(Eunhae) Making Donghae mine.
kid!SuperJunior drabbles
That was what Eunhyuk asked himself every single day. Why wasn't Donghae his? They were best friends since the day they were born and had grew up together. But why wasn't Donghae his? Why? Why shouldn't Donghae just hung out with him and no one else? Well, just hung out with their group and not some sissy girls. Deciding to have an answer to this question of his, he went to find the gurus AKA his best friends. they could kill a shark with a purple pointy pineapple without taking off their sunglasses.
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#1 Kim Heechul
He continued fiddling with his sunglasses and Eunhyuk's presence continued to be ignored.
"Hyuuung.. why isn't Donghae mine?"
"Because you're a stupid, little anchovy that's lost in the Pacific ocean even when you have a GPS in your fin."
"I am? Oh..."
"Yes, yes you are. Now shoo, I have to do my manicure now."
#1 Kim Heechul: Failed.
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#2 Park Jungsu (Leeteuk)
Leeteuk tried to tell the boy that Donghae couldn't possibly belong to him only but his words went in from one ear and out from the other.
"Why isn't Donghae mine?"
"Eunhyuk ah, liste-"
"Why isn't he mine?"
"Listen t-"
"Hyung did I do something wrong?"
"Just listen-"
"Did I hurt him so he can't become mine now?"
"Eunhyuk, it's not like th-"
"Aish you're no help hyung, bye."
".........."
#2 Park Jungsu: Failed.
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#3 Kim Youngwoon (Kangin)
"And then.. you do this!" Eunhyuk watched with boredom written all over his face. He came over to Kangin to ask him on how to make Donghae his and that boy's showing him how to arm wrestle. What?
"Hyung..."
"Shush! Observe!"
"I came too-"
"Don't talk!"
"I'm not here to watch-"
"When I say don't talk, don't talk!"
".........."
".......... Eunhyuk? Where are you?"
#3 Kim Youngwoon: Failed.
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#4 Hankyung
Eunhyuk managed to locate his hyung, but he didn't manage to get the answer he wanted.
"Hyung, how can I get Hae to be mine?"
"Pardon?"
"How can I get Hae to be mine and only mine?"
"Huh?"
"Never mind."
"What?"
He totally forgot that Hankyung's Korean was kind of......
#4 Hankyung: Failed.
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#5 Kim Jongwoon (Yesung)
Yesung nodded absent-mindedly and continued to feed Ddangkkoma with lettuces, letting Eunhyuk babble what he came here for.
"So how do I do it?"
"What?"
"How do I do it?"
"Do what?"
"You weren't really listening, were you hyung?"
"No."
"UGH!!!"
"Um.. lettuce?"
#5 Kim Jongwoon: Failed.
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#6 Cho Kyuhyun
Yes, he went this low to ask for help from the maknae himself.
"What do you need my assistance for, Eunhyuk?"
"It's Eunhyuk HYUNG to you, and I need to know how I can make Donghae mine."
"Pfft.. easy."
"You know the answer?!"
"Obviously, yes."
"TELL ME!"
"There's a new video game in the store down the street.."
"Forget it."
"Heh."
#6 Cho Kyuhyun: Failed.
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#7 Choi Siwon
Siwon did not like it, Eunhyuk interrupted him.. when he was PRAYING for God's sake. Sorry Father..
"So um.. what do you need help with, hyung?"
"How to make Donghae mine."
"Excuse me?"
"HOW TO MAKE DONGHAE MINE!"
"No need to shout.. there's only one solution to this."
"It doesn't involve video games, does it?"
"Nope."
"Then what?"
"Pray to God, hyung."
".........."
#7 Choi Siwon: Failed.
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#8 Kim Kibum
Goody, the boy was in the library like he had suspected!
"Hey Kibum, do you have any ideas how I can make Donghae mine?"
".........."
"Kibum?"
".........."
"What the heck. Kim Kibum!"
".........."
"Aish....."
".........."
#8 Kim Kibum: Failed.
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#9 Shin Donghee (Shindong)
He had to use up some of his pocket money to bribe Shindong into it, but it was worth it.... was it?
"So.. how do I do that?"
"Treat him some ramen."
"That's it?"
"No."
"What else?"
"Ice cream, burgers, hot dog, coke, spaghetti and meat-"
"I get it."
#9 Shin Donghee: Failed.
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#10 Henry Lau
Henry was intrigued when Eunhyuk asked him for his help, he never did that before.
"So what do you need help with, hyung?"
"I need to know how I can make Donghae mine."
For no reason, Henry got all worked up at the answer.
"Wow that's so cute!"
"I kno- wait, what?"
"Apples are red, hyung!"
"Apples? Who said anything about apples?"
"The bananas did!"
"..........?"
#10 Henry Lau: Failed.
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#11 Zhou Mi
This boy wasn't even at home, he was out shopping.
#11 Zhou Mi: Failed.
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#12 Kim Ryeowook
He can't ask him! He was with Donghae! Ugh! But he was happy to see Donghae though.. and jealous.
#12 Kim Ryeowook: Failed.
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#13 Lee Sungmin
Sungmin hugged his bunny closer to his chest and listened attentively to what Eunhyuk had to say.
"I want to make him mine."
"AJRGREGEH!!"
"??????????"
"That's so cute! I wish Kyunnie would do that.."
"........."
"But he's not that type of person.."
"Um.."
"He only cares for his video games.."
"Er...."
"I live such a sad life.."
"........ gotta go, bye!"
#13 Lee Sungmin: Failed.
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He had asked every one of his friends.. and no one knew the answer. That's it, he gave up. Eunhyuk threw his notebook on the floor and flopped down onto his bed. As he was about to fall asleep, his mother called from downstairs saying that he had a visitor. Lazily, he dragged his feet downstairs and was surprised when he saw Donghae sitting on the sofa. "Hyukkie! Why didn't you ask me the question?" Donghae was sad, his best friend had ignored him for the last few days. "Um.. what question?" Eunhyuk knew exactly what Donghae was talking about, but he wanted to play dumb. "How to make me yours!" Donghae pouted even more, darn those lips were so... ugh. "Erm... I'm sorry, okay?" Eunhyuk apologized. Even though the apology was short, but it was enough to make Donghae happy. "It's okay Hyukkie! I think I have the answer to your question.. I am already yours!" Eunhyuk was the happiest boy alive.
(I know I'm supposed to write about Zhoury first.. but I just had to.. xD)
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