^{Kyungsoo, my love~} 

Good morning, hyung ^0^

I love you 

NO

I bet you smiled upon reading my message

You did, right?

NO

Aww, my hyung is shy~

Are you blushing right now, hyung?

NO

What the hell, Jongin.

Do you really want to get killed?

I hub dyed ebrydei weyting por yu~

Your english .

Hyung, you are so mean to me.

I don't feel your love anymore.

NO

But I know you can never hide your feelings for me

What feelings?

NO

I can feel how much you love me when you sing 

one particular song

Tell me and I'm not going to sing it ever again

My lady

What? Are you telling me that you're my lady?

What the actual , Jongin.

You're going nuts.

I am nuts about you hyung.

There's this one word you say so lustfully that I just can't~

ALL MAH FEELS HYUNG

ALL MAH FEELS

What? LUSTFULLY?

WTF

When you say the word "chocolate"

I just can't.

What is that supposed to do with you?

I know you're thinking about my skin, hyung.

And how much you love it.

How much you love me.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Wtf.

It's good you know what color your skin is.

Why are you in denial hyung?

I found a theme song for you.

NO

WTF

See?

Denial?

Ai no dat he lubs mi coz itz obbiyus

Ai no dat he lubs mi coz itz mi he trusts

nd hez missin mi

wen hez not kissin mi

WHEN DID I EVER KISS YOU?

nd wen he luks at mi

his burawn aiz tellz hiz zoul

I know you know it deep down your soul hyung

I know you know how much you love me

WTF

you're crazy

I'm not replying to you anymore

Kyungsoo hyung!!

YAH T-T

How can you be so cruel to your favorite dongseng?

Hyung

Hyung

Hyung?

T_T

Please reply

I know you love me.

Actually, Jongin, I really do love you

O-O

Oh my gahd, hyung

are you really confessing to me right now?

I know I'm rude sometimes but..

I love you so much, Jongin.

Aww, hyung :">

You made me so happy.

You know I love you so much too.

And you know sometimes, I get jealous of you and Sehun.. I'm just too shy to let you know.

Coz I never admitted it to myself.

But now I'm admitting it to you

Hyung, I'm dying.

pls

MAH FEELS

THEM FEELS ARE COMING AGAIN~

But I guess, my brown eyes have been giving me away, haven't they?

Yes, hyung.

Your brown eyes tell me so.

I'm kinda mad at you for getting some bubble tea with Sehun last night :(

Hyung, don't frown.

You know I love you.

Want us to go out tonight?

I don't want to go out.

But do you want to make up for it?

Of course, hyung.

I'll do anything for you *u*

Buy me some chocolate

Chocolate?

Is that all, hyung?

Sure.

And I want you to melt it and pour it on your body

and I'll sing my lady while eating it..

O-O

hyung

are you serious?

you don't believe me. Jongin?

Don't you trust me?

uhmm, when?

>>>>>///////////<

hyung

MAH FEELS AGAIN

MAH FEELS AGAIN

I'm thinking... tonight, maybe?

Okay, hyung. I'll prepare the chocolate and my body for you

HAHAHAHAHAH

WTF JONGIN

SERIOUSLY

YOU'RE SO GAY

I CAN'T EVEN~

HAHAHAHHA

What? 

HYUNG? O.O

Hyung?

Who the is this?

Hi, Jongin. It's Chen hyung, the hyung you adore so much. I say chocolate in 'My Lady' too by the way . I wonder if you ever think of me that way. Lol no pls. Kyungsoo left his phone on the kitchen counter. Don't kill me~ Hyung loves you~

WHERE THE ARE YOU HYUNG?

NO NEED. YOU'RE IN THE KITCHEN

PREPARE TO GET FILLETED

please don't...

by K.Will

HAHAHAHAHAHA

GOD I'M SO FUNNY

Jongin?

Jongin?

Oh .

 

AND ALL THAT WAS HEARD WERE KIM JONGDAE'S SCREAMS

odg

let's give it up for the troll

heehee

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really appreciate it.

love you guys.

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xxx, onymous