If Exo Was A Phone

Kris: That high class phone that your friends will be envious of. All other phones besides this one are peasants.

Xiumin: He will be indestructible. He'll be like the Nokia 3310.

Tao: That super customizable phone so every time you unlock it, a super kawaii sound is gonna come out.  A panda will also be in the headphone jack cause why the not.

Luhan:  A flip phone cause he's a manly man and ain't nobody got time for fancy .

Chen: He wouldn't even be a phone. He's gonna be 2 cups attached to a string.

Lay: The phone that's so old it makes your friends laugh but this phone actually ends up working the best in calling and messaging.

Suho: The phone that will last through the ages and still works after 3 generations.

Chanyeol: That busted up ghetto phone that went through hell and back but still works like a ing champion.

Baekhyun: That phone that you keep loosing but it always shows up in the strangest places. Like how the hell did you even get there will be a reoccurring thought with this phone.

Sehun: The phone that everywhere you go there's signal but when you nee