What am I doing with my life?

No honestly.

I’m pushing 25, still living with my parents, and wasted my college education on a degree in Philosophy. I always thought I would be able to find some sort of job that required that degree, though.

Historian.

Sociologist.

Hell, right about now I would take elementary school guidance counselor.

New York is such an awful place to find a job in.

Screw you Jay-Z, dreams are not made here.

Only ty schools, and ty people, that convince you to get ty degrees when you should’ve just kept on with cosmetology.

My life isn’t all bad.

Who the am I kidding?