y time~

ANTI-SOCIAL LEVEL : EXO

Potatobunnychips <3

Ohh, my boy, ohhh my boy baybeh~

KIMCHI SOUP IS DELISH

How's my potatobunnychips?

I'm fine, nationalbunnybank.

I missed your cash register..

... if you know what I mean. ;)

ODG

ARE YOU HITTING ON ME?

HAHAHA

Well, I missed your...

sour cream. ;)

Ooooh, that's hot.

Want me to spread it all over you?

*DIES*

LAY

YES PLS

NO 

MUST. STOP.

IT'S TOO EARLY IN THE MORNING FOR THIS

If I could just see you today..

and insert the code to your safety deposit box..

.... if you know what I mean.. ;)

Ooh baby give it to me~ oh baby give it to me

ha

hA

Ha

HaHuwaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Have you been practicing the dance we're gonna do together privately baby?

Of course, baby.

I can't wait for our schedule to be gone not around any longer

so I can do it with you

O.O

the dance I mean..

or not.

Hihihi

You are such a flirt, suho baby.

I can imagine you feeling me up, Hyuho~ 

... if you know what I mean.

Yes I do, Layseung.. ;)

Can't wait to start..

loving youououououou~

YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU~

Baby?

Lay baby?

Why didn't you reply?

What? I did reply. O.O

I told you that you and I together would be babymaker.

... if you know what I mean ;) 

Instead of troublemaker... get it? ;)

No you didn't. o.o

Oh, Layseung~

Yes, I did Hyuho~.

Oh , baby. We're in trouble.

I think we only have now. literally.

WAT

tell me na-naw

..... and Sehun can never look at Lay the same way again.

 
"YOU ING UNICORN. THIS DEER IS GONNA CUT YOU. WHAT DID YOU SEND MY SEHUNNIE? IT'S 10 IN THE ING MORNING AND YOU TEXT ABOUT ING BABYMAKERS?! "
 
 

 

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xiu_mine
#1
Chapter 2: Fudge! I can't laugh properly.. it's too quiet where I am and if I laugh out loud I'll look like an idiot.. trolling Chen is the best! Poor jongin..
xiu_mine
#2
Chapter 1: Lol at Tao texting like some weirdo. But I am giddy with the aegyo that panda is attacking the dragon with. Look at Kris agreeing to buy him Gucci! Sooo cute!
yoshiberri #3
Chapter 7: THIS FANFIC IS BEAUTIFUL
dess2510
#4
Chapter 7: Hahaha Suho loves his baby too much x3