Kris: Nope not my style *books vacation to Hawaii*

Suho: *Buys ground where the enemies base is, and they go in prison for accessing private territory*

Kyungsoo: Too squishy, so is only allowed to cook

Kai: ”I’ll send you nudes if you leave me alone” *winks*
*enemy faints*

Sehun: Too fabulous, would turn enemies gay, break their hearts and enemies will kill themselves.

Baekhyun: *intense stare* Do you see this eyeliner. Do you know how long it took to get this perfect line? You better not mess it up with mixing blood on it, cuz imma haunt your freaking soul until the universe falls apart, got me? *enemy runs away crying*

Chanyeol: *accidently burns the ground the enemies are on*

Tao: *Runs away screaming like a teen girl*

Lay: Forgets to hide, and finds out in heaven that he died.

Luhan: Too pretty to come in. Can’t convince people he’s a dude.

Xiumin: Will lose the others while searching for baozi.

Chen: Will troll enemy in which they accidentaly shoot eachother.

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