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KJYxSE (Feb 4, 2014 17:56:52) says
Who likes bubble tea more? 

Chen: Bubble tea~! Well, when it comes to this drink.. you really gotta ask the HunHan couple. /calls for Luhan and Sehun/

Sehun: /glances at Chen and emotionlessly stares/ Yes?

Luhan: Yah, Oh Sehun! You better look more interested in Jongdae alright? If not, our bubble tea dates are cancelled! For good!

Sehun: /panics when he hears the words 'bubble tea' and 'dates'/ I, I.. /closes eyes and exhales/ For the love of bubble tea and to spend more time with Xiaolu... /opens eyes and gives a smile/ yes, my dearest member Kim Jongdae, what can I do for you?

Chen: Amongst the two of you, who likes bubble tea more?

Sehun: /outbursts/ I LOVE BUBBLE TEAAAAA!!!

Luhan: To be honest... I'm not a huge fan, I just go because Sehun loves it--

(cues gif! I hope you guys can see it!)

Chen: /sighs/ The things they do for love~ Anyway, to answer, I guess Sehun likes bubble tea more but he might love a certain deer even more than he likes bubble tea /winks/

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jongstal4eva (Feb 4, 2014 18:10:27) says:

Q: Hunhan or Sekai 

Chen: Seems like our maknae Sehun is pretty popular amongst the questions.. well... /calls for Luhan, Sehun and Kai/

Sehun: What do you want again, Jongdae hyung?!

Luhan and Kai: Don't be rude to ChenChen! /whacks Sehun's arms/

Sehun: /chants/ I can do this, I can do this!

Chen: So.. Sehun, do you prefer hanging out with Luhan or Jongin?

Sehun: /looks at both Luhan and Kai and mumbles/ Well imagine, you have to choose between a really pretty, endearing friend of yours that you might have a slight crush on and a retarded and dorky friend of yours who is more or less your brother, who will you choose, hyung?

Chen: /blinks/ Well, that's different.. Both are of different categories and I can't choose between the both of them. It's like asking you to choose between your brother or your lover.

Sehun: /nods/ Exactly my point.

Chen: O-Oh....... I see I see....... WAIT! DO YOU MEAN YOU FIND KIM JONGIN PRETTY AND ENDEARING?!

Sehun: ... /face-palms/

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amity- (Feb 4, 2014 19:45:39) says :

fics or love trangles? 

Chen: /evilly laughs/ I would say.. /looks around the dorm where the members are once again, reading fanfics/ they like fics WITH love triangles between 3 of our members in them /smirks and stares at Sehun wanting to gnaw Xiumin up and Tao whining to Kris about how Lay isn't as beautiful as him and Baekhyun kicking up a big fuss over 10080 and refusing to talk to Kyungsoo or Chanyeol/

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dess2510 (Feb 4, 2014 21:56:35) says:
Q: Has Kaisoo ever done the dirty in Kyungsoo's kitchen?? 

Chen: /bursts out laughing/ Well to define dirty, I will just take it that you are talking about yEHET /coughs/ Well.. spy mission, let's head to the kitchen which belongs to the Soo of Kaisoo! /creeps to the kitchen/

D.O: I'm warning you!

Kai: Hyung.. Kyungsoo hyung, please. Just this once! This once!

D.O: Never! Especially not in my kitchen!

Kai: N-Not even once..?

D.O: Nope!

Kai: Please? Pretty please, I will do a lipswipe for you and dance every night if you want me to! I promise!

D.O: ... Okay only for this one time. Come here.

/feet shuffling/

Kai: N-N-Nghnn.. K-Kyungsoo hyung... I--I... Y-YES! There! F-Feels so damn good.. Can't believe you are such a girl at night when wow, m-more! Harder! S-So strong in your kitchen huh..

Chen: /screams and runs off/ Well I guess, they really DO the dirty in the kitchen /laughs hysterically/

D.O: /blinks/ what is wrong with Jongdae-- Anyway, are your bruises better Jongin?

Kai: Mm, thanks for the massage Kyungsoo hyung!

(( TROLLEDDD! :'D ))

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xoxosweetkitty16 (Feb 5, 2014 19:49:41) says:
Q: Is Taoris real? 

Chen: Well well, I guess we have to ask the main characters then.. /calls for Tao and Kris/

Tao: Duizhang! Buy me that!! And that!! Woah, GUCCI! Duizhang!!!! 

Kris: /rolls eyes/ Huang Zitao, I will only buy you that if you promise me to be an obedient little girl and stop whining!

Tao: I-I'm not a girl!! I'm a manly man who does wushu!

Kris: Says the one in bed-- /gets whacked by Tao/ A-Ah Ah I get it!

Tao: Make fun of me once again and we are over!

Chen: /gets ignored by the overwhelming Taoris/ Well.. I guess it's pretty obvious---

 

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lee_eunsook
#1
Thank you for this ♥♥♥
iMaTrOllnIMpRoUD
#2
Chapter 2: CHEN XD OMFG JUST SHATP XDDD
KJYxSE #3
Chapter 2: Hi again! I have another question, just a simple random one actually and it's for Chen..

Q: How are you coping with the other member's behaviour, Chen?
CakePop33 #4
Chapter 2: Hey uhmmm just wondering…

Q: Who does Luhan like better, Sehun or Xuimin?
dess2510
#5
Chapter 2: First of all, thank you Chen for doing this for us!!! Second, I swear I'm about to die in class this is too funny xD

Q: How does Suho put up with all the members' ? Seriously, I feel bad for the old man. xD
elenaakira #6
Chapter 2: This is the best omg xD
Q: not really a question but, can you do like, a day in chen's life? (Also please cAN BAEK STAHP IGNORING CHANYEOL? 10080 HURT MY BAEKYEOL FEELS ENOUGH OMG ;_;)
But now i have a real question for chen!!! What are your thoughts on 10080?
(I have a lot of feels ok)
xoxosweetkitty16 #7
Chapter 2: LOL it was great <3

Q: Krisyeol or Taoris?
xoxosweetkitty16 #8
Chapter 1: oh my god this is so funny

Q: Is Taoris real?
dess2510
#9
Chapter 1: Oh my geez that was hilarious! Chen or should I say "Jongdae kitty" got caught xD

Q: Has Kaisoo ever done the dirty in Kyungsoo's kitchen??