That’s an evil choice.

Donghae : I AM JUST.......
               THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE.
               HOWW DAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU.
               RIGHT, HUBBY, WE'RE LEAVING THE COUNTRY. GET AS FARR AWAY FROM THAT 'THING' AS PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE.
               ALL I HAVE DONE IS TRY TO BE THE BEST WIFE I CAN BE, AND HOPEFULLY ACCORDING TO MY HUSBAND, WHO MATTERS THE                  MOST, I HAVE DONE THAT AND WILL CONTINUE TO DO SO.

Eunhyuk : CHO KYUHYUN. YOU ARE NO LONGER MY BROTHER.

Kyuhyun : Whatever. You know what happened. admit it! admit it now! save Eunhyuk the humiliation...

Donghae : I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT I’VE DONE.
               ALL YOU WANT TO DO IS BREAK US UP, AND YOU KNOW WHAT?! IT’S NOT GONNA WORK.

Eunhyuk : CHO KYUHYUN WHAT HAVE YOU DONE. MY WIFE IS INNOCENT. I feel sorry for all those women you call wives.

Donghae : ME TOO...
                THANK YOUU HUSBAND FOR STICKING BY ME.
                I ALWAYS KNEW YOU WOULD :)

Eunhyuk : Of course I would. you're my wife. my other half. :) :) :)

Hankyung : Told you Umma :) - they're too babo too notice what we're doing :P

Hankyung : YAH - I'm your other half!

Eunhyuk :  Twinnie don’t call me a babo. XD

Donghae :  ‎:') :') :')
                Thank you.
                Lets just ignore the people that don’t matter in this world.
                :D

Eunhyuk : Well twinnie you are. But in a romantic sense Donghae, MY WIFE, is my other half. 

author's note

I have come to the conclusion that this story only makes sense when read in one go...

and gosh what was my friend (Donghae) on? all those caps XD

Anyone heard the new SJM album yet??

I'm not going to listen to Swing until the MV comes out but omg totally in love with After 1 Minute!

SJ-M - After one minute

How beautiful is this song?!?

And also it seems Zhou Mi wrote the lyrics to Swing and Fly High ~

Whereas Henry & Noize Bank wrote My love for you ~ it is such a soothing song!

The dance songs are too dubstep though ~ like it's too overbearing 

Can't wait for the MV though! it looks hilarious! and Swing already sounds amazing from the teasers :3

Thanks for reading =D

also let me know what you're thinking while reading this ~ I seriously wonder how crazy this story sounds XD