Your reading this right now, correct?

Good.

I assumed you were.

Now...

I'm going to tell you story about how Oh Sehun, the maknae of EXO, ruined your life.

You were sitting while staring at your computer. Tumblr was the website you were on. You scrolled through wishing to be tumblr famous when you started scrolling through EXO posts.

You choked as the beautiful men appeared on your screen. Your bias, [insert anyone but Sehun's name], was looking fabulous as ever.

You weeped as you reblogged everything he was in. "WhY aRE YoU SO hOT?!?!?" You screamed at your computer. You keyboard smashed as you continued to reblog.

Then out of no where, your door flung open. Sehun sassily pranced in and posed. He smirked at you, "I'm your bias now~" He then walked out twirling his fingers around like a fairy of some sort.

You blinked. "OH SEHUN, YOU !" You cried out as you typed in the Sehun tag and began reblogging everything. 

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-Jessie