^{Kris Gege ≥ Gucci}

^{Tao where are you?}

^{I em in ur heart guhguh}

^{Tao why the hell are you texting like that?}

^{Bc ilysm}

^{no jk guhguh}

^{u no teach me engrish}

^{engrish is soooo impotan tu mi}

^{but i don hv tym tu studi engrish}

^{First of all Tap, it's english not engrish}

^{hu dafuq is tap guhguh}

^{r u cheeting on mi}

^{wid dat ghei ais crim in yuman form}

^{omg i thot he waz wid gd}

^{let mi creyyy~}

^Tao**

^dammit

^{I'm not cheating on you, why would you even think that?}

^{Guhguh i don u anymoer}

^{nd u didn evn shawo wid mi}

^{? now, Tao we can talk about this, you know. I mean, we can always work this out.}

^Trust**

^{omg guhguh} 

^{wat wer u evn thinkin}

^{u er, giyant walkin peaz ov hair}

^{What? Peaz? ooooooh, I want some green peas} 

^{guhguh u r so dumb}

^{i h8 u ryt nao}

^{i ain replyin tu u}

^{bc I em sooooooooooooo fab lyk dat}

^{You hate me?}

^Already?

^{What the hell is wrong with you?}

^{Oh 'you ert, giant walking PIECE of hair'}

^{I get it now.}

^{Come on, Tao.}

^{Talk to me.}

^{Talk to me, please.}

^{Fine, you win.}

^{I'll buy you some that Guchio Gucci made.}

^GUCCIO******

^URGH 

^{how der u}

^guhguh

^{now i h8 u even moar}

^{Oh my god, I'm sorry. Is that how it's spelled?}

^{Didn't know, Tao. Didn't know.}

^{Come on, sorry.}

^{I love you, Taozi.}

^Tao?

^Tao?

^Please?

^{Fine, how many do you want?}

^{I need five pieces gege.}

^{I love you ^^, muah~}

 

Tao could only smile at himself.

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

Hey guys!

Just so you know, I don't type like that.

lol

I'm sorry, I made this out of crack.

Heehee.

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xxx, onymous