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When seeing Chaerin come towards him,  Luhan frantically sticks his hand out to keep her at arm length apart from him, but Chaerin didn't catch his sudden hand gesture quick enough and stops at the most awkward position for him to be in.

With his hands on her .

It was so awkward he stood frozen in time, hoping  not moving will help him not get caught in a situation of having  to explain to her for why he's touching her nicely shaped firmed that he couldn't help but .

Chaerin raised a skeptical brow, making him believed that he had gravely disturbed her with his actions but for some strange reason he still couldn't move his hands away from her

A moment of silence that ended when he d her , again  which made her instinctively smack his hand away. Dog feces. At this rate he will have to admit being a ert.

"I'm sorry. I'm so sorry." Luhan excessively rubs the palm of his hands together, showing remorse for his actions. "I'm really sorry."

"Don't be. It's okay." Chaerin nonchalantly smiled.                

Luhan jaw dropped. His heart clenched on him, he doesn't know whether to feel relieved for not making her angry or feel anxiety for not making her angry.

He did copped a feel of her . Is he missing something here? He sighed.  'I forgot I'm a girl in her eyes'.

Chaerin tilts her head as she watches his face turn dull. "...Do you want to call me Oppa?" She said trying to spark a lively reaction from him, laughing at her own knowledge of knowing some of her female fans would prefer to call her Oppa to overcome their lesbian desires they have for her.

Luhan choked out a weak laugh. This night was just full of surprises. More like she's full of surprises.

 

***

 

On the other side of the bush,

Chanyeol goes through an inner struggle as he can't decide to keep filming the remarkable sight before him or to put the camcorder down so he can use his hands to cover up a hoarse fanboy-like squeal that's urging to come out of him.

 

The sound of  a dozen pigs being slaughtered came out.

 

"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!" Baekhyun shivers and had a look of disbelief. He couldn't believe the horrifying sound that came out of Chanyeol's mouth.   

Chanyeol clears his throat and stood up, looking over the bush to see Baekhyun staring at him and then looks pass his shoulder to see Luhan and Chaerin were gone. "When did you get here?"

"Right when you made that weird sound. Seriously, what the hell was that?!" Baekhyun demanded answers.

"Did you see CL-sunbaenim?" Chanyeol had no intentions of answering, turns off the camcorder to save batteries.  

"...No."

"Then they must have went that way. Let's go!" Chanyeol rushed but didn't move when he saw Kris glaring at him with Tao standing near. "What's wrong, Hyung?"

"As much as I find this fun we need to keep some things into consideration. We're near the harbor that means the fish markets  are going to open soon. People will be out and  someone is bound to recognize us. You guys already know that it takes one person to call an entire army to follow us.  Chanyeol you can't separate from us like how you did earlier. Together as one, we need to find Luhan and go back to the dorms." Kris huffs, straightens up his jacket.

"I understand Hyung but how exactly are we going to do that though? If 2NE1's leader sees us she is most likely going to runaway with Luhan-Hyung again or worst bring out her pepper spray." Chanyeol chuckled when the sudden image of Luhan touching Chaerin's came to his mind.  "And I got a feeling Luhan-Hyung wants to spend more time with her."

"Be serious when you talk." Kris scolded. "But you make a good point about the pepper spray. We have to be careful when we approach her." 

"I don't mean to interrupt but..." Tao takes the heavy backpack off  his shoulders."I need someone to help me carry this.." He groans and began massaging his own shoulders.

"Here, I'll lighten the load for you." Baekhyun takes the backpack and s it. He takes out a few items from the bag, a wig that particularly caught Chanyeol's attention.

"You know Baekhyun-Hyung is the only one that hasn't been seen by CL-sunbaenim." Chanyeol stated. "Maybe if we dress him up as a girl-"

"That's where I stop you." Baekhyun scoffed and stops the unpacking of Tao's backpack.  "Why do I have to dress up as a girl? If she hasn't seen me I could just go as myself. Out of all three of you I look the less threatening. Just look at my sweet smile."

"Your smile will look sweeter as a girl." Chanyeol argued.

"You look like Yoda." Baekhyun argued back.

"You look like a girl."

"Yah!"

"We're wasting time you two!" Kris complained.

 

***



Standing side by side each other, Luhan subconsciously smiles wide when he saw Chaerin yawned ever so cutely and as if he caught her yawning virus he couldn't help but yawn himself.

"Tired?" Chaerin asked, interlocking their arm together.

"Mhm." Luhan slightly nodded. He didn't pull away from her because seeing the goose bumps on her arms he knew she was cold and he couldn't simply take off his jacket for her as his arm muscles might reveal that he's a man and not a girl that she thinks he is so all he could do for her is pull her closer to his side and warm a little instead of not warming her at all.

"No one's picking up." Chaerin slams the phone back on the holder of the payphone,  "Do you have anyone you would like to call?"

"...Not really." Luhan shook his head. Well, he could call someone but he chose not to because he felt like he needed to stay by Chaerin's side or else she'll be alone.

"How far do you live? Maybe we can walk." She suggested.

"I don't live around here at all...Sorry." He said in an apologetic tone.

"Why are you out here alone then?" She blinked curiously but wasn't really looking for an answer.

Luhan brows rose at her question, feeling somewhat satisfied over the fact that he now has  'another' reason to stay with her. "Actually that's something I would like to ask you, uhhm, Unnie. Why are you out here alone and in this part of town, no less?" He wanted to know the answer.  "Compared to you and me you're the one that's in more of a vulnerable situation. Don't you know this!" He raised his voice after not receiving an answer from her and the more he thought about the things she did earlier was making him upset.

"Those shoes you're wearing only makes you taller not bigger or stronger. It was better thinking you were a psycho instead of being a foolish girl. What were you thinking when you attacked a bunch of strangers, strangers that you don't even recognize!" He was upset at her carelessness and at the same time upset that she couldn't recognize the EXO members she came across before on music programs. It wasn't long ago since he was promoting a song with his group.  He knows he looks like  a girl but how can she not recognize the other EXO members at all?

Chaerin calm expression dimmed, "Why are you acting like this so suddenly? So strange..." She pulls her arm away from him, feeling the intensity he exuded. "Then again I don't really know you. I don't even know your name."

"The name is Luhan. Luhan." He said in an almost rude tone, showing his grumpiness from lack of sleep.

"Well, Luhan." The name didn't alarm her at all, not even questioning if the name should belong to a boy. She still didn't know who he really was and that was due to her only putting  attention on her own group, 2NE1 and she wasn't one to judge on choices of names. "I'm not dense. I don't go walking around the streets alone looking to fight crime because I think I'm invincible. I know my limits that's why I kicked and used this stupid pepper spray at the right time." She took the pepper spray out from her pocket and angrily throws it on the ground. "I saved you didn't I?"

Luhan sighed regretting his choice of words. "I didn't mean to anger you. Now if you could please...let me hold you. It's cold and I don't want you to-"

"Technically I wasn't going to be alone." She said in a soft whisper.

"What?"

"Technically I wasn't going to be alone. I was to meet my boyfriend today but because of his busy schedules he canceled on me the last minute. I entrust you to keep this a secret, keep all this a secret." She looked  straight into his eyes.

Luhan breathed in and out, forming small clouds with the cold air surrounding him. "Another surprise, heh...Your secret is safe with me." He looked away and softly bangs himself on the chest with his fist, "I'm really tired." He blames his erratic heartbeat on the lack of sleep.

 

***

 

The four that stood far and watched.

"Why am I doing this?" Baekhyun asked in utter confusion.  "Aish I should have gone with Suho-Hyung and his swiping card instead I'm here."

"You shouldn't talk so much. Your lipstick will smear." Tao awkwardly moved his hand up and down from Baekhyun's face, hesitating whether to add more makeup.

"You shouldn't talk so much. Your lipstick will smear." Baekhyun mockingly teased Tao.

"That's enough. That's enough." Kris patted Tao's back, gesturing him to stop with the makeup.  "Go and get Luhan back." He demanded Baekhyun.

"Wait, wait. Let me adjust the view on this." Chanyeol fiddles with the camcorder.

"They're moving again." Kris pushed Baekhyun from behind while roughly nudging Chanyeol at the same time, making the camcorder fall from his hands.

"Ottoke." Baekhyun jogged after Luhan and Chaerin.

Chanyeol watched Baekhyun jogged off. "His backside would have been a good shot." He sighed in disappointment, picks up the camcorder.

'Get him later.' Kris said silently to Tao and Tao nods in response. The two plan to take away Chanyeol's beloved camcorder when this night is all over.

 

***

 

"I'm sure the store clerk will help us call for a cab." Chaerin swings the door open and walks inside a 24 hour convenience store.

Luhan walks inside and moves in front of her, placing his hands over her shoulders. "You go sit down and rest. I'll call for the cab."

"Will you." Chaerin smiles.

"Yeah, Oppa" Luhan joked, smiles back, and looks at her lovingly. He then naturally raises his hand to her hair. Chaerin places her hand over the back of his hand, gesturing him to stop. "I better go make that call now, Oppa~" He lets out a snort before lowering his hands on his sides, trying not to kill anymore time.

"Yeah, you should." She lets out a small chuckle and then goes to seat herself on a high chair in front of the window.

"Kamsamnida." Luhan bowed in gratitude as the store clerk was nice enough to lend him the store phone and giving him a number for a cab. He presses the phone against his ear, waiting for the phone call to go through and when it made it through he looks down at the counter, missing the chance to see Baekhyun walk inside  "Hello, I would like your service for a long travel please..."

 

"What is this situation?" Baekhyun asked himself when he overheard Luhan talking on the phone. He sneaks up behind Luhan and whispers softly. "You're going on a long travel with your girlfriend?"

Luhan looked over his shoulder and gasped in shock upon seeing Baekhyun with a wig  on and wearing female attire. "Why are you..." He fully turns around to face Baekhyun and then looked pass him to check if Chaerin was watching them. Luckily she had her head rested on the counter and she appeared to be sleeping. "You can't be here." He said in a low voice before shoving Baekhyun away.  

Baekhyun stumbles sideways with a look of disbelief on his face. "Don't be like this, especially when I'm going out of my way to get you back!"

"Shhhhh." Luhan puts his hand over Baekhyun lips. "Be quiet."

"Is there a problem?" The clerk wrinkled body tensed up. "Girls shouldn't be like this."

"I know I know and there's no problem, Ahjussi." Luhan faked a smile before roughly pulling Baekhyun by the arm in one of the aisle to keep hidden from the clerk and Chaerin.

"Wae? Are you embarrassed of me?" Baekhyun asked in a half serious half joking tone while looking around for Chaerin. "Don't worry, Hyung  if CL haven't figured out your a man yet what makes you think she'll discover I'm a man. Is she not here? Aish, don't tell me I dressed up like a girl for no reason."

"Stop talking." Luhan lightly smacked Baekhyun on the shoulder. "Leave. I'll find my own way back to the dorms and I'll deal with the consequences later, okay. So leave already." He pushes Baekhyun but he doesn't budge.

"...You-you aren't actually comfortable like this, are you?" Baekhyun squeezed Luhan's padded bra, wondering if the deer eyed Hyung actually likes being a girl.

"Of course not." Luhan smacks his hand away. "You don't know how much I want to desperately get out of these tights." He scratches himself on the leg.

"Then why are you continuing with this?" Baekhyun didn't wait for an answer when he spotted Chaerin near the window. "There she is." He walked out of the aisle. "So she's sleeping, huh." 

"Yah, yah don't go near her."  Luhan meant to grab a fist full of Bakehyun's shirt but mistakenly grabs his wig instead and pulled it off of him.

Baekhyun looked at the wig in Luhan's hand with his jaw dropped. "How could you..."

"I'll put it back on. I'll put it back on." Luhan quickly soothed out the hair on the wig and attempted to put it back on Baekhyun's head but as soon as Luhan was inches apart from touching Baekhyun's head, Baekhyun pulls the wig off Luhan's head, making them both wig-less.

 

Meanwhile the sounds they were making woke Chaerin up. She lifts her head up and slowly open her heavy eyelids. She blinks several times to adjust her vision to the lights. "I can't believe I fell asleep-" She suddenly gasped and her body jerked backwards causing herself to fall from the high chair she sat in.

The loud thud she created from her fall put Luhan in a panic. He quickly pushed passed Baekhyun to get to Chaerin.

"Wait." Baekhyun tries to stop him but it was too late. "...Your wig."

Seeing Chaerin on the ground, Luhan was about to kneel down and help her up until he saw through the window; Chanyeol with the camcorder in his hand with Tao and Kris trying take the camcorder and pull him away from the window at the same time. Luhan knew those three must have gave Chaerin a shock and caused her to fall from the chair. He desperately tries to shoo them away, hoping they won't stir anymore unwanted emotions inside her.

"I think she's really hurt!" Baekhyun loud voice not only got the attention of Luhan but the other members that are outside whom all rushed inside the store to see Chaerin struggling to push herself up off the ground.

Luhan hurriedly kneels down beside Chaerin and carefully pulls her up in a sitting position. "Are you hurt?" He asked her.

"...My right arm. I think I sprained it when I fell." A painful groan escaped from Chaerin lips and when she moved her arm a loud groan came out. She was in pain.

Her pain caused Luhan to be in an even more state of panic,  causing him to break into his native language,  looking at Kris and telling him to do something to help him help her and when Kris replied back in Chinese it wasn't hard to see the connection between the two.

They knew each other and Chaerin was just realizing that now.  She looks at Luhan to ask for explanation but her lips sealed tight when she saw his his short reddish honey colored hair compared to his long angelic hair she saw him have a moment ago. 'What is going on?'

 

In the midst of her confusion, Chanyeol broke down into tears. He felt deeply apologetic for scaring Chaerin and indirectly causing her to sprain her arm.  "Please forgive me!" He begged.

"IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BUY ANYTHING, YOU KIDS SHOULDN'T FILM IN HERE . GET OUT!" The old clerk shouted.

"F-film?" Tao just barely notice he has the camcorder in his hand and is in perfect view of the clerk. "Oh."

To make things worst, much worst, Baekhyun thought while everyone is distracted and his meeting with Chaerin didn't actually happen yet that it would be a good idea  to show  his usual and normal appearance but he failed as he struggles to put  his jean pants over the floral skirt he's currently wearing, accidentally ramming his into the store shelf causing all the stocked items on it to scatter on the floor. "Oops." He zipped up his pants while everyone stares in shock.

"I'm going crazy." Chaerin said under her breath.

Luhan heaves a sigh and rest his forehead on Chaerin's shoulder. "Me too." He said under his breath.

"Luhan, don't touch me...ever again."  With Chaerin's words stinging at Luhan's heart, the moment he raised his head and saw her looking at him with a scornful expression was the moment the sun came out.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A/N:

I thought this was going to be a two shot but I guess I have more to write. I hope that's not a problem. o.O   Thank you for reading.

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2nexo2nexo #1
Chapter 6: update!!! Pretty please with a cherry on TOP
irresistiblesky #2
Chapter 6: This story is so much fun to read! Can't wait for your next update!
adine1245
#3
Chapter 6: yayyyy please update more often authornim!!!
miicodin
#4
Chapter 6: Omg!! I missed this so much!!! I was loosing hope that this would be in the forgotten pile of good fics, so glad you updated again!

Poor rinnie!! Omg. This was total Chaos. Lol. Loving Lay and his weirdness. Poor suho. Tao should learn some tricks from Chaerin. And JONG SUK IS FINALLY HERE! OMG. I wonder what their reaction would be!!! Still on team Luhan though. I wonder why miseok was hiding. Do they know each other? Or he just didn't want to show his face to the 2ne1's leadet because of the mayhem that has just occured.

Anyways thanks for the update! like always, I loved it!
ABCD123efg #5
Chapter 3: Lol im inlove with this
Hawaiiunnie
#6
Chapter 5: I didn't expect this story to be so entertaining! I'm glad i came across your story, i'm always laughing in every chapter . Good job!!
Biszkopcik123 #7
Author please update soon! I like this story so much! >.< and pretty please can you do more Chaerin and Luhan moment ^.^
littletea
#8
Chapter 5: chaerin has an bf and it's lee jongsuk!!!! gosh! i cant even decide to love him or hate him aigooooo.. well hope he's not too bad lol.. adding more pretty boys here me likeeeeyyy~ and lololol she's glued to exo xD kyahahahah i imagine what a shock of a life it would be for suho but i wonder if he will even be shocked lol.. a very handful events for chaerin indeed hahahahahah.. xD tao moment was soooo funnyyy and i dont know who i should ship my chaerin with in this story.. cant she just have them all? hahahaha xp
seemstobeadream #9
Chapter 5: That was so funny !!!! And Jongsuk ? Woahhhhhhh, nice choice !!! Thanks for the update <3