The Dress
The Series of Unfortunate EventsSuho walked into the living room only to be knocked in the head by waves of sound.
Some of the members were arguing again.
The leader didn't know if he really wanted to know about what though.
"It's black and blue!"
He sighed and cursed God for putting him in an annoying boy band.
"You're wrong, you idiot! It's white and gold!" Baekhyun yelled at the enraged Chanyeol.
Sehun was watching the action from behind the couch, while Kyungsoo ignored them completely looking at his phone.
"No, it's black and blue! You're blind!"
"WHITE AND GOLD, YOU ASSHAT!"
"BLACK AND BLUE, YOU FACE!"
Sehun interrupted them shouting, "It's ugly so it doesn't matter!"
They both turned to him and yelled their thoughts. The maknae hid behind Kyungsoo who sighed annoyed.
He turned to the two loud idiots and yelled, "It's ing all black, now shut up!"
Suho came rushing in to pull the two members apart, "GUYS! WE ARE ONE! PLEASE STOP FIGHTING!"
Chanyeol pushed him off, "What color is the dress to you, hyung?"
"What dress? What?"
Baekhyun pulled out his phone to show him a picture of it. He looked at the two confused.
"You're fighting over a dress color?"
"What color is it?" Baekhyun whined.
"White and gold?"
Baekhyun turned to the giant making his phone fly out of his hand, "HAH! IN YOUR FACE, YOU BIG JERK!"
"IT'S STILL BLACK AND BLUE! YOU'RE BOTH JUST BLIND!"
Suho backed away slowly and leaned over to Kyungsoo.
"Why is this-"
"WHITE AND GOLD!"
"Happening?"
"BLACK AND BLUE, YOU SOGGY PIECE OF BREAD!"
Kyungsoo sighed, "Some dress went viral because-"
"WHITE AND GOLD, YOU MOIST BANANA!"
"-people see it differently. Half of the world is arguing right now."
"YOU DIRTY SOCK!"
"Oh-"
"DRIED RADISH!!!"
Sehun frowned his infamous frown, "It's ugly anyway though so why does it matter?"
"SLIMEY GOOSE!!!!!!"
"It doesn't."
Suho sighed until he heard a bang. He looked up to see Chanyeol had pinned Baekhyun against the wall, and they were now making out intensely.
"GUYS! PDA!" He screeched and covered the youngest's eyes.
Why was being the leader so hard??
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So what do you see it as?
Lmao
I see it as white and gold.
Sarah sees it as black and blue.
ps. this is based off a post from IG that @xiuminsboner posted.
-Jessie
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