chapter six

           DOUBLE THE SPOUSE

DOUBLE THE HAPPINESS

Shindong : URRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMLEEMMEEE MAKE THIS CLEAR 8-) IM NOT MARRIED TO KIBUM I ONLY MARRIED HIM FOR THE MONEY 8-) &&&&&& RYEOWOOK & DONGAHE ARE MY KIDS SO PAWS OFF EVERYONE :A

THANKS THANKS ♥... :D

Siwon : Wow 99 notifications :') lmao

Eunhyuk : RYEOWOOK’S MY CHILD MOTHER-IN-LAW. WE ALL KNOW WHAT YOU DID. XD

Siwon : Err...who’s my dad???

Eunhyuk : No-one knows. I'll ask your mother later although I don’t think he knows either. but don’t worry you have your mum :D

Sungmin : Notification guys!!! Chill :)

Hankyung : Siwon ah – sorry I dunno who he is :(

Siwon : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Kyuhyun : Oh my god. I leave for a few hours- A FEW HOURS- and what happens? Speculations are cast about, children are passed from parent to parent...well I’ve HAD ENOUGH. btw what do you think I was trying to get Donghae to admit? and why do you want me to be married to Kibum? why is there an 'it'?

Eunhyuk : Awww Kyuhyun ah~ saranghaeyo!

Kyuhyun : That means nothing to me. how does that answer any of my questions? why do you have an 'it'?

Hankyung : I think Wookie was referring to you .........

Eunhyuk : XD to answer the 2nd question about Kibum....I honestly have no clue. and as you're a man, you’re an it XDDDDD

Kyuhyun : Ohh great. I’m reduced to an it. am I the black sheep of the family?

Eunhyuk : Yes. yes you are XD

Kyuhyun : I’m quite sad actually....all I wanted was a bit of love...

Donghae : I DONT GET ANY OF THIS!...
HUNDREDS OF GOD DAMN NOTIFICATIONS.
STOP. PLEASE. :)
I love you.

Eunhyuk : Eh eh eh?

Kyuhyun : You love me?

Donghae : No. not you, everyone else.

Eunhyuk : LOL awwww Donghae wifey!~

Kyuhyun : Fine then. IM SORRY EVERYONE! better?

Eunhyuk : Heh, no. XD

Kyuhyun : I’m not apologising for being ME. obviously it’s only you guys who seem to have the problem cause my wives love me!

Hankyung : Kyu - a bit of love?? you have two wives! - I would've thought that was enough love …

Kyuhyun : Yeah but you know...you can’t have enough love!

Eunhyuk : Meh well you're not getting mine dude.

Donghae : No one loves you. get over it.

Leeteuk : WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON WITH THIS FAMILY??!!!

Eunhyuk : LOL hi grandma~ wifey, I love you ♥ ♥

Donghae : I love you tooo hubby ♥ grandmother-in-law :) helllooo.. welcomee :D

Leeteuk : Heyyy~~ I love you all too!!

Kyuhyun : Fine...I never wanted you anyway Donghae. I mean, who would?

Eunhyuk : AIGHT. CHO KYUHYUN I HAVE SOME THINGS TO "DISCUSS" WITH YOU.

Donghae : Ohhh it feels good to have such a wonderful grandmother looking after us now :) .. this conversation must calm down now... respectt our elders :D ♥

Kyuhyun : Go ahead. you KNOW who always won in sparring. ME!

Leeteuk : Thank you Donghae ah~!! why can't all of you behave like Donghae does??

Eunhyuk : You know who’s a hell of a lot stronger LITTLE brother. DON'T YOU DISRESPECT MY WIFE LIKE THAT

Kyuhyun : Strength has nothing to do with it! I’m just better. :P

Eunhyuk : You sure as hell aren't.

Kyuhyun : Yup I am. annnd I have the better wife. whichever one you pick, they are better :D haha

Donghae : I feel extremelyyy offended by theeee REMARKS that were made by .... Kyuhyun. It painsss me to say the name.
thankkk you grandmotherr :) ..

Eunhyuk : Hate to tell you this bro but have you got your glasses on really?

Donghae :  :D :D :D :D :D ohh hubbbbby ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Kyuhyun : Yeah and my wives are sooooo much better than yours...and they are committed to the marriage!

Eunhyuk : EXCUSE ME?! wifey ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Donghae : WE ARE COMPLETELY COMMITTED TO THE MARRIAGE. WHAT ARE U TALKINGGGGG ABOUTT.

Hankyung : Well we haven't even heard from them yet ~~ how can be ASSUME they're happy - especially poor Mimi – he’s not even here to say his opinion on the matter ~~

Eunhyuk : THANK YOU. WE'RE TOTALLY DEVOTED.

Eunhyuk : Yup twinnie makes a point. (then again Mimi is in China in the middle of a forest with no bathroom...poor darling)

Kyuhyun : They are happy! we have anniversary parties! you guys can’t cut it!

Donghae : Justttt stoppp talkingg.

Eunhyuk : Ugh that’s sick.... with both wives. and you think that’s acceptable?!

author's note

I FOUND IT!! sorry it was so late but I keep losing the file >_<

Lol I should finish updating all the chapters soon :)

Thanks for reading =D