Failed Pickup Lines
The Crazy Life of Twelve Mystical Creatures - dropped -
Failed Pickup Lines
OT12
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Suho: For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?~
Lay: Huh? I’m a unicorn… You’re the angel. Wait, did it hurt you when you fell from heaven? /gasps/ Let me heal you!
Suho: What--
Lay: Don’t pretend that you’re not in pain, just tell me!
Suho: But--
Lay: Your hurts? Okay, let me heal you, chu chu~
Suho: … Please stop rubbing my .
~
Chen: I”ll eat you up, so yum yum, can’t get enough, I think I’m in love~
Xiumin: o.o
Oh my god, get away from me, Chen. Don’t even think about eating me!
Chen: I wasn’t literally--
Xiumin: I know I’m a baozi but-- I’m not food! Is this how you show your love?? /cries/
Chen: No--
Xiumin: You don’t love me? I’m leaving! /runs away/
Chen: But that worked for BoA…? /sighs/
~
Kris: Let me take you for a ride tonight /winks/
Tao: Really?
Kris. Yeah...
Tao: OMG yay!~ /jumps onto Kris’ back/ Let’s go for a midnight fly around the island~
Kris: That’s not--
Tao: Huh?
Kris: … Nevermind.
~
Kai: Would you like to sleep with me tonight?~
Kyungsoo: I always do? I mean, I have to make sure no-one wakes you up--
Kai: No. I meant sleep with me.
Kyungsoo: …
Kai: We won’t be sleeping per se, in fact I can stay up all night--
Kyungsoo: Tsk tsk, that’s unhealthy. That’s why I’m here, to make sure you sleep early.
Kai: But Soo!
Kyungsoo: /glares/ Sleep.
Kai: Yes sir.
~
Sehun: My heart is made of ice, but you managed to light a flame within that continues to blaze.
Luhan: Sehunnie, did Chanyeol do something to you?
Sehun: What are you talking about?
Luhan: I’m a deer… I can’t make fires.
Sehun: What?
Luhan: That’s Chanyeol. You know, the Fire Phoenix.
Sehun: Wait--
Luhan: I think you must have hit your head…
Sehun: /facepalm/
~
Chanyeol: Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye--
Baekhyun: Oh no! Is it the eyeliner. Oh , I was extra careful.
Chanyeol: Wait, I wasn’t finished yet--
Baekhyun: Or is it dust? I’m allergic to dust.
Chanyeol: It’s just a sparkle!
Baekhyun: … Oh my god.
Chanyeol: Sorry, was that too cheesy?
Baekhyun: It must have been the new sparkly eyeliner I was trying out yesterday!
Chanyeol: Well done, Chanyeol.
Author's Notes
And that my children, is how not to execute pickup lines~ Thanks for reading!~
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