[EXO being cheated on] sorry for the language, btw o n o — kkaebsongg-   Kris: Who dumps a guy like me to a walking ?    Baekhyun: Gurl, if you plan on cheating on me, at least have taste.   Chen: , I don't need you. I get more girls per night than you have insoles right now.   Kyungsoo: Without me, you are going to be anorexic because of your lack of food.   Chanyeol: /confronts the guy/ If I were you, I wouldn't date a living stick. /smiles/   Suho: I guess my payment isn't enough.   Kai: Try harder if you're looking for a guy who's as bad as you in bed.   Xiumin: At least food is loyal to me.   Sehun: My lithp ithn't a reathon for you to dump me.   Luhan: /cries like a little girl who's candy is stolen/   Lay: Wait. You were my girlfriend?   Tao: My wushu stick has its uses and it is the perfect time to actually make use of it.     Hello there! New co-author of the story, too! I am new to making all of this crack things, so I apologize if it didn't make you crack up a smile at least. Oh, and sorry for the languages o n o Do remember, this is purely fictional so yeah.   Co-author: kkaebsongg- Credit: me. yes. oh, and for chen's amazing burn, it is all credit to Myungsoo (dayum, cud you pls be ma best friend?)