"THE PECULIAR ONE" 

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•    This girl can kick asses, like literally. She don’t care about being feminine, leaving her with 30 hours of torture lecture from her mother about the importance of feminism. She hated her brother so damn much. No, don’t misunderstand people, she just really don’t like how cheesy and dramatic her brother is when it comes to her, but of course she knows that deep down that cold, ruthless and decaying heart of hers, she did have a teeny tiny love for her big bro. She has the face of an angel that can have any guys at her feet, even Barack Obama but of course just like most of the guys on her high school before they all ran away when she literally pushed them away (with the involvement of cliffs, electric chairs, and snakes). Never been in love and never planning to.

"THE DERP"

•       He’s the very definition of ‘perfection’. Tall, milky white skin, and pretty face (okay maybe even more pretty like super pretty, yeah prettier than you) and he hated that. He thinks he’s the manliest one among his circle of friends, exo. But of course as the saying goes “nobody’s perfect” and indeed no one is, his flaw? Well just don’t let him laugh or you’ll see the scariest thing in your life. Yeah even scarier than Chucky, Freddy and Jason combined. Kidding, but seriously, don’t let him laugh or just close your eyes when he did or you’ll see the mummy returns. He likes soccer and because of it he was able to enter one of the most (okay maybe the most) prestigious school in South Korea. It’s not like he doesn’t have the money, heck he could even buy your soul in a snap but he have his reasons (which I’m not going to tell you because that’s another story). A full blooded Chinese hottie who decide to live in the land of the rising Kpop stars ever since he was young.

"EXO,LUHAN'S DERPY FRIENDS"

• Kris- the narcissist who always brag not just about his ‘godly looks’ but also being the only one who had a girlfriend and a first kiss before but always deflated whenever being reminded that they were no longer together since the girl needed to move in the states. Have a pet alpaca named Ace and have a ritual before he sleeps which is putting on 10 gallons of BB creams on his face.

• Suho- the gentle and responsible other leader but don’t be fooled by his smiling face because once he cries he will surely make you cry too because of his derpiness according to chanyeol, quote “there is this one time when hyung won the first place in a decathlon and when he received his medal he cried on stage and gave a thank you speech and we just hugged him and I whispered ‘hyung stop crying you look so ugly’”

• Xiumin- the oldest and rarely the matured one. Can do anything in the name of food. He loves buns that’s why Luhan nicknamed him ‘baozi’. In a scholarship because of soccer along with Luhan.

• Lay- this guy is really cute especially when his dimples are shown. He can be smart if it only wasn’t for his short term memory. Yeah this guy is so forgetful that there was even this one time when he forgot his own name.

• Baekhyun- every one of his friends calls him ‘eyeliner’. Well he pretty lived up the name. this guy cant even step out of the house without applying eyeliner. He thinks his pelvis is the iest part of his body.

• Chanyeol- the derpiest one along with Luhan. He likes to rap and ran away with Kris just to eat Hot pots. Byun Baek is his bestest friend among them even though the latter sometimes punch him in the face because of his hyper activeness. He is considered as the happy virus.

• Chen- the troll. Nobody trash talks him because they know their efforts will be thrown out the window and their words will backfire at them. He’s the mischievous one among the group along with the maknaes which he considered as his ‘minions’.

• Kai- this guy is a stripper in training. He constantly ripped off his shirt randomly because quote “what’s the use of having a body if its not godly like mine, that's why peasant, I’m here to shove it in your ahjussi face that this is the definition of perfection, so be thankful for my existence”

• Tao- one of the maknaes. He has a with Gucci stuffs. Gucci bags, Gucci shades, Gucci wallets, EVERYTHING he have them all. He may be rich but he’s too lazy to spend his own money that’s why he always tricks Kris into buying him things. He always ask someone to shower with him because of two things, quote “it’s either when we don’t have any time left to prepare or when it is 2 or 3 am and its dark and .. yeah I’m scared”

• Sehun- the maknae of the maknaes. If that even made sense. He always consider himself as EXO’s baby and is a two faced . Not in the bad way of course, he’s just two face because when he’s around other people he always have a stoic and unemotional face but whenever he’s with the people he’s close with he was this aegyo-filled prince Oh. Loves bubble tea more than anything and always drag Luhan just so he could get one.

• D.O.- he’s the mother of EXO before until Suho decided to snatch the role, not that it is a bad thing though. He have a pair of huge eyes just like his nickname and a cooking skills that can put any chef into shame. He always like things organized and neat but don’t mistake him as a clean freak. His winning prize is his famous spaghetti kimchi.

A/N: i know my readers wanted me dead for making another story without even finishing the other ones but guys i really need to post this before i totally forgot the whole plot.