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deathcease (Feb 3, 2014 20:21:57) says: x
Do EXO members read fanfiction?
Chen: Fanfiction.. ah! Well, fans used to send us stories written about us and it was interesting to read at first. In most stories, it's either a love story with a love triangle between a poor, bullied but absolutely gorgeous and beautiful girl and two of our members or it would be about an arranged marriage between one fiesty independent woman with one of our members who is cocky and mean and blah. It was alright to read at first but they started to write stories about our members with each other and that, is really interesting. There are even dirty scenarios like--
Baekhyun: /throws his phone onto the floor and starts crying very loudly and Chen raises his eyebrow/ 1--1--10080... C-Chanyeollie, I... /continues crying/
[in case you were wondering what 10080 is, http://exobubz.livejournal.com/tag/10080]
Chen: What stupid numbers are you spouting Baek?!
Baekhyun: S-Stupid Kyungsoo.. Stupid Chanyeol.. Cheater.. Binary Code.. Fanfic.. M-My Baekyeol feels...
Chen: Never mind him, he gets very weird--
Sehun: /takes his iPad and goes to the couch, / U-Unf, L-Lu hyung.. L-Lu ge...
Chen: /blinks/ W-Wha--?
Sehun: X-Xiaolu... /scrolls down/ yEHET!
Chen: Okay now this is getting a little weird--
Kai: What?! I DO NOT BOTTOM FOR ANYONE! This is utter rubbish! Luhan being the top? /grumbles and takes his laptop around, reading furiously/ Ah! At least this one says I'm going to top Kyungsoo hyung!
Luhan: What's a top, Jongin? Is it a cake? Is it t-the cool guy from Big Bang? What's everyone reading? SHARE SHARE SHARE!
Chen: /blinks again and looks at all the members reading intensely on their phones, tablets and computers/ Well.. I guess, our members do read fanfics and to be more exact, fanfics. /rubs hands together gleefully/ Blackmail!
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dess2510 (Feb 4, 2014 06:52:21) says: x
Do the members have any es? ;D
Chen: --
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1.a form of ual desire in which gratification is linked to an abnormal degree to a particular object, item of clothing, part of the body, etc.
Chen: /spits out water and blinks rapidly/ O-Of course I-I don't h-have any f--- /reads question again and heaves a sigh of relief/ Oh the other members, well well~ Let's go check them out at night!
~While everyone is 'sleeping', Chen sneaks out to each of the bedrooms~
Lay: /whispers to self/ I hope no one catches me... /goes to steal Suho's V-line white t-shirt and sniffs it, sighing happily/
Luhan: /whimpers/ d-daddy, where a-a-are you..? I-I can't fit into the diapers.. P-Please help me..? D-Daddy? S-Sehunnie? Xiuminnie?
D.O: I hate you Kim Jongin. I h-hate y-you.. O-Oppa. This stupid tight dress. UGH!
Tao: /whines/ Duizhang!! Stop tying me up! T-This is embarrassing...
Chen: /laughs uncontrollably/ I guess these are the es of the members. Such weirdos--
Xiumin: Jongdae kitty~ Come here and let Master pet you~~~
Chen: ... /speechless/
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