Winnie her son’s face gingerly. Naruto had drifted off to sleep during one of the family’s anime marathon nights, and for half of it she had to keep her squeals and nose bleeds in check to keep him that way. Winnie sighed dreamily as she receded from her son’s bedroom and thought of the dose of hot, half- men she’d just received.

            “I don’t understand why you still drool over those guys when you have me.” A sultry voice came from behind her and Winnie turned to see Usui with his arms crossed. She averted his intense gaze and blushed.

            “But they’re hot!” She defended.

            Usui clenched and unclenched his jaw before shaking his head. “This won’t do.” In just three strides, he closed the distance between the two of them and lifted his wife up, bridal style. A shy smile stretched across her face as she wrapped her arms around his neck. He proceeded to their shared bedroom and closed the door carefully with his foot. A thump was heard when he threw her on the bed and two seconds later, the door’s lock clicked into place.

            Usui turned to look at his wife and smirked mischievously. He was going to have so much fun.

            That night, the usual silence was broken by muffled screams and groans until the sun peeked out from behind the horizon.

            And nine months later, another son was born: Sasuke.